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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Hangshai on December 26, 2009, 07:29:25 PM

Title: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on December 26, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
So, I dont know if anyone has heard of the zero-point energy generator or whatever its called.  Its some magnetic generator that is "SUPPOSED" (big quotes) to generate more energy than it needs to run itself, providing free energy or whatever.  Anyway, its called Magniwork, and I have the pdf, its right here...

   http://rapidshare.de/files/48898391/lycotree.pdf.html

Someone mentioned that they were an engineer somewhere, I tried to find the post so I could just emai the link, but then I thought there are probably more people who may be interested.  I would just like someone with some knowledge of electrical systems to give it a look and tell me if its bullshit.  Sounds like bullshit, but, you never know, I guess...
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Triple Zero on December 26, 2009, 08:12:07 PM
Ah yeah that thing, it would totally revolutionize human technology and culture as well as solve all our energy problems for the generations to come. Unfortunately the project is being silenced by the radical arm of the eco-lobby as they just made a deal with the manufacturers of fairy-powered reactors.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Template on December 26, 2009, 09:26:48 PM
1. High Weirdness board.
2. Can't read it right now, but I presume it assumes you can get energy from permanent magnets without consuming them.
Oh, permanent-magnet motors, where were we before people started believing in you?
3. I think zero-point energy is just used as a buzzword, if it's just a permanent magnet motor.

Fairy-powered engines. :x
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on December 27, 2009, 04:05:04 AM
Thats what this thing is.  And with my VERY limited knowledge of these things, it seems it just uses magnets to spin the generator around.  You just need a spark to turn it over, and you're golden.  So, it would work, then?
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Template on December 27, 2009, 04:10:43 AM
Permanent magnet motors end up either being god bearings or good brakes. They don't work for the purpose their designers expect them to.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 27, 2009, 04:59:11 AM
magnetism = cool and weird and may someday give us awesomest tech
this = perpetual motion machine
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on December 27, 2009, 05:07:04 AM
So I guess solar panels and batteries are still the closest you can get to free electricity.  That technology seems to be getting a little cheaper at least, and more efficient.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Bu🤠ns on December 27, 2009, 06:56:12 AM
Also, I read somewhere that zero-point energy was impossible because it was the lowest point and so there would be no energy to use.  Otherwise violate the laws of thermodynamics or something.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Iason Ouabache on December 27, 2009, 07:02:41 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on December 27, 2009, 04:10:43 AM
Permanent magnet motors end up either being god bearings or good brakes. They don't work for the purpose their designers expect them to.
TITCM. Magnet motors are interesting but you can't do anything with them other than looking cool. As soon as you try to do any work with them friction/heat brings the thing to a grinding halt. There's no such thing as a free lunch (except for solar power and that still sucks).
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on December 27, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
I think the technology is available to wire up your house with solar panels though, right?  I've heard they can generate enough electricity to make your meter run backwards at some points.  You would probably need batteries to store the electricity generated form the panels, and Im still thinking it would be in the neighborhood of about 10 grand or more, for a 2-3 bedroom house.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Template on December 27, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
I seem to have heard closer to twenty or thirty thousand dollars.
Also, you don't need batteries if you're staying on the grid, i.e., YOU HAVE A METER.  You just sell your extra energy to the power company...
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Elder Iptuous on December 28, 2009, 02:05:28 AM
Protip:
Home Power Magazine.

for practical up to date info on all your home power generation questions.  Solar, hydro, geothermal, etc.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on December 28, 2009, 07:25:02 PM
"Zero point" generators are crap.  EOT.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Kai on December 28, 2009, 10:35:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 28, 2009, 07:25:02 PM
"Zero point" generators are crap.  EOT.

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Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2009, 01:50:09 PM
What I gather from the technobabble is that it's magnet/flywheel based, with the magnets pulsing on/off.


Basically,

Battery -> Variable Magnet -> Flywheel -> Battery.

The theory is that since the magnet only pulses half the time, and the flywheel is always turning, then it is creating more energy than it is losing.

But that's not the case.  Conservation of Energy wins.


 IIR, Mythbusters kicked this one in the balls.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 01, 2010, 01:19:15 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 29, 2009, 05:02:47 AM
http://www.steorn.com/orbo/

this ones on demo in Ireland.

Shame they wont say how it works. And that the demonstration is not doing nothing we could fap out with a 9v battery some magnets and a little copper ring or three for some wireless power antics.

Next Week @ Waterways visitor center, Psychic Surgery & Snake Oil Sale!
Oh yeah, those guys. The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe does an update about them every 9 months or so. For instance:

http://www.theness.com/neurologicablog/?p=1362

QuoteWell – Steorn is back in the news again with a slick ad campaign and fresh promises about a demonstration. This video by Steorn pushes me in the direction of concluding the latter – that Steorn knows exactly what they are doing.

Rather than addressing the concerns of their critics, they have chosen to mock them – ironically embracing the terms used to mock Steorn's claims. It's a clever gambit – too clever, if you know what I mean. For example, they show their Orbo engine happily spinning away, and then quotes from critics calling the technology "fairy-powered" and "powered by blarney." It is a version of the Galileo gambit – trying to make it seem as if those who are criticizing your pseudoscience are simply blind to your visionary genius. Michio Kaku says Orbo is a "fraud", but here it is "working."

Nice try, Steorn.

The bottom line is the same – generate demonstrable usable energy, or there is no other reasonable conclusion than your technology is a fraud. Showing a motor spinning is useless, until independent scientists can satisfy themselves that the motor is truly over-unity – that all sources and outputs of energy have been accounted for.

After viewing Steorn's explanation of the technology, I am totally underwhelmed. It's just another magnet scheme – really, Steorn, that's it? Magnets? They hook up a motor to a battery. The battery spins the motor, which they also hook up to a generator, which returns some of the energy back to the battery. Wow. This is not even an original free energy scam. This is old-school nonsense in slick new packaging. And yet they would have us believe that this simple scheme has somehow broken the laws of physics.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on January 01, 2010, 04:46:33 AM
Thanks everyone, thats exactly why I posted the link.  I appreciate all of your insights.  It sounds like a great idea, and I had a feeling that if it was a plausible device then why arent there more of them or whatever, why isnt EVERYONE using them...

So, this just brings me to another question; has anyone heard of the Tesla electric motor that Tesla supposedly invented and took to an oval track.  He then proceeded to attach the small generator to the engine of a car somehow, and this device apparently worked by picking up ambient electricity in the air and atmosphere around the car, using this electricity to propel it.  Then he got mad for some reason, took his toys and went home, and no one has ever been able to repeat his results.  Does that ring any bells?
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Template on January 02, 2010, 01:04:50 AM
RF interference. 
X-ray generation.  Or maybe that's fluorescent lights.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 03:17:22 PM
From what I gather (i.e. I haven't read up on it recently), the Tesla thing works, but it's not an over unity device because it relies on a transmitter to provide the power.  But I'm not sure if that's the question you were asking.


Ok, a quick search shows that wireless energy transfer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_energy_transfer) is indeed possible, and technologies are still being developed.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 05, 2010, 11:35:21 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 03:17:22 PM
Ok, a quick search shows that wireless energy transfer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_energy_transfer) is indeed possible, and technologies are still being developed.
well duh, its what a lightbulb and a solar panel will do.
the trick is to make it efficient.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 01:29:04 PM
inductive charging of device batteries are slated to be ubiquitous within the next couple of years. (available on a few early adopter models already, i thought...)
that's wireless power.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Triple Zero on January 05, 2010, 01:52:47 PM
in a similar manner, my foot up your ass is also wireless energy transfer.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
 :lol: :| :?
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 05, 2010, 03:26:54 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 01:29:04 PM
inductive charging of device batteries are slated to be ubiquitous within the next couple of years. (available on a few early adopter models already, i thought...)
that's wireless power.


That's what Tesla said, about a century ago :(
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Triple Zero on January 05, 2010, 04:09:27 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 02:14:50 PM
:lol: :| :?

Ok unless you count shoelaces, perhaps.

But they have velcro for that!
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 04:13:48 PM
Oh...
Ok.
For a bit I thought there was actual antagonism, which didn't seem to fit...
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Triple Zero on January 05, 2010, 04:28:45 PM
Well, if the shoe fits ...
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 05, 2010, 04:30:49 PM
regardless of whether it fits or not the prospect of velcro being stuck in my ass hair is not pretty...
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 05, 2010, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 05, 2010, 04:28:45 PM
Well, if the shoe fits ...

... it probably doesn't have metal-filament laces.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2010, 03:17:10 PM
Whilst I agree that over unity or zero point is pie in the sky, physics defying bullshit there's something that not a lot of people have cottoned on to. Build a device that's as close to zero point as you can get then add a solar panel and a small wind turbine to the circuit.

Bingo - free energy the cheats way.

There's a lot of real fucking efficient motors out there these days - doesn't take much to tip the balance. All perpetual motion needs is a little push :wink:

I ran this by my mate, who's into all this magnetic induction bullshit. "Yeah but that isn't genuinely zero point - you're cheating".

"The objective isn't zero-point, dumbass - it's powering my house for fuck-all"



Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on January 06, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
The problem as I see it is that these generators use their energy to feed the battery that powers the generator.  If you try to bleed off any of that energy to power your house, you're just running off battery power.

Battery <-> Generator

Battery -> Generator -> House

Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
While we're on the subject there was something else my mate was going on about. I think he called it a Bendini circuit or something similar (sounded like an italian trapeze act anyway)

WTF is all that about and why do these zero point freaks shoot their spooge over it?
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on January 06, 2010, 03:40:40 PM
Because if you can get over-unity, you can power your house for free.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2010, 03:48:45 PM
You can do that anyway. Without the elaborate, perpetual motion bullshit.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on January 06, 2010, 07:31:04 PM
Yeah, with like, solar panels and batteries and stuff, right?  Its just fucking EXPENSIVE.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: LMNO on January 06, 2010, 08:21:33 PM
I think he means by the skill called "hacking the grid", or maybe even the subtle art of "having someone else pay for it".
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 06, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
Nah man, I was talking about windmills and solar panels and shit. Sure it costs moneys but offset that against the saving in utilities and it's worth it.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Hangshai on January 07, 2010, 04:51:49 AM
Yeah, I know there are methods from meter dragging with a nail to 'hacking the grid' as you put it, LMNO, but I was talking about solar panels and shit.  It is pricey, but eventually pays for itself, I would imagine.  I wouldn't want to do it unless I owned my own home, that's for sure.  I still don't think the technology is past the charging batteries with solar panels stage, so you're really just running off a bank of really big rechargeable batteries.  I don't know how efficient it is so far, but it seems like they're getting somewhere with cars recently.  Ive seen a  few sporty electric models lately.  I just remember the only people that had solar when I was younger really just used it to heat their back yard pools.  I've heard that now you can get it to where it spins your meter backwards and the electric company actually pays you for feeding the grid.  You know, with solar panels and stuff.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 07, 2010, 10:07:05 AM
Protip: Solar panels are free in this country. They leave them lying at the side of the road, powering speed cameras and shit. If harvesting please remember not to approach from the road or you'll get caught on camera then the price rises dramatically  :wink:
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: the last yatto on May 21, 2010, 11:32:27 AM
camel dung batteries are cheaper the solar panels
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Bu🤠ns on May 21, 2010, 04:12:11 PM
now THAT'S a miracle.
Title: Re: Magniwork generator
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 21, 2010, 07:26:27 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on May 21, 2010, 11:32:27 AM
camel dung batteries are cheaper the solar panels
They are also quite a bit smellier.

:vom: