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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 23, 2009, 09:52:44 PM

Title: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 23, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
I'll start because I'm gone for the rest of the week!

I hope you all have a wonderful holiday no matter how you choose to celebrate it or who your celebrating with!!  :lulz:

Eat too much, drink too much and party like it's 2012....   :|

Seriously, y'all have a good one!!! 

Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 23, 2009, 09:57:29 PM
ALL OF YOU SORRY BASTARDS BETTER ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOURSELVES FOR THE HOLIDAYS

In other news, I don't believe I've actually said the words "Merry Christmas" out loud yet.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 10:38:22 PM
Happy Haligdaeg! Merry Mithras! etc
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2009, 06:36:11 AM
There is no Christmas, only Sol Invictus.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: NotPublished on December 24, 2009, 06:47:00 AM
Seasons Greetings
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 24, 2009, 06:57:57 AM
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS ASS FAGS!

IF NOT, FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!   then.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Jasper on December 24, 2009, 07:00:16 AM
Merry Christmas!  I got you some seasonal affective disorder.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Lies on December 24, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
A happy mooseday and a merry new Gregorian calander year to all your spags.

May the christmas moose make all your perverted dreams come true.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cramulus on December 24, 2009, 02:02:07 PM
If nobody outbids me, I'm buying Payne this underwear for XMas

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170421341296


he has promised to model it for all y'all
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 02:03:11 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Kai on December 24, 2009, 02:11:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 24, 2009, 06:36:11 AM
There is no Christmas, only Sol Invictus.

THIS.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: AFK on December 24, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
Maury Christmas everyone!
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Post by: Suu on December 24, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
CHRISTMAS EEEEVE.

Slowly I turned...
Step by step...
Inch by inch...
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cramulus on December 24, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I got fucking outbid in the last 20 seconds!  :argh!:


Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: maphdet on December 24, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/MoPo-christmas-738555.jpg)
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Mangrove on December 24, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: maphdet on December 24, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/MoPo-christmas-738555.jpg)

Why is Santa protecting Jesus? I thought Jesus had more superpowers than Santa.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: themenniss on December 24, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
merry etc...
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 24, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/uterus.jpg)
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 24, 2009, 06:33:21 PM
Happy Sol Invictus, Solistice, Saturnalia, Yule, Festival of Lights, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Yalda, Winterval, Festivus, HumanLight, Korochun, Decemberween, Hogswatchday, Life Day, and Christmas!
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Post by: Suu on December 24, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
Life Day! Yay!

-suu
already hit the baileys and star wars marathon on spike
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on December 24, 2009, 08:14:04 PM
Korochun is clearly made up.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 04:33:37 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 24, 2009, 06:31:52 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i312/P3nT4gR4m/uterus.jpg)



JESUS WAS A SPARKLY VAMPIRE?!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Dysnomia on December 25, 2009, 05:54:04 AM
HAPPY YULE YOU SPAGS!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: themenniss on December 25, 2009, 02:53:41 PM
merry christmas etc.
hope you all got what you wanted and jargon

themenniss- baked.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Telarus on December 26, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Mele Kalikimaka and Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 26, 2009, 09:38:34 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 26, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Mele Kalikimaka and Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!

:crankey:

Mele Kalikimaka to you too, brah.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Suu on December 26, 2009, 10:53:29 PM
DID ANYONE GET ANY COOL SHIT?! I got $300 plane tickets so under the tree wasn't that impressive for me, but I still not some nifty things. I got a sterling silver rapier necklace, diamond hoop earrings, underwear, socks, some Star Wars figures including a Build-a-Bear Darth Vader Monkey my sister made for me, a new mouse and keyboard, new computer speakers, a $50 Joann Gift Card and some other small things. I need to be able to bring it all home, so they had to go small.

I bought myself a Betsey Johnson handbag and received a small inheritance from my grandfather's estate which will be used toward paying off my student loans and a new apartment. My sister got a new camera so I got her old one, which means I can actually take GOOD pics of my stuff!

Christmas Eve my dad and I split a handle of Mt. Gay Rum. Apparently I got mean.  :|

The Suu Family Nightmare:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Mobile%20Uploads/Image0376.jpg)

I had to sleep on the couch where my brother is all night. Not only were we unable to turn off the tree lights because it was behind all that shit, but they forgot to put the AC back on after the party and I was up all night sweating and looking at piles of presents.  :x It's now cold again (lol 50s), so no AC needed. Heading to Orlando tomorrow with my sister to hit the outlets out there and go see Squid for dinner.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Suu on December 26, 2009, 11:01:57 PM
Addendum:

It's Suu family tradition to write witty hints on the gift tags for the corresponding gift. I received a wooden pterodactyl model.

...The tag read, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!"


I'm so proud of my parents. So proud.  :cry:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 27, 2009, 03:58:13 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 26, 2009, 11:01:57 PM
Addendum:

It's Suu family tradition to write witty hints on the gift tags for the corresponding gift. I received a wooden pterodactyl model.

...The tag read, "SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!"


I'm so proud of my parents. So proud.  :cry:

Wow. They sound pretty awesome  :)
We've even warped your parents.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 27, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 24, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I got fucking outbid in the last 20 seconds!  :argh!:




There is more

http://cgi.ebay.com/329-Mens-Brief-Spandex-Thong-Underwear-Purple-S-L_W0QQitemZ170423877228QQcategoryZ11507QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%252BC%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%252BDDSIC%26otn%3D10%26ps%3D63
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 27, 2009, 05:53:15 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 27, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 24, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I got fucking outbid in the last 20 seconds!  :argh!:




There is more

cgi.ebay.com/329-Mens-Brief-Spandex-Thong-Underwear-Purple-S-L_W0QQitemZ170423877228QQcategoryZ11507QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%252BC%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%252BDDSIC%26otn%3D10%26ps%3D63

The fuck? :eek:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Dysnomia on December 27, 2009, 06:45:27 AM
I got martini making stuffz from parents and aunt, and my aunt bought me double shot glasses.   :lol: :evil:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 27, 2009, 07:02:37 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 27, 2009, 05:53:15 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 27, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on December 24, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
I got fucking outbid in the last 20 seconds!  :argh!:




There is more

cgi.ebay.com/329-Mens-Brief-Spandex-Thong-Underwear-Purple-S-L_W0QQitemZ170423877228QQcategoryZ11507QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%252BC%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%252BDDSIC%26otn%3D10%26ps%3D63

The fuck? :eek:
What the fuck  :lulz:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 27, 2009, 07:24:05 AM
I got a bunch of clothes, Scribblenauts and the Modern Marvels: Engineering Disaster box set. 

:magick:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: the last yatto on December 27, 2009, 08:57:02 AM
gave sister in law a copy of angel tech,
aunt some disney23 buttons

myself I got the prisoner novel, ben franklin, chex mix and really weird blue and green chess set from the Smithsonian institution

o and a shirt of parrots playing poker
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 27, 2009, 03:20:53 PM
Doctor Who DVD box set (new fourth season), No More Heroes and Red Steel for the Nintendo Wang, and the number one best confectionery treat ever invented: molasses pops. Fuck yeah, materialistic pleasures.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Zenpeanut on December 27, 2009, 03:42:42 PM
good quality gloves, a box of mechanical pencils that was supposed to be pens (lol), topped off with a new computer
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Freeky on December 27, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
Underwear, bath stuff, 20 bucks and beef jerky. Yum.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Salty on December 27, 2009, 06:02:47 PM
I got a 32 inch hd lcd, which is extra sweet since my monitor just died, and a blue ray internets streamy thingy.

Mrs. Alty's related to some magistrates*.

It's weird. My mom worked at burger king when I grew up, not used to shit like this. Not that I'm complaining. It just leaves me feeling very uncomfortable to have really nice things I haven't worked my ass off for.

Can't wait to get the conversion cord and have 32 inches of High Def PD.com goodness.




*:magick:?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: maphdet on December 27, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
I got dishes, glassware, and freaking kick ass stainless steel silverware set- YAY
Finally, glass dishes in the maphdet household.

This can only mean one thing-more things to pick up when they break.

But being that we want to get us away from eating off of plastic, I'm willing to deal.
(two glasses and one oil pour thingy have broke so far)
:)

And Damn I want the Doctor Who Box set-I'm a fan, yeah one of the few shows I can bare on the TeeVee.

Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Rumckle on December 28, 2009, 03:33:54 AM
A sprained thumb and some money

They weren't related.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: NotPublished on December 28, 2009, 05:39:48 AM
Money, perfume/colonge etc .. and bought tons of clothes for myself :D .. still got more to buy
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2009, 01:26:49 PM
I got a new turntable. 

I can finally have the other kind of "vinyl party" at our place!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2009, 01:29:02 PM
I got heartburn, upset stomach, AND indigestion.

Beat that fuckers!!!!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: AFK on December 28, 2009, 01:58:25 PM
Also, I, er, I mean Santa got my daughter a drum-set for Xmas.  It ended up being a lot smaller than I anticipated, but it is a real drum set.  They're just smaller versions of snare, tom, and bass drums.  It was totally awesome watching her run into the living room Xmas morning.  She was super psyched and started banging away right away.  Santa done good this year.   :D
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 28, 2009, 06:20:24 PM
Christmas was 3 days of visiting family and watching my kid get way too many gifts. My bedroom is now almost completely filled with empty boxes awaiting to be recycled after being used as the most epic fort my boy has ever seen.

I got some very warm clothes, miscellaneous items, gift cards, checks, a serious dent in my pocketbook, some X-mas sex and the beginnings of a gut. 
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Dimocritus on December 28, 2009, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 27, 2009, 07:24:05 AM
I got a bunch of clothes, Scribblenauts and the Modern Marvels: Engineering Disaster box set. 

:magick:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the game where you write just about any word down on the screen and it pops into gameplay? If so, how is it? I was thinking about getting it, but I can imagine the mechanics being a little wonky.

As far as gifts, I received my first computer ever  :fap:.

INB4 Welcome to the 90's.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: The Johnny on December 30, 2009, 10:12:16 AM

(http://www.wrongcards.com/files/imagecache/display/secular-progressive-agenda.jpg)
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
looks like my family might actually get a xmas card next year :lulz:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Telarus on December 31, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
How do they know that the fetuses are heterosexual?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Jasper on December 31, 2009, 07:13:27 AM
Probably by consulting orishas.  Or perhaps they just guess.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: The Johnny on December 31, 2009, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 31, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
How do they know that the fetuses are heterosexual?

Because only anally conceived babies are gay.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Nast on December 31, 2009, 08:23:44 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 31, 2009, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Telarus on December 31, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
How do they know that the fetuses are heterosexual?

Because only anally conceived babies are gay.

:lulz:

Butt babies!
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2009, 04:14:37 PM
What Cain got for Xmas:

A passport cover, with my initials engraved into it.  Unfortunately British, but never mind.
T-shirts
Money
E.H. Carr's The Twenty Year Crisis
Unfinest Hour by Brendan Simms
Voltaire's Bastards by John Ralston Saul
Stanley Hoffman's Chaos and Violence
The Breaking of Nations by Robert Cooper
McMafia by Misha Glenny
The Great Game: On Secret Service in High Asia by Peter Hopkirk
Toiletries from Molton Brown
A bottle of Baileys, because at this time of year, I like to add Baileys to my coffee.

I'm actually pretty easy to buy for.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2009, 04:30:17 PM
What's this about having too many books?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2009, 04:31:06 PM
I couldn't find any of the above as e-books.  Besides, when you have over 30,000, whats a few more?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 04:34:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 31, 2009, 04:31:06 PM
I couldn't find any of the above as e-books.  Besides, when you have over 30,000, whats a few more?

I envy your collection. :argh!:
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2009, 04:36:35 PM
Those are all ebooks, I should point out.  Probably more than a few duplicates and duds in there, as well.  But as a rough number, it works. 

All easily obtained too.  I can PM you with a small list of sites, if you want?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Triple Zero on December 31, 2009, 06:17:38 PM
One of my many side projects is building a rough full text search application that scans all the ebooks on my HD and inserts the results in a column automatically right next to my google results. It will take some time before it's finished (if ever) but if I do, I'll be sure to pass it to you, Cain. The basic idea is not to be able to text-search the books themselves, but mainly to get a rough idea of which books in your collection contain subjects similar to whatever you happen to be googling at that moment. Cause yeah there''s no way I'm even going to open all of those books, probably.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 08:07:52 AM
Holy shit, that is software that I would actually pay for.

Let me know if you ever finish it?
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Cain on January 02, 2010, 11:40:04 AM
That could be helpful, yes.  Although I am currently reorganizing my hard drive so my library is more easy to navigate, too.
Title: Re: 2009 Requisite Merry Xmas thread....
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 09:27:12 PM
Mostly I'd just love to have a content-searchable index for my many gigs of reference texts and academic articles.