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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:15:45 PM

Title: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
My daughter and I have had it with your shit, and we're gonna roll the Santa Rita Mountains down on your monkey asses.

Nothing personal.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Cramulus on December 31, 2009, 02:25:42 PM
Roger, noooooo! Spare us, please!!

Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
RUN TO THE HIIIILLLLLS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Snehl2bAk)
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2009, 03:00:41 PM
UNACCEPTABLE. Don't make me have to retaliate with 3 million drunk Red Sox fans!
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: themenniss on December 31, 2009, 03:12:29 PM
THIS IS WHY I WAS BORN IN BLIGHTY!
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
My daughter and I have had it with your shit, and we're gonna roll the Santa Rita Mountains down on your monkey asses.

Nothing personal.

Wait, I thought I was your daughter's hero or something.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
My daughter and I have had it with your shit, and we're gonna roll the Santa Rita Mountains down on your monkey asses.

Nothing personal.

Wait, I thought I was your daughter's hero or something.

That's why it's nothing personal.  We're actually gonna aim for Tampa, but things happen.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 31, 2009, 04:21:03 PM
Hey uh... can ya spare my house? It's where my army of cats lives. Also, all my stuff is in here. I like some of my stuff.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Suu on December 31, 2009, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2009, 02:15:45 PM
My daughter and I have had it with your shit, and we're gonna roll the Santa Rita Mountains down on your monkey asses.

Nothing personal.

Wait, I thought I was your daughter's hero or something.

That's why it's nothing personal.  We're actually gonna aim for Tampa, but things happen.

That's a bad idea. My sister got new scissors for Christmas.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on December 31, 2009, 06:14:11 PM
StD,
glad he lives well above sea level.
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 01, 2010, 03:26:26 AM
:(
netherlands spag is sad nao.
nether = low
french naem = les pays bas
thats the low lands
also, i often go to the lowlands festival.
:'(
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 04:06:48 PM
but Lowlands was already overpriced overhyped overmarketed commercial poop when I went there in '99!

and if you get some guys together with a car, for the same price you can go to Sziget in Hungary which is WAY more awesome and still the way festivals are supposed to be [sort of, but gets less so every year like everything else].

and it lasts 7 days or so.

and with "same price" I mean entry fee and travel costs in total. not even counting the fact that food and drink prices on the festival terrain are like only slightly above what you'd pay in a Dutch supermarket.

instead of 10x the price

what's a beer on lowlands these days? 4 euros? 5? you pay how much for a cardboard pizza slice? 10?
Title: Re: ATTN, LOWLANDERS: BEWARE OF ROLLING BOULDERS.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 01, 2010, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 04:06:48 PM
but Lowlands was already overpriced overhyped overmarketed commercial poop when I went there in '99!

and if you get some guys together with a car, for the same price you can go to Sziget in Hungary which is WAY more awesome and still the way festivals are supposed to be [sort of, but gets less so every year like everything else].

and it lasts 7 days or so.

and with "same price" I mean entry fee and travel costs in total. not even counting the fact that food and drink prices on the festival terrain are like only slightly above what you'd pay in a Dutch supermarket.

instead of 10x the price

what's a beer on lowlands these days? 4 euros? 5? you pay how much for a cardboard pizza slice? 10?

i have friends who have gone to Sziget, and i intend to tag along some time.