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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2009, 11:21:45 PM

Title: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2009, 11:21:45 PM
Sorry, guys: I'm removing everything that I am submitting for publication. Not to be a jerk, just to cover my ass.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: singer on December 27, 2009, 02:26:26 AM
Hey Nigel,

I really like this.  I can't quite put my finger on why, but I'm not going to try to analyze it anymore.   I'm just going to like it.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: NotPublished on December 27, 2009, 02:29:42 AM
I can see it going into a series labeled "Horrible Children's stories" in Adult Humour section or something.

Very good writing as always :D
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2009, 03:12:34 AM
Thanks!
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 27, 2009, 06:13:56 AM
that was awesome. :mittens:
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: The Johnny on December 27, 2009, 10:35:05 AM

Interesting point of view for alcoholism while living with kids
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2009, 05:29:10 PM
I let my kids read the other one and they were like "FUUUUUUUUCK Mom, what the hell is wrong with you?" but I don't think i'm going to let them read this one.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 27, 2009, 05:30:05 PM
Actually EFO was more like "AWWWW that's so sweet, here's a hug" which was not the expected response.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: maphdet on December 27, 2009, 05:51:01 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 27, 2009, 10:35:05 AM

Interesting point of view for alcoholism while living with kids

I think so too.


Nice read The Right Reverend Nigel. Thanks!
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2009, 12:36:51 AM
You are welcome, thank you!

I was just about to explain where this came from, but then it was TMI so I erased it. I will just say that my mother was an alcoholic and I try to never drink much around my kids... at least not more than a few glasses at social gatherings.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2009, 12:50:11 AM
Sweet, one of my friends who is a really stunning painter wants to illustrate this one. This could turn out to be series of sick, sad, beautiful children's books.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: NotPublished on December 31, 2009, 12:51:05 AM
I'd definantly pay for those!

The sorrow of the soul, turns into Beauty with the Art.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: President Television on December 31, 2009, 01:03:31 AM
I love these stories. IMO, this one was even better than the first. :mittens:
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
this is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2009, 08:13:56 AM
I just got the first two paintings, she says unfinished, but oh. They are. Oh.

Title: Re: Horrible children's story #2: It's OK When Mommy Drinks
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2009, 08:16:34 AM
She is such an amazing painter. I cannot believe that she painted those, just like that. All I can do is put down words, and she took two sentences, and made paintings out of them.
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