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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM

Title: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Soylent Green on December 22, 2009, 04:47:32 AM
Did that around the time the third one came out and met my first squeer.

FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 04:58:37 AM
I haven't done that for Twilight. I have done it with all the Dan Brown books though. For Science, but also for the Supreme Rage Against All Mankind.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 22, 2009, 04:59:30 AM
I stuffed myself with a spicy beef curry and naan before a final exam, then a few hours later stuffed myself again at the midnight breakfast with scrambled eggs (with hot sauce, obviously), bacon, pancakes, and eggs benedict, all topped off with two large cups of coffee.


FOR SCIENCE
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 05:00:57 AM
I constantly test Roger with my WRATH.

For SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2009, 06:38:58 AM
I usurped PD.com

for SCIENCE.

RCH,
sociological experiment!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 22, 2009, 07:30:08 AM
I like to test my limits on how little sleep I can get in and still be a functioning drone at work. I also occasionally listen to songs I can't stand to figure out why, exactly, I hate them.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 22, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
one of my hands is REALLY FREAKING COLD!
the other, not so much


unrelated to thread, just felt like... being a douche.

Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2009, 07:49:16 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 22, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
one of my hands is REALLY FREAKING COLD!
the other, not so much


unrelated to thread, just felt like... being a douche.



quick, use the cold hand to give yourself "the stranger".

for SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 22, 2009, 08:07:09 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 07:49:16 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 22, 2009, 07:33:10 AM
one of my hands is REALLY FREAKING COLD!
the other, not so much


unrelated to thread, just felt like... being a douche.



quick, use the cold hand to give yourself "the stranger".

for SCIENCE!

(http://mamalonglegs.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/scared_face.jpg)
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).

Done that before.  It gets worse.

Also downloaded The Sword of Truth and the Eye Of Argon, for science.  Havent yet started on the former, fortunately.

Also reading Sarah Palin's "biography", for science.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).

Done that before.  It gets worse.

Also downloaded The Sword of Truth and the Eye Of Argon, for science.  Havent yet started on the former, fortunately.

Also reading Sarah Palin's "biography", for science.

I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 22, 2009, 11:03:11 AM
I got all my bikini line hair removed.. went in for a brazillian and she accidentally the whole thing.


FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: NotPublished on December 22, 2009, 12:22:51 PM
I've been glued to this damn laptop for more than 12 hours finishing last minute work.

For science.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).

Done that before.  It gets worse.

Also downloaded The Sword of Truth and the Eye Of Argon, for science.  Havent yet started on the former, fortunately.

Also reading Sarah Palin's "biography", for science.

I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 01:24:07 PM
I posted in this FOR SCIENCE.

And now because you've all read it, it's peer-reviewed science. 

Woo-hoo!   :jebus: :whack: :jebus:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 01:43:20 PM
I will mercilessly poke our engineer today.

FOR SCIENCE!

Results to follow.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).

Done that before.  It gets worse.

Also downloaded The Sword of Truth and the Eye Of Argon, for science.  Havent yet started on the former, fortunately.

Also reading Sarah Palin's "biography", for science.

I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.

WHAT YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SWORD OF TRUTH FOR SCIENCE???


but yeah, I read only the first part, and I really enjoyed it. I did hear that the rest of the series just goes ooonnnn and ooonnn ...

the best "first book is good rest is crap" series I ever read was Ender's Game though. You can say about mr Scott Card what you want (things like nazi fundie creep asshole etc), but the first book in that series is simply fucking good.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 02:08:36 PM
I put oil in the pasta water.




for SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:34:07 AM
I have made this thread in the hopes that there are other people who punish themselves needlessly, in the name of science,  and it isn't just me. :horrormirth:



I downloaded the Twilight book series to read and see exactly how bad it was intended to be.

It's meh so far (page 44 in book 1).

Done that before.  It gets worse.

Also downloaded The Sword of Truth and the Eye Of Argon, for science.  Havent yet started on the former, fortunately.

Also reading Sarah Palin's "biography", for science.

I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.

WHAT YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SWORD OF TRUTH FOR SCIENCE???


but yeah, I read only the first part, and I really enjoyed it. I did hear that the rest of the series just goes ooonnnn and ooonnn ...

the best "first book is good rest is crap" series I ever read was Ender's Game though. You can say about mr Scott Card what you want (things like nazi fundie creep asshole etc), but the first book in that series is simply fucking good.

My mother and sister are obsessed with the series. In fact, as far as I know, the only books my sister ever reads are Goodkind's. The whole 'Wizard's Rules' bits was cool, especially the first one. More could have been done with them. The later books all seem to be very much an analogy for Individualistic Freedom Fighters For Really Real Freedom fighting against An Evil Empire That Is Part Communist Part Oh Noes BIG GUVMINT. And yes these parts drag on forever. The love story between Richard and Kahlan gets incredibly tedious after a while (Goodkind resolves the one thing that makes Love Stories work way too early [i.e. the reason the two LOVERS cannot be together] in the first book this was the fact that Richard will lose his mind and free will entirely if he fucks Kahlan. Thereafter has to create ever more elaborate reasons that drag on for the entire series why they can't be together ).

Oh and there are plenty of other opportunities to play Spot The Randian Philosophy throughout. Slavery, Rape, Taxes, Rape, and then for a change a bit more Rape.

~~~Payne: Sword swallower.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
I would think swallowing swords would make your esophagus all scabbard inside.

Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
I would think swallowing swords would make your esophagus all scabbard inside.



Well, it does. It also tends to make you feel on edge.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
I would think swallowing swords would make your esophagus all scabbard inside.



Well, it does. It also tends to make you feel on edge.

that's some cutting edge SCIENCE right there. 
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 02:15:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 02:08:36 PM
I put oil in the pasta water.




for SCIENCE.

AND HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN. :x
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 02:14:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 02:13:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 22, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
I would think swallowing swords would make your esophagus all scabbard inside.



Well, it does. It also tends to make you feel on edge.

that's some cutting edge SCIENCE right there. 

I would have gone for Bleeding Edge, myself.

~~~Payne: Acting as a punner's foil yet again.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

You hate America. 
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!

This.

Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: hooplala on December 22, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

I hope to fucking god you are joking.

Hoopla
-looks at boob-jobs all day as part of his job, and has seen the unnerving horror, UNPHOTOSHOPPED!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

I hope to fucking god you are joking.

Hoopla
-looks at boob-jobs all day as part of his job, and has seen the unnerving horror, UNPHOTOSHOPPED!

What's wrong with a few unsymmetrical bulges and loss of sensation?
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: hooplala on December 22, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 22, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

I hope to fucking god you are joking.

Hoopla
-looks at boob-jobs all day as part of his job, and has seen the unnerving horror, UNPHOTOSHOPPED!

What's wrong with a few unsymmetrical bulges and loss of sensation?

Don't forget the scars.  Huge hack-jobs under the tit, and sometimes an ever-so-lovely jagged scar around the areola where is has been ripped off, and then slapped back on.  

Also:  dents

I shit you not.

Oh, and burst capillaries, and stretch marks from tissue being stretched faster than nature intended.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
Dents.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Picturing Dcup with my jeep sticking out of her chest.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
For reals: While the mental image of DC with two wrecking balls jutting out of her torso, laying waste to scores of hapless men and women is amusing...







DONT.  DO.  IT.






please.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 03:58:55 PM
ummmm DCUP, from what I have seen, your breasts, while not DCUPs, are FINE. and when I say FINE, I mean, fuckshitdamn that shit is FINE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 04:01:47 PM
We all must make certain sacrifices.

For example, I have to customize my underwear to make room for my enormous testicles. 

It's a burden, but I soldier through.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!

This.



screw you guys. I will accept DC for who she is, no matter how engorged her breasts may be.

RCH,
willing to let your loss be my gain
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 22, 2009, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 22, 2009, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 03:43:58 PM
Hey!  I don't want no Darth Cupcake with plastic parts!

This.



screw you guys. I will accept DC for who she is, no matter how engorged her breasts may be.

RCH,
willing to let your loss be my gain

:lulz:

You're a regular Leo Buscalia.

:lulz:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.

Its because of you and TV Tropes that I decided to download it.

I can't wait to read about the "chicken that is not a chicken."  And Rahl justifying slaughtering pacifists.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:

Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Richter on December 22, 2009, 04:23:26 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.


"Barth Cupcake"
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:



I really hope they make that one into a movie. I will go see that.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 22, 2009, 10:53:00 AM
I have decided that, with the combination of a strong suspension of disbelief and serious triedlyness, the first book wasn't that bad. It was, in fact, pretty good.

I think science is going to kill me...

Wait until you get to the vampire c-section.

That's why I itook on this dedication for science. I had to read it myself. :lulz: :lulz:



I really hope they make that one into a movie. I will go see that.

If they do make it into a movie, but leave that part out, there will be RAGE!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:27:28 PM
Keeping it PG or whatever is going to be pretty damn hard by that stage.

How they are going to deal with this problem keeps making me laugh inappropriately.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 22, 2009, 04:27:55 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.

You're not looking in the right place
Squid-- knows where to look  :wink:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 22, 2009, 04:27:55 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.

You're not looking in the right place
Squid-- knows where to look  :wink:

I used to find great ones at H&M. Now? No more.

It boggles my mind that the shmancy new bra from Victoria's Secret that will add two cup sizes (allegedly) comes in a 32DD BUT NOT IN A 36A.

Because those of us with A-cup boobs couldn't POSSIBLY want to look a little nicer for dates or whatever. Whereas those girls with a 32DD REALLY need those extra two cup sizes...
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 22, 2009, 04:40:34 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/ex-miss-argentina-dies-after-butt-implant-surgery/

WHERE DOES IT END?!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: AFK on December 22, 2009, 04:43:19 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on December 22, 2009, 04:40:34 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I am considering a boob job.

FOR SCIENCE.

But more importantly, for the ability to go bra shopping without frustration.

WHICH IS LIKE A GODDAMN SCIENCE.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/ex-miss-argentina-dies-after-butt-implant-surgery/

WHERE DOES IT END?!

Apparently at the end.   :D
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 22, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
 :lulz: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 22, 2009, 04:51:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 22, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 22, 2009, 01:11:49 PM
I have the whole Sword of Truth accidentally.

I will be honest though -  there were a couple aspects I liked in the earlier books. If you manage somehow to drag your ass through the entire series though, you will be ready to crack the planet with your bare hands in rage. Probably for SCIENCE.

Its because of you and TV Tropes that I decided to download it.

I can't wait to read about the "chicken that is not a chicken."  And Rahl justifying slaughtering pacifists.

"OH LORD! WHAT MADNESS HAVE I (and TV Tropes) WROUGHT!"

(http://static.open.salon.com/files/despair1237852510.jpg)
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 22, 2009, 10:06:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.

D-cup, your hawt! NO BEWB JOB PLS! :cry:
also I envy your ability to wear vest tops braless.  :argh!: 32E, mine wont put up with that shit.

Also find it fucking impossible to buy bras.

Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 22, 2009, 10:13:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:33:31 PM


I used to find great ones at H&M. Now? No more.

It boggles my mind that the shmancy new bra from Victoria's Secret that will add two cup sizes (allegedly) comes in a 32DD BUT NOT IN A 36A.

Because those of us with A-cup boobs couldn't POSSIBLY want to look a little nicer for dates or whatever. Whereas those girls with a 32DD REALLY need those extra two cup sizes...

i dont! NONE of my shirts or dresses would fit. i have to buy a size larger on my top half as a general rule. Also too much padding meks my bewbs look AWFUL.

The ability to buy shit here is the problem, not your bewbs.

Bra rage is sad. I wanted a reduction at 16.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
You know I pretty much get the impression that unless you got a C cup, you will have trouble finding bras. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure women with a C cup have something to complain about as well. I dunno what, but I bet they will come up with something.

It's amazing how an entire industry manages to produce clothings that fit no one!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on December 23, 2009, 12:06:13 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
You know I pretty much get the impression that unless you got a C cup, you will have trouble finding bras. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure women with a C cup have something to complain about as well. I dunno what, but I bet they will come up with something.

It's amazing how an entire industry manages to produce clothings that fit no one!

THIS IS THE PROBLEM! NOT OUR BEWBS!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 23, 2009, 05:47:04 AM
Finsihed New Moon for science just a few mintues ago. I think all the serious typos are damaging my brain... :horrormirth: And now I'm contemplating starting the next one.

Msts Freeky,
glutton for punishment.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Nast on December 23, 2009, 05:52:27 AM
Oh God, I can't stand books with typos in them. I seriously go through and correct the errors with a pen, to make myself feel better.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 23, 2009, 05:54:28 AM
This is kind of worse, because it's in a PDF that I can't edit. Sometimes it's really  hard to figure out what was meant. Like "eoce". That was supposed to be "face". I think there was one I never figured out what it was... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 23, 2009, 06:16:04 AM
My son's teacher put together the worst piece of shit web page ever for an assignment.
I'm considering telling her just what I think of it.

For SCIENCE
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 06:32:21 AM
Quote from: Squid on December 23, 2009, 06:16:04 AM
My son's teacher put together the worst piece of shit web page ever for an assignment.
I'm considering telling her just what I think of it.

For SCIENCE

DO IT.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Triple Zero on December 23, 2009, 08:25:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 23, 2009, 12:06:13 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
You know I pretty much get the impression that unless you got a C cup, you will have trouble finding bras. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure women with a C cup have something to complain about as well. I dunno what, but I bet they will come up with something.

It's amazing how an entire industry manages to produce clothings that fit no one!

THIS IS THE PROBLEM! NOT OUR BEWBS!

OF COURSE!!! BEWBS ARE NEVER THE PROBLEM!!!









(UNLESS YOU GOT BREAST CANCER!)
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 23, 2009, 12:28:28 PM
:spittake:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Richter on December 23, 2009, 04:13:45 PM
 :richter:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM
Well, since I've never read it and now I have this nice big holiday break coming up...

I am going to finally read the Illuminatus! trilogy.

FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2009, 07:15:12 PM
:omg:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: AFK on December 23, 2009, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 23, 2009, 07:14:09 PM
Well, since I've never read it and now I have this nice big holiday break coming up...

I am going to finally read the Illuminatus! trilogy.

FOR SCIENCE!

I need to read that thing one of these days too. 
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 12:34:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
You know I pretty much get the impression that unless you got a C cup, you will have trouble finding bras. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure women with a C cup have something to complain about as well. I dunno what, but I bet they will come up with something.

It's amazing how an entire industry manages to produce clothings that fit no one!

It was really hard to find bras in my size (36B) for a long time, but last time I went to the store I found a fuckton of them.

Victoria's Secret doesn't stock 36B in their stores, which is stupid.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Storebrand on December 24, 2009, 01:10:58 AM
I'm a 34-36 B and I've never had any problems finding bras at Victoria's Secret.  Maybe it's a regional thing.  Like I couldn't find any 6 1/2 shoes when I lived in TN but they're everywhere and on sale here.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 24, 2009, 01:27:08 AM
Quote from: gin on December 24, 2009, 01:10:58 AM
I'm a 34-36 B and I've never had any problems finding bras at Victoria's Secret.  Maybe it's a regional thing.  Like I couldn't find any 6 1/2 shoes when I lived in TN but they're everywhere and on sale here.

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 24, 2009, 12:34:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 22, 2009, 10:45:33 PM
You know I pretty much get the impression that unless you got a C cup, you will have trouble finding bras. In addition to that, I'm pretty sure women with a C cup have something to complain about as well. I dunno what, but I bet they will come up with something.

It's amazing how an entire industry manages to produce clothings that fit no one!

It was really hard to find bras in my size (36B) for a long time, but last time I went to the store I found a fuckton of them.

Victoria's Secret doesn't stock 36B in their stores, which is stupid.

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 22, 2009, 04:27:55 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
All I want is a B cup.

Most stores don't sell bras in 36A, so I can't buy bras.

It really fucking sucks.

You're not looking in the right place
Squid-- knows where to look  :wink:

I used to find great ones at H&M. Now? No more.

It boggles my mind that the shmancy new bra from Victoria's Secret that will add two cup sizes (allegedly) comes in a 32DD BUT NOT IN A 36A.

Because those of us with A-cup boobs couldn't POSSIBLY want to look a little nicer for dates or whatever. Whereas those girls with a 32DD REALLY need those extra two cup sizes...

StD,

Thinks women with smaller breasts are hawt. Please don't ever mess your tits up with implants. There are plenty of men out there who think your body is perfect.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 24, 2009, 09:45:33 AM
Heh i like how alot of girls put on layer after layer of fake looks and then get all pissed when the man GTFOASAP the next morning.
Noshit girl! you look nothing like you did at the beginning of the evening!
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 24, 2009, 09:45:33 AM
Noshit girl! you look nothing like you did at the beginning of the evening!

In my opinion, if you both don't look like you've spent the last six hours at Krispy Kreme, you were doing it wrong.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on December 24, 2009, 04:23:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 24, 2009, 09:45:33 AM
Noshit girl! you look nothing like you did at the beginning of the evening!

In my opinion, if you both don't look like you've spent the last six hours at Krispy Kreme, you were doing it wrong.

Awwww yeeeaaaah.

Anyways, THE POPE KISSES LITTLE BOYS... FOR SCIENCE AND JESUS: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1238201/Christmas-Eve-Midnight-Mass-moved-10pm-Pope-time-rest.html

That picture makes me giggle.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: maphdet on December 25, 2009, 01:55:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO on December 22, 2009, 02:08:36 PM
I put oil in the pasta water.




for SCIENCE.

This has been haunting me since MGD first posted (that I'm aware of).
:argh!:


Ok goes back to read the rest of the thread now.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: maphdet on December 25, 2009, 02:08:56 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 22, 2009, 10:13:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 22, 2009, 04:33:31 PM


I used to find great ones at H&M. Now? No more.

It boggles my mind that the shmancy new bra from Victoria's Secret that will add two cup sizes (allegedly) comes in a 32DD BUT NOT IN A 36A.

Because those of us with A-cup boobs couldn't POSSIBLY want to look a little nicer for dates or whatever. Whereas those girls with a 32DD REALLY need those extra two cup sizes...

i dont! NONE of my shirts or dresses would fit. i have to buy a size larger on my top half as a general rule. Also too much padding meks my bewbs look AWFUL.

The ability to buy shit here is the problem, not your bewbs.

Bra rage is sad. I wanted a reduction at 16.

Fuck hey cup A or B I'll trade you my D-f
HA!


What a fucking world ...there is always something we as humans do not see the same as others.

There is the issue- humans will never be able to see the same side-we are all Monkeys.
Dance Monkies dance.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: gin on December 24, 2009, 01:10:58 AM
I'm a 34-36 B and I've never had any problems finding bras at Victoria's Secret.  Maybe it's a regional thing.  Like I couldn't find any 6 1/2 shoes when I lived in TN but they're everywhere and on sale here.

Quite possibly. 34 A and B are not a problem, 36 A and B are not stocked in most styles at my local store, including the Miracle Bra or whatever it's called.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 05:42:15 PM
Quote from: Regret on December 24, 2009, 09:45:33 AM
Heh i like how alot of girls put on layer after layer of fake looks and then get all pissed when the man GTFOASAP the next morning.
Noshit girl! you look nothing like you did at the beginning of the evening!

I apparently look hawter in the morning

that's what I've been told. I am, evidently, more attractive the more of a mess I am. IMO I just look confused with messy hair, but evidently that's a turn-on? I get hit on a lot when I think I look like shit, especially if I'm depressed, heartbroken, have been drinking too much, and haven't showered or washed my face for five days. I guess that hollow, unkempt, bereft look is sexy.

What is wrong with people
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: on December 25, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Despair is sexy.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
Oh, good.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: Z³ on December 25, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Despair is sexy easy.

Fix'd, I'm sorry to say... :sad:
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 25, 2009, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: Z³ on December 25, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Despair is sexy easy.

Fix'd, I'm sorry to say... :sad:
And easy is sexy.
but regular easy is not as sexy as despair.
Despair is tragic/romantic.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 25, 2009, 08:42:15 PM
I'm pointing out to wingnuts who deny climate science consensus on the basis of hacked, out-of-context email quotes talking about methods they don't understand, that they are geopolitical pawns in a game they don't get and wont benefit from...for SCIENCE.

Also, I'm pointing out the thread title should read "We do this shit for SCIENCE" unless we are all taking craps for science, for SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:50:26 PM
Suggestion taken. Fix'd.
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cain on December 25, 2009, 08:54:44 PM
Hurrah.

Cain,
no longer doing shits for SCIENCE
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:55:16 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 25, 2009, 09:18:32 PM
I am posting this link (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3651/wutis.jpg). For SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: on December 26, 2009, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: Z³ on December 25, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
Despair is can be sexy easy.

Fix'd, I'm sorry to say... :sad:

double fixed.
Title: Re: We do the shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 26, 2009, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: Z³ on December 26, 2009, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 25, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Quote from: Z³ on December 25, 2009, 05:45:22 PM
ANAL?

Fix'd, I'm sorry to say... :sad:

double fixed.

Triple Fixed
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Rumckle on December 28, 2009, 03:47:36 AM
 :lulz:


I took physics as a major, FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 28, 2009, 05:07:58 AM
I guess the only way to tell how many female users we have around here we just need to mention boobs.

Also, just ate a frozen burrito at midnight... FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Telarus on December 28, 2009, 05:27:12 AM
My girlfriend (we've been working things out... or taking it to the wall.. depends on your point of view) realized how much of a boob/nipple fetish she has after I paid for her new nipple piercings and she was told not to play with them for 6 weeks.

My nipples are sore FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Payne on December 28, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
pIX:

I spent 10 and a half hours on a train to go see Payne yesterday.

This morning i found out  :nigel:

THAT THE MESSIAH GIVES AWESOME HEAD.

thouroghly tested, for SCIENCE bitches.
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Kai on December 28, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 28, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
pIX:

I spent 10 and a half hours on a train to go see Payne yesterday.

This morning i found out  :nigel:

THAT THE MESSIAH GIVES AWESOME HEAD.

thouroghly tested, for SCIENCE bitches.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2009, 03:42:32 PM
I spent the better part of a day on the city bus, then hung out with perverts and fetishists.

FOR SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 28, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
Gonna go mix it up with the spags in the street at Times Square for New Years, with a friend. Last time I saw it, I was in a fancy suit at a fancy party being driven around in a limo (at age 14, with neither of my parents around), so milling about at ground level should be a hoot. We'll see how many posters we can stick up in Manhattan, maybe a few fliers. Also probably gonna kiss said friend when the ball drops.

For SCIENCE.
Title: Re: We do this shit for SCIENCE.
Post by: Rumckle on December 28, 2009, 04:26:27 PM
I am going to freeze my balls off in Calgary, for SCIENCE!