Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 04:21:03 AM

Title: I don't know!
Post by: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 04:21:03 AM
I'm new here.  I was a Christian.  Then one against church.  Then a blasphemous Christian.  Then something I will refer to as a spiritualist, even considered being a Wiccan at one point.  I've been digging into this Discordian stuff and lo and behold, in its confusing verbose splendor its message makes more sense than any other religion.  I think I'm going with Spiritualist Discordian.  Or maybe just Discordian.  Or maybe nothing at all?  Wait, I can't be an Athiest, because its not even a religion by definition.  Oh well.  I may not know what I am, but I know I'm not a robot or a cabbage, and I know that 23 is following me.

By the way if anyone cares or is wondering about the name: At the risk of beating a dead horse, being cliche or a dumbass, I chose to assume the position of Bishop because #1 it came up randomly in a word generator, and #2 I always liked that Monty Python sketch... Plus I think I should have some form of (religious?) authority in the world. :p  Baqarah comes from the book of the Koran, "The Cow", and I have been known as some variation of Flame on video games or message boards in the past "Rebel Flame".  
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Kai on December 29, 2009, 04:59:34 AM
Welcome.

Mind the monkeys, they're /everywhere/.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Nast on December 29, 2009, 05:00:13 AM
Hi there. Do you have any nice recipes?
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 05:10:30 AM
Much appreciated.  I thought I smelled poo.
Recipes... do you count adding Frank's Redhot to spaghetti sauce? I'm afraid I'm a pretty shitty cook.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Salty on December 29, 2009, 05:36:05 AM
Any other skills?

It helps. 

Welcome.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: -Kel- on December 29, 2009, 05:51:54 AM
Do you have pie?
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 06:21:37 AM
I assure you I'm full of plenty of odd theories, beliefs, grudges and grievances, but I won't punish you with all of them at once.  You see the reason I don't know what in the world I am is because I disagree with some or all aspects of every major belief system I thought I could go with :p

I do have the skill/ability to think, and as a result I am tired of interacting with people who can't/don't, and that's probably why I ended up here.  I guess I'm attracted to other people who think, or at least look at the lighter side of things when they choose not to.  That being said, it may be the only skill I have, and I may not be the best at it considering I still look at the Discordian calendar with a "duh" look on my face.

If you want pie, you'll have to catch he who stole it: :rbtg:
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: The Johnny on December 29, 2009, 06:24:45 AM
Quote from: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 04:21:03 AM
I know I'm not a robot or a cabbage...

That´s too bad.

Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: the last yatto on December 29, 2009, 08:27:45 AM
is it too late to take it back? did anyone save the receipt?
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: -Kel- on December 29, 2009, 03:15:59 PM
Quote from: Yatto on December 29, 2009, 08:27:45 AM
is it too late to take it back? did anyone save the receipt?

*searches threw her purse and numerous boxes* I DONT THINK I DID!!!  :x
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 29, 2009, 03:26:45 PM
Hello there, BBF. If you like thinking about stuff, you'll like it here. If you like criticism with a healthy serving of hilarity on the side, you'll like it even more.

Quote from: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 06:21:37 AM
I do have the skill/ability to think, and as a result I am tired of interacting with people who can't/don't, and that's probably why I ended up here.  I guess I'm attracted to other people who think, or at least look at the lighter side of things when they choose not to.  That being said, it may be the only skill I have, and I may not be the best at it considering I still look at the Discordian calendar with a "duh" look on my face.

How to put this... Don't worry about that. In fact, don't worry about your mastery/knowledge of anything contained in the Principia Discordia. I've been hanging around here for about two years now and I still don't pay any attention to the Discordian Calendar. Instead, worry about... um, actually, just don't worry. They can smell your fear.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Freeky on December 29, 2009, 04:05:33 PM
Hi there.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2009, 04:06:56 PM
Quote from: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 06:21:37 AM
or at least look at the lighter side of things when they choose not to.  

Oh, yeah.  You came to the right place.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: Bishop Baqarah Flame on December 29, 2009, 10:28:02 PM
Oh it's not that I was worrying about the calendar or much else for that matter, it just irritates me when a "formula" goes over my head and I set out on a mini-quest to figure it out, probably OCD!  :argh!: 
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Post by: Suu on December 29, 2009, 11:02:00 PM
I'm a Spiritualist too. I imbibe frequently.
Title: Re: I don't know!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 30, 2009, 04:38:38 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 29, 2009, 11:02:00 PM
I'm a Spiritualist too. I imbibe frequently.

:potd: