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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 23, 2009, 05:48:09 PM

Title: :LULZ:
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 23, 2009, 05:48:09 PM
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/12/tea-partier-calls-c-span-worried-his-prayers-for-byrd-to-die-got-inhofe-instead.php
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 05:53:07 PM
HOW HARD DID YOU PRAY?

*voice breaks*

:lulz:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Cramulus on December 23, 2009, 06:21:00 PM
yeah I'm not a christian


but something tells me that if I was


and I found myself praying for someone's death


I might have to take a step back from the crosspipe.
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Template on December 23, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
Wow.  Variations on this should be added to trolling repertoires.
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 23, 2009, 08:42:20 PM
Praying for someone to die doesn't work.

They tend to live longer actually...

Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: BabylonHoruv on December 24, 2009, 02:38:35 AM
worked for me when I did it to my neighbor.  Although he was an old man with a terminal illness.  Still the fact that it worked the next day kinda surprised me.
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 05:09:31 AM
This is the best prayer I've ever heard of. :lulz:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 25, 2009, 06:48:21 AM
 :lulz: HAHAHAHAHAHA

i don't know what's better, the fact that the 'righteous' pray to Samael.

or

The fact that they conceive of prayer as if's some kind of arrow or missile that MISSED it's TARGET!

:lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

...

:|

...

:x
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Bruno on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2009, 07:17:36 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: LMNO on December 25, 2009, 01:03:21 PM
I just shat myself.
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 25, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)
:potd:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Chairman Risus on December 30, 2009, 09:57:01 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)
:spittake:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)

It occurs to me that Jerry doesn't say much, but when he does, it's fucking amazing.
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2010, 12:52:49 AM
I frgot about this! :lulz:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Telarus on September 01, 2010, 01:03:25 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: :LULZ:
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 01, 2010, 02:29:26 AM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on December 25, 2009, 07:03:59 AM
IMMA CHARGIN MAH SAVIOR!!!!!!!!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/CharginMahSavior.jpg)


I laughed for...  1 minute at least.. 

it's still coming in small waves every time I think about it.