Looks like the season for dropping dead unexpectedly has started early (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8423785.stm) this year with Brittany Murphy's exit from the land of the living.
Predictions people? Winner gets to crow endlessly about how they called it before it happened.
I'm calling Morrissey, as much as I would hate it to happen.
Also, bawwwwww Brittany Murphy. :'(
Can I predict multiple people? Cause I'm gonna anyway.
Singer Tom Jones
'Singer' Cliff Richard
At least one member of the "Last of the Summer Wine" cast.
Master of Evil and Consorter with Dread Daemons Peter Mandelson
Variety Entertainer Silvio Berlusconi
Comedian Hugo Chavez
Go Go Dancer Joe Biden
Totally NOT A Former Member of the Hitler Youth His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
F1 driver and douchbag extraordinaire Jenson Button
Yet another former player from the England '66 squad (Cue yet more reminiscing about something nobody really cares about)
Ten should about cover it I think.
Bob Costas will die in the Winter Olympics in a freak figure-skating accident.
Dick Cheney will be rushed to the hospital in cardiac arrest, technically dead, but will pull a Nikki Sixx and come back to life.
I'm also placing bets on one of the remaining Beatles kicking the bucket next year. And because the world sucks, it will be Ringo Starr.
Who dies of a heart attack at 32? Weird.
Wayne Newton.....
Because it's his time.....
Quote from: Jenne on December 21, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
Who dies of a heart attack at 32? Weird.
There was a story on MSNBC that had some unnamed sources suggest she might have had an eating disorder.
Heroin.
"natural causes" w/a heart attack at 32, though, is what I meant.
Yeah, right, my ass.
Gary Coleman. It's the only option left to him.
It will be a spectacular suicide, and before Summer this coming year. Mark my words.
Multiple entries are not only allowed, but encouraged.
Clint Eastwood
Amanda Holden (I live in hope)
Sting
Janet Street Porter
Lemmy.
yeah, I know he'll live forever but that just makes it more epic when I turn out to be right.
Oh yeah, along those lines,
Ronnie James Dio
He was just diagnosed with early stages of Stomach Cancer.
What would be funny, and mildly ironic, is if Heaven and Hell recruited Ozzy Osbourne to replace Dio.
Amy Winehouse
Lindsey Lohan
Jordan! (plzplzplz)
Morgan Freeman.
Quote from: LMNO on December 21, 2009, 06:49:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2009, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
Jordan! (plzplzplz)
The whole country?
Accidentally?
NO
i meant this ho!
(http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/katie-price-Sapphire-550x399.jpg)
katie price. whatever shes calling herself now.
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 21, 2009, 06:27:10 PM
Lemmy.
yeah, I know he'll live forever but that just makes it more epic when I turn out to be right.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
Clint Eastwood
Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2009, 06:51:52 PM
Morgan Freeman.
Both of these, plus Bob Barker, Brittany Spears, take your pick of trendy pop idols, and what's-her-name. Roseanne something.
Henry Kissinger.
I wish there really was a "celebrity death pool"
but you know
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/NO_POOL_ON_THE_ROOF.jpg)
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.
BALLS! Shatner will NEVER DIE.
He's all we have left!
Tom Cruise.
because I have HOPE.
Adam West. This will also be the death of the tiny bit of funny to be found on Family Guy.
Sarah Palin, as a martyr.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.
BALLS! Shatner will NEVER DIE.
He's all we have left!
It's cool, I'm almost positive Bob Barker's gonna be the one to go. He's got almost ten years on Shatner. Granted, they're both over seventy (Shatner turns 79 in 2010).
I'm gonna be so fucking sad if/when Shatner dies, though. Unless he does some twilight zone shit and he's the gambler or something.
Larry King.
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Also, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Every awesome famous person is going to die within the next 5-10 years. I'll guarantee it.
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I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...
Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.
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Quote from: BDS on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...
Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.
I've got my money on Mick Jagger. Keith Richards will somewhat ironically be the last one to die. They'll do an autopsy on him when he finally does die and discover that the combination of drugs he took actually served as some sort of preservative, extending his life span.
Plus Keith'll want to snort the ashes of the other members.
I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list. Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction. I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere. That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him.
I was going to say Steven Tyler.
I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list. Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction. I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere. That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him.
If Joe Perry replaces Steven Tyler, I am climbing a goddamned water tower.
I think Gene Wilder is on his way, not sure if he's up for this year's but I might be surprised. And I'm not sure if Scott Weiland is actually clean yet or not. If he's not I give him a year or two, tops. Fuckin' heroin junkie musicians from the nineties. :argh!:
The Good Reverend Roger.
TGRR,
Just needs to find a way to bypass his own invincibility.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
I was going to say Steven Tyler.
I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.
Pete Doherty wont die. He'll be let off with a caution.
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
I was going to say Steven Tyler.
I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.
Pete Doherty wont die. He'll be let off with a caution.
Didn't he just get re-arrested immediately after getting a caution?
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.
Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.
Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.
Was he wearing a hoody? From what I understand that in Britain, any young person wearing a hoody is impervious to legal prosecution.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.
Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.
Was he wearing a hoody? From what I understand that in Britain, any young person wearing a hoody is impervious to legal prosecution.
That's funny because here it's enough (wearing a hoodie) to get you arrested in some places! :lulz:
If you're lucky.
In America if you look too young, are a minority or are poorly dressed it's like having a great big "ARREST ME" sticker on your forehead.
Incidentally, cops seem to love me.
StD,
like a well-dressed old honky.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
The Good Reverend Roger.
TGRR,
Just needs to find a way to bypass his own invincibility.
You'd better not! :argh!: