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Title: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
Looks like the season for dropping dead unexpectedly has started early (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8423785.stm) this year with Brittany Murphy's exit from the land of the living.

Predictions people?  Winner gets to crow endlessly about how they called it before it happened.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: bds on December 21, 2009, 12:33:44 PM
I'm calling Morrissey, as much as I would hate it to happen.

Also, bawwwwww Brittany Murphy. :'(
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2009, 12:55:27 PM
Can I predict multiple people? Cause I'm gonna anyway.

Singer Tom Jones

'Singer' Cliff Richard

At least one member of the "Last of the Summer Wine" cast.

Master of Evil and Consorter with Dread Daemons Peter Mandelson

Variety Entertainer Silvio Berlusconi

Comedian Hugo Chavez

Go Go Dancer Joe Biden

Totally NOT A Former Member of the Hitler Youth His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI

F1 driver and douchbag extraordinaire Jenson Button

Yet another former player from the England '66 squad (Cue yet more reminiscing about something nobody really cares about)

Ten should about cover it I think.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2009, 01:29:48 PM
Bob Costas will die in the Winter Olympics in a freak figure-skating accident.  

Dick Cheney will be rushed to the hospital in cardiac arrest, technically dead, but will pull a Nikki Sixx and come back to life.  

I'm also placing bets on one of the remaining Beatles kicking the bucket next year.  And because the world sucks, it will be Ringo Starr.  
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Jenne on December 21, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
Who dies of a heart attack at 32?   Weird.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 21, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
Wayne Newton.....

Because it's his time.....
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2009, 02:35:30 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 21, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
Who dies of a heart attack at 32?   Weird.

There was a story on MSNBC that had some unnamed sources suggest she might have had an eating disorder. 
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2009, 02:36:59 PM
Heroin.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Jenne on December 21, 2009, 02:39:09 PM
"natural causes" w/a heart attack at 32, though, is what I meant.

Yeah, right, my ass.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: hooplala on December 21, 2009, 03:07:22 PM
Gary Coleman.  It's the only option left to him.

It will be a spectacular suicide, and before Summer this coming year.  Mark my words.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2009, 03:19:39 PM
Multiple entries are not only allowed, but encouraged.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
Clint Eastwood

Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 21, 2009, 03:37:37 PM
Amanda Holden (I live in hope)
Sting
Janet Street Porter
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Jenne on December 21, 2009, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
Clint Eastwood



/heart broke
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2009, 06:27:10 PM
Lemmy.

yeah, I know he'll live forever but that just makes it more epic when I turn out to be right.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
Oh yeah, along those lines,

Ronnie James Dio

He was just diagnosed with early stages of Stomach Cancer. 

What would be funny, and mildly ironic, is if Heaven and Hell recruited Ozzy Osbourne to replace Dio. 
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
Amy Winehouse

Lindsey Lohan

Jordan! (plzplzplz)

Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 21, 2009, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
Jordan! (plzplzplz)

The whole country? 
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2009, 06:49:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2009, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
Jordan! (plzplzplz)

The whole country? 

Accidentally?
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Richter on December 21, 2009, 06:51:52 PM
Morgan Freeman.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on December 21, 2009, 06:59:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 21, 2009, 06:49:10 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 21, 2009, 06:40:56 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM
Jordan! (plzplzplz)

The whole country? 

Accidentally?

NO
i meant this ho!
(http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/katie-price-Sapphire-550x399.jpg)
katie price. whatever shes calling herself now.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 21, 2009, 06:27:10 PM
Lemmy.

yeah, I know he'll live forever but that just makes it more epic when I turn out to be right.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Freeky on December 21, 2009, 07:31:59 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 03:31:50 PM
Clint Eastwood


Quote from: Richter on December 21, 2009, 06:51:52 PM
Morgan Freeman.

Both of these, plus Bob Barker, Brittany Spears, take your pick of trendy pop idols, and what's-her-name. Roseanne something.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 07:32:34 PM
Henry Kissinger.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cramulus on December 21, 2009, 07:41:17 PM
I wish there really was a "celebrity death pool"



but you know




(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/NO_POOL_ON_THE_ROOF.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.

BALLS!  Shatner will NEVER DIE.

He's all we have left!
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: LMNO on December 21, 2009, 08:16:20 PM
Tom Cruise.


because I have HOPE.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Salty on December 21, 2009, 08:29:48 PM
Adam West. This will also be the death of the tiny bit of funny to be found on Family Guy.

Sarah Palin, as a martyr.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2009, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 21, 2009, 08:14:45 PM
I've been talking about a dead pool on who will die first, Bob Barker or William Shatner, but those old fucks just won't die. One of them has GOT to go this year or I'll eat my hat.

BALLS!  Shatner will NEVER DIE.

He's all we have left!

It's cool, I'm almost positive Bob Barker's gonna be the one to go. He's got almost ten years on Shatner. Granted, they're both over seventy (Shatner turns 79 in 2010).

I'm gonna be so fucking sad if/when Shatner dies, though. Unless he does some twilight zone shit and he's the gambler or something.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 21, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
Larry King.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2009, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 21, 2009, 06:35:58 PM

Jordan! (plzplzplz)


Make me an offer :evil:
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 21, 2009, 09:24:35 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 21, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
Larry King.

already physiologically deceased. doesn't count.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Freeky on December 21, 2009, 09:28:26 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 21, 2009, 09:24:35 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 21, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
Larry King.

already physiologically deceased. doesn't count.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 21, 2009, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 21, 2009, 09:24:35 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on December 21, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
Larry King.

already physiologically deceased. doesn't count.

They have to be decapitated to really be dead.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: bds on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.

Also, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Freeky on December 21, 2009, 10:15:27 PM
Every awesome famous person is going to die within the next 5-10 years. I'll guarantee it.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 23, 2009, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: BDS on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...

Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2009, 01:59:06 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 23, 2009, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: BDS on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...

Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.

I've got my money on Mick Jagger.  Keith Richards will somewhat ironically be the last one to die.  They'll do an autopsy on him when he finally does die and discover that the combination of drugs he took actually served as some sort of preservative, extending his life span. 
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
Plus Keith'll want to snort the ashes of the other members.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list.  Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction.  I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere.  That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him. 
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
I was going to say Steven Tyler.

I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list.  Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction.  I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere.  That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him. 

If Joe Perry replaces Steven Tyler, I am climbing a goddamned water tower.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:48:35 PM
I think Gene Wilder is on his way, not sure if he's up for this year's but I might be surprised. And I'm not sure if Scott Weiland is actually clean yet or not. If he's not I give him a year or two, tops. Fuckin' heroin junkie musicians from the nineties.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
The Good Reverend Roger.

TGRR,
Just needs to find a way to bypass his own invincibility.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
I was going to say Steven Tyler.

I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.

Pete Doherty wont die.  He'll be let off with a caution.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:02:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:01:20 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
I was going to say Steven Tyler.

I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.

Pete Doherty wont die.  He'll be let off with a caution.

Didn't he just get re-arrested immediately after getting a caution?
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.

Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.

Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.

Was he wearing a hoody? From what I understand that in Britain, any young person wearing a hoody is impervious to legal prosecution.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 23, 2009, 09:55:10 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:05:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 23, 2009, 08:04:04 PM
Dude's had like, 200 cautions over several years.

Fact is, if the British legal system can't get him, God's fucked.

Was he wearing a hoody? From what I understand that in Britain, any young person wearing a hoody is impervious to legal prosecution.

That's funny because here it's enough (wearing a hoodie) to get you arrested in some places!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 23, 2009, 11:05:32 PM
If you're lucky.

In America if you look too young, are a minority or are poorly dressed it's like having a great big "ARREST ME" sticker on your forehead.

Incidentally, cops seem to love me.

StD,
like a well-dressed old honky.
Title: Re: Celebrity death pool 2009-10
Post by: Freeky on December 24, 2009, 08:09:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:49:42 PM
The Good Reverend Roger.

TGRR,
Just needs to find a way to bypass his own invincibility.

You'd better not!  :argh!: