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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Herbertina Merrique V on December 24, 2009, 02:35:40 AM

Title: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Herbertina Merrique V on December 24, 2009, 02:35:40 AM
http://www.ocweekly.com/2007-02-08/news/illegally-park-ed/

Fine, this is an old article, but   :argh!::hi5::?:hi5::x

QuoteNo one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn't responsible for making sticky all over the woman's sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess—after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

"She got what she wanted," said Stokke. "She's an overtly sexual person."

QuoteOn the witness stand, Park explained that he'd called Lucy out of concern for a citizen's safety. He also shrugged his shoulders when Kamiabipour slowly listed the first names of nine Captain Cream female employees—Annette, Denise, Rashele, Marlia, Brandi, Andrea, Deborah, Laura and Shannon—whose license plates he'd run through the DMV computer in the weeks prior to his sexual encounter with Lucy.

QuoteIn a secretly-recorded phone call to Laguna Beach police shortly after the incident, Lucy recalled that she'd told Park she had no license. Park began "rubbing himself up against me," she said. "Then, he said, 'What are we going to do here, Lucy?'"

Park unzipped his pants, took his penis out and got an erection, she explained. "Basically, the officer made me give [him] a freaking hand job and he let me go. I'm so freaked out about it."
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Richter on December 24, 2009, 02:57:08 AM
Just....

Just fucking all of them.  On purpose.  With fire.

Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: NotPublished on December 24, 2009, 03:00:01 AM
Its almost like saying "Its not my fault your born hot and I'm desperate!"

.. ok so cops maybe do need to be actively monitored.

One thing I do wonder from time to time, how do some people even know how to breed?
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Pariah on December 24, 2009, 03:11:20 AM
This is a Christian nation and God wouldn't of given men penises if he didn't want to use them
CASE CLOSED
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 24, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
HE WAS JUST CHECKING ON HER WELL-BEING!
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Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Kai on December 24, 2009, 04:32:15 AM
Okay. This again. This /thing/. Over and over again, this thing, that men are somehow incapable of controlling their sexual urges, and must be excused from fucking everything in sight, and any woman who shows any sort of empowerment or liberation is asking to be treated like a sex slave.

This THING, this completely backward bullshit pile of ARRRRRRRRRG needs to be burned. With fire. And gasoline. And jet fuel.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Jasper on December 24, 2009, 06:49:48 AM
Blaming the victim for fun and profit.  Way to go, Laguna Beach's finest.

Evolutionarily speaking, nonconsensual sex is basically how reproduction happens.  It is a shame that, when we evolved great enough intelligence to understand that rape is wrong, we did not evolve the means to innately control our behavior.  Unfortunately self-control and respect has to be taught, and it is up to society (and ideally, our law enforcement) to impress upon people its importance.

tl;dr Fucking filth.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 01:11:26 PM
Relevant video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Q07qrdfJ4)
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 24, 2009, 04:55:23 PM
A hand job for driving without a license? The cop was just trying to get her off easy.
Besides 2/3rds of Dancers deserved it.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Dysnomia on December 24, 2009, 06:38:28 PM
"It's not my fault I raped her officer!  She was showing some leg!"
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Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Kai on December 24, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on December 24, 2009, 06:49:48 AM
Blaming the victim for fun and profit.  Way to go, Laguna Beach's finest.

Evolutionarily speaking, nonconsensual sex is basically how reproduction happens.  It is a shame that, when we evolved great enough intelligence to understand that rape is wrong, we did not evolve the means to innately control our behavior.  Unfortunately self-control and respect has to be taught, and it is up to society (and ideally, our law enforcement) to impress upon people its importance.

tl;dr Fucking filth.

No no, see, we DO have the means to control our behavior. It's a stupid just so story that we don't, a goddamn excuse for mysogyny.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 24, 2009, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on December 24, 2009, 06:49:48 AM
Blaming the victim for fun and profit.  Way to go, Laguna Beach's finest.

Evolutionarily speaking, nonconsensual sex is basically how reproduction happens.  It is a shame that, when we evolved great enough intelligence to understand that rape is wrong, we did not evolve the means to innately control our behavior.  Unfortunately self-control and respect has to be taught, and it is up to society (and ideally, our law enforcement) to impress upon people its importance.

tl;dr Fucking filth.

No no, see, we DO have the means to control our behavior. It's a stupid just so story that we don't, a goddamn excuse for mysogyny.

I think it largely depends on the second and fourth circuit development. Was this a act of 'procreative forces'? Hell no, he jerked off on her sweater... that says a lot more about his territorial/dominance imprints I think.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Kai on December 24, 2009, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on December 24, 2009, 06:49:48 AM
Blaming the victim for fun and profit.  Way to go, Laguna Beach's finest.

Evolutionarily speaking, nonconsensual sex is basically how reproduction happens.  It is a shame that, when we evolved great enough intelligence to understand that rape is wrong, we did not evolve the means to innately control our behavior.  Unfortunately self-control and respect has to be taught, and it is up to society (and ideally, our law enforcement) to impress upon people its importance.

tl;dr Fucking filth.

No no, see, we DO have the means to control our behavior. It's a stupid just so story that we don't, a goddamn excuse for mysogyny.

I think it largely depends on the second and fourth circuit development. Was this a act of 'procreative forces'? Hell no, he jerked off on her sweater... that says a lot more about his territorial/dominance imprints I think.

Well, roger has said before that most people are stuck in second circuit.
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
Quote"She got what she wanted," said Stokke. "She's an overtly sexual person."

:x :x :x :x :x

Clearly, women who are overtly sexual people want sex from everyone, all the time. If they didn't, they would wear burkhas and be properly chaperoned by male family members, right?
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Requia ☣ on December 26, 2009, 08:20:33 AM
 :vom:
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: the last yatto on December 30, 2009, 10:48:41 AM
isnt the penalty for no license only 250 bucks or 50 bucks if you get one before your court date
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Epimetheus on December 30, 2009, 06:44:01 PM
 :asplode:
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 30, 2009, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 04:55:23 PM
A hand job for driving without a license? The cop was just trying to get her off easy.
Besides 2/3rds of Dancers deserved it.

/obvious fix

That's about the best comment I can make here, because really, it's just WTF
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 30, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 30, 2009, 08:42:44 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 04:55:23 PM
A hand job for driving without a license? The cop was just trying to get her off easy.
Besides 2/3rds of Dancers deserved it.

/obvious fix

That's about the best comment I can make here, because really, it's just WTF

I'm glad someone picked up on my word choice ;-)
Title: Re: FAPPITY FAP FAP (Cop stalks & ejaculates on hawt chick, goes unpunished)
Post by: Jasper on December 31, 2009, 04:51:26 AM
Quote from: Kai on December 24, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on December 24, 2009, 06:49:48 AM
Blaming the victim for fun and profit.  Way to go, Laguna Beach's finest.

Evolutionarily speaking, nonconsensual sex is basically how reproduction happens.  It is a shame that, when we evolved great enough intelligence to understand that rape is wrong, we did not evolve the means to innately control our behavior.  Unfortunately self-control and respect has to be taught, and it is up to society (and ideally, our law enforcement) to impress upon people its importance.

tl;dr Fucking filth.

No no, see, we DO have the means to control our behavior. It's a stupid just so story that we don't, a goddamn excuse for mysogyny.

You mistook my meaning.  Of course it is stupid to say that we cannot control our behavior.  It is also stupid to say that people are born with the faculty.  You ignored the word 'innately'.  Please don't ignore words that don't facilitate ethical outrage.

My point is that the officer clearly has a poor idea of what is right and wrong, and probably a better upbringing would have prevented it.   This kind of antisocial behavior always emerges in poorly socialized individuals.