Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on December 30, 2009, 06:40:24 AM

Title: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on December 30, 2009, 06:40:24 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/eatpig/SeeingtheFord.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 30, 2009, 04:02:35 PM
i neither get nor see it.
please explain
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cain on December 30, 2009, 04:04:33 PM
d00d omg so FUNNAH!

You see, out of the corner of your eye, "ford" looks like "fnord"!  This is a completely hilarious and hitherto unheard of discordian joke!
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2009, 04:06:34 PM
still don't get it  :|
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Freeky on December 30, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 30, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get

Ditto, it made me almost giggle a bit.

"Why, Ford? Why NOW?"
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: President Television on December 30, 2009, 06:02:39 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 30, 2009, 04:52:19 PM
Quote from: Squid on December 30, 2009, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.

that i get

Ditto, it made me almost giggle a bit.

"Why, Ford? Why NOW?"

Yeah, that's exactly how I read it.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Captain Utopia on December 30, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Obviously the OP was just waking up from a blackout induced by huffing cheap paint-thinner. Slumped on their computer desk, blinking rapidly, what the OP saw in the corner of their eye can be made clearer if you simply rotate the image by 90 degrees:

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/SeeingtheFnord.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 30, 2009, 06:19:53 PM
OSHI- :lulz:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Freeky on December 30, 2009, 06:38:58 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:32 PM
Thread became funny!

WHY, FORD?

OH GOD.

WHY NOW?
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE.  :x

Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on December 30, 2009, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE.  :x


FORD IS THE NEW FILM FLAM :x :x
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dimocritus on December 30, 2009, 07:03:03 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE.  :x


FORD IS THE NEW FILM FLAM :x :x

:argh!:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: President Television on December 30, 2009, 07:05:01 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:32 PM
Thread became funny!

WHY, FORD?

OH GOD.

WHY NOW?

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on December 30, 2009, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE.  :x


FORD IS THE NEW FILM FLAM :x :x

EVER SINCE I READ THIS THREAD I HAVEN'T WALKED - THREAD CAUSED ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO WALK.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cramulus on December 30, 2009, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: FP on December 30, 2009, 06:17:52 PM
Obviously the OP was just waking up from a blackout induced by huffing cheap paint-thinner. Slumped on their computer desk, blinking rapidly, what the OP saw in the corner of their eye can be made clearer if you simply rotate the image by 90 degrees:

(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/SeeingtheFnord.jpg)


FORD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sweet_image_vault/HeyguysdidyouheHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dysnomia on December 30, 2009, 07:32:36 PM
OH GOD!



WHY FORD?

WHYYYY????


:horrormirth:



SPS,
hates how much she loves her ford
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: President Television on December 30, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on December 30, 2009, 07:18:53 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 07:00:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 06:52:59 PM
FORD IS RUINING MY LIFE.  :x


FORD IS THE NEW FILM FLAM :x :x

EVER SINCE I READ THIS THREAD I HAVEN'T WALKED - THREAD CAUSED ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO WALK.

RUN, GRIN, RUN!
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 30, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
BECAUSE OF FORD I LOST MY BOYFRIEND, GOT ADDICTED TO TRANQUILIZERS, BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC, FORGOT HOW TO MAKE FOOD, MY HEART STOPPED BEATING, IT SNOWED, AND THE ZIPPER ON MY FAVORITE HOODIE BROKE.

OH AND THEN I GOT EPILEPSY, DIABETES, AIDS, LICE, AND WILFORD BRIMLEY.

WHY, FORD?

WHY NOW???
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: President Television on December 31, 2009, 12:10:04 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
BECAUSE OF FORD I LOST MY BOYFRIEND, GOT ADDICTED TO TRANQUILIZERS, BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC, FORGOT HOW TO MAKE FOOD, MY HEART STOPPED BEATING, IT SNOWED, AND THE ZIPPER ON MY FAVORITE HOODIE BROKE.

OH AND THEN I GOT EPILEPSY, DIABETES, AIDS, LICE, AND WILFORD BRIMLEY.

WHY, FORD?

WHY NOW???


:lulz:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 01:09:07 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 30, 2009, 11:23:06 PM
BECAUSE OF FORD I LOST MY BOYFRIEND, GOT ADDICTED TO TRANQUILIZERS, BECAME AN ALCOHOLIC, FORGOT HOW TO MAKE FOOD, MY HEART STOPPED BEATING, IT SNOWED, AND THE ZIPPER ON MY FAVORITE HOODIE BROKE.

OH AND THEN I GOT EPILEPSY, DIABETES, AIDS, LICE, AND WILFORD BRIMLEY.

WHY, FORD?

WHY NOW???


(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/2491010790_0c55cc2a72.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: themenniss on December 31, 2009, 01:55:02 AM
ford made my dad try to get in contact with me today.
i politely told him to fuck off.
oh wait... that's not funny.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dysnomia on December 31, 2009, 02:13:51 AM
FORD ACCIDENTLY MY WHOLE FAMILY



WHY FORD???  WHY NOW???
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: The Johnny on December 31, 2009, 02:35:02 AM
                                                                             WHYYYYY FOOOORD WHYY NOOOOOOOOOW!?!!?
                                                                           /
                                                                          /
                                                                         /
                                                                        /
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Gerald_ford_state_funeral.jpg)
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dysnomia on December 31, 2009, 03:38:16 AM
(http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/motivational-poster-cosplay-horrible-warning.jpg)

WHY FORD???


WHY NOW???
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: the last yatto on December 31, 2009, 04:16:57 AM
the zipper actually broke on my favourite hoodie  :horrormirth:
all black with  a heart and Straight Razor mimicking the masonic square and compass
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: President Television on December 31, 2009, 05:29:43 AM
I have the hiccups. I don't know how yet, but I'm sure Ford is responsible somewhere down the line. Vengeance will be had.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Jasper on December 31, 2009, 05:33:27 AM
Was "Do you see it?" part of the original advert?
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Fuquad on December 31, 2009, 10:00:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2009, 04:06:53 PM
"Why Ford." and "Why now." are indeed awkward grammatical constructions. Seems like there ought to be a question mark there.
The consumers must never question. Why help them out.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dalek on December 31, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
LAUGHING HURTS! WHY FORD? WHY NOW?
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dalek on December 31, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

FUCK YOU, MY MOTHER CAN'T FROM A FORD!
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Triple Zero on December 31, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THAT PUN YOU FUCK

YOU RUINED MY ENTIRE

EF FORD
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

I ACCIDENTLY A FORD IS THAT BAD?
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

I ACCIDENTLY A FORD IS THAT BAD?

YOU ARE FUCKED FOREVER
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Freeky on December 31, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 31, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on December 31, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I CAN'T A FORD

I ACCIDENTLY A FORD IS THAT BAD?

YOU ARE FUCKED FOREVER

IS THERE NO ACCIDENTLY A FORDS ANNONAMOUS?  :x
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Lord Daddy Lombrosis on December 31, 2009, 07:05:13 PM
This is better than the circus   :fnord:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Dysnomia on December 31, 2009, 07:15:32 PM
FORD JUST TOLD MY S/O THAT I'M PREGNANT WITH IT'S CHILD, WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEX UP S/O LATER TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT WAS S/O'S CHILD!!!


WHY FORD???  WHY NOW???


:x :1fap:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 12:35:21 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 31, 2009, 07:15:55 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

wow FP. Good work on decoding the first level of this conundrum.

I think there may be more to this mystery as I uncovered some more data:

(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8966/22595017.jpg)

It could be a communist assassination plot to shoot off Cram's Tache. Stay alert Cram.



:lulz: :lulz: :mittens:  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:51:58 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on December 31, 2009, 02:35:02 AM
                                                                             WHYYYYY FOOOORD WHYY NOOOOOOOOOW!?!!?
                                                                           /
                                                                          /
                                                                         /
                                                                        /
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Gerald_ford_state_funeral.jpg)

:lulz: Oh, fuck
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
FUCK THAT! I'MA GONNA TWITTER THIS SHIT!!!1!!!
Title: Re: Saw this out of the corner of my eye...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:05:07 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:53:00 AM
Sometimes, a thing that happens is a whole thread is so funny you want to tell your friends but then you realize, no.
FUCK THAT! I'MA GONNA TWITTER THIS SHIT!!!1!!!

That is only because you are a truly evil man.