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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Da6s on December 24, 2009, 05:54:18 PM

Title: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Da6s on December 24, 2009, 05:54:18 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBPw2O_1rS7s&pos=9 (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBPw2O_1rS7s&pos=9)

QuoteDec. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Bernie Madoff went to Duke University Hospital on Dec. 18 with injuries consistent with an assault, ABC News reported, citing the network's WTVD affiliate in North Carolina.

Madoff had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung, the ABC affiliate said, citing people familiar with the situation it didn't identify. Madoff was discharged from the hospital two days ago, according to the ABC-WTVD report on ABC's Web site.


Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 24, 2009, 06:22:01 PM
Quote from: Da6s on December 24, 2009, 05:54:18 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBPw2O_1rS7s&pos=9 (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBPw2O_1rS7s&pos=9)

QuoteDec. 24 (Bloomberg) -- Bernie Madoff went to Duke University Hospital on Dec. 18 with injuries consistent with an assault, ABC News reported, citing the network's WTVD affiliate in North Carolina.

Madoff had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung, the ABC affiliate said, citing people familiar with the situation it didn't identify. Madoff was discharged from the hospital two days ago, according to the ABC-WTVD report on ABC's Web site.




IF we would have let his investors do this we could have saved money of feeding and housing his ass for the next few decades. I mean, have a referee there to keep them from killing the guy...
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 24, 2009, 07:55:15 PM
fuck a referee. Madoff deserves the ultimate in mob justice.

I hope the fucker had a broken anus to go with his face and ribs.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on December 24, 2009, 08:19:33 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 24, 2009, 07:55:15 PM
fuck a referee. Madoff deserves the ultimate in mob justice.

I hope the fucker had a broken anus to go with his face and ribs.

Well I was thinking that they would want to keep him alive to make sure each investor got their own turn...
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 09:46:56 PM
Wow, they have him in with the general population?

He's not gonna live through his prison term.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 09:50:21 PM

Quote

Madoff had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung, the ABC affiliate said, citing people familiar with the situation it didn't identify.

Also, may I just say that this is the second time recently I've seen an absolutely embarrassing mangling of the language in a press release. Don't they at least require a degree in English anymore? I didn't graduate from third grade and that still makes me  :x
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 24, 2009, 09:54:22 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8430352.stm
QuoteBernard Madoff was not attacked, US prison says

Bernard Madoff was given a 150-year sentence in June
Disgraced US financier Bernard Madoff is being treated in a prison hospital for hypertension and dizziness, a US Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman has said.
Traci Billingsley denied earlier media reports that Madoff was assaulted at a prison in North Carolina.


Riiiiight.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 04:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 24, 2009, 09:50:21 PM

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Madoff had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung, the ABC affiliate said, citing people familiar with the situation it didn't identify.

Also, may I just say that this is the second time recently I've seen an absolutely embarrassing mangling of the language in a press release. Don't they at least require a degree in English anymore? I didn't graduate from third grade and that still makes me  :x

But what does it mean?
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Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Zenpeanut on December 25, 2009, 06:13:12 AM
I don't believe you guys don't believe what the news is telling you. He totally didn't get assaulted in prison.

He just fell. down some stairs. made out of fists.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 07:48:39 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on December 25, 2009, 06:13:12 AM
I don't believe you guys don't believe what the news is telling you. He totally didn't get assaulted in prison.

He just fell. down some stairs. made out of fists.
:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 07:50:08 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 25, 2009, 04:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 24, 2009, 09:50:21 PM

Quote

Madoff had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung, the ABC affiliate said, citing people familiar with the situation it didn't identify.

Also, may I just say that this is the second time recently I've seen an absolutely embarrassing mangling of the language in a press release. Don't they at least require a degree in English anymore? I didn't graduate from third grade and that still makes me  :x

But what does it mean?
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My best guess is that it means "citing unidentified individuals believed to be familiar with the situation" or something along those lines.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Freeky on December 25, 2009, 04:00:12 PM
.....

:x
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 25, 2009, 04:28:52 PM
It's also possible that it actually means what it says, which is that the affiliate cited individuals who were familiar with a situation the affiliate did not identify, but that MAKES NO SENSE.
Title: Re: Bernie Madoff possibly assaulted in prison
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on December 25, 2009, 04:42:19 PM
I hope he is having a good time in prison.