This is AMAZING!
I gotta re-anchor the dude (the staples didn't hold up to the trip), then I will post pics. My daughter has told me to thank you for "her sculpture" (WTF?).
Nice card, too. :lulz:
:thanks:
Staples go through the right foot, with the guy on the edge of the beaten path (just a little bit of slack in the chain).
Glad you liked it, I had fun with it :) Make sure to check the back of the little label.
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.
Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*
:lulz:
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 29, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.
Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*
:lulz: it's true. you really do.
Quote from: Sir Remington III on December 29, 2009, 06:37:11 AM
As for the card, I went to Hallmarks and looked around for a bit. They didn't really have anything that I liked, so I asked a clerk for help.
Me: Quick question: What's most offensive Christmas card you have?
Clerk: *looks confused* Who are you sending it to?
Me: An angry, embittered old man who lives down in the desert. I've never actually met the guy, but I'll know the right card when I see it.
Clerk: We don't really have any offensive Christmas cards...
Me: *takes blank card* Gotta do everything yourself.... *mutter mutter mutter*
I had to go to three shops to find one that would even print mine.
We should start our own card company. Make cards especially for those occaisions Hallmark ignores.....
We met on a warm spring day,
Everything was sunshine and play,
Then we had sex,
I've seen better train wrecks,
Please never call me again OK!
Or some such as I suck at poetry, but y'all know what I mean.
That's... kind of awesome.
You know you can buy blank cards at craft stores and make cards with rubber stamps, printers and scrapbooking supplies.
SCRAPBOOKING!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
that word makes me go all foamy.
In fact, we should do this more often. Wish I had an awesome kick ass printer. Or you know, one that worked... at all.
www.wrongcards.com