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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Johnny on January 02, 2010, 07:19:15 AM

Title: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 02, 2010, 07:19:15 AM

http://www.inquisitr.com/49181/charles-manson-son/ (http://www.inquisitr.com/49181/charles-manson-son/)

QuoteA Los Angeles DJ got a bit of a family tree shock after finally discovering the identity of the man who impregnated his mother- serial killer Charles Manson...
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
You kidding?  Any smart DJ would totally cash in on that.

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 02, 2010, 09:02:41 AM

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

QuoteMuch to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: the last yatto on January 02, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 02, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 02, 2010, 09:02:41 AM

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

QuoteMuch to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!

SPEAKING AS A MOTHER, YOU WERE THE PRODUCT OF A DRUG ORGY RAPE.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 03, 2010, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Faust on January 03, 2010, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.
No moral offense here, but I think you are really stupid, congrats.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 03, 2010, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.

Even when it's drug fueled?

Surely that counts as a reason for an exception.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
Legally speaking, taking advantage of people who are on drugs is pretty raperific.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 08:08:29 PM
I was being sarcastic, of course.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2010, 08:09:52 PM
They should really teach sarcasm as a separate course in English.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 08:14:02 PM
Well, the problem is that if you're gonna be obvious about it, like with a smiley, it's way less fun to do :) People have to go huh at first.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
But for whatever reason, people of the ESL persuasion tend to come off as way too sincere to make it work, in my rigorous experience with failed communication.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Faust on January 03, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Cain on January 03, 2010, 08:37:26 PM
Oh, really?
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Bruno on January 03, 2010, 08:56:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 03, 2010, 08:37:26 PM
Oh, really?

Yes. :argh!:  :D :mrgreen: :) :sad: :eek: 8) :cry: :oops: :evil: :? :x :lol: :roll: :p :| :wink: :evilmad: :fnord: :fap: :kingmeh: :horrormirth::lulz:
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Cain on January 03, 2010, 09:16:13 PM
oh, hi Eldora
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 03, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.

EITHER

          Tell a wifebeating child-hater who cares

OR

          RAPED AT A DRUG FUELED ORGY!! No, really. O.k., so I don't know who your father is, but here's a fun story... and you get that wild look in your eyes as a reaction to all the drugs your adoptiver parents had you on as a kid.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
wat
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 12:29:24 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
wat

EITHER

          I only have 5 posts(?) so I'm developing my sarcasm on the web through consistency

OR

          RAPED. DRUG FUELED. ORGY. CHARLES MANSON. (who's pissed that his offspring is a soft, liberal peacemonger)
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2010, 02:26:37 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 12:29:24 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
wat

EITHER

          I only have 5 posts(?) so I'm developing my sarcasm on the web through consistency

OR

          RAPED. DRUG FUELED. ORGY. CHARLES MANSON. (who's pissed that his offspring is a soft, liberal peacemonger)

EITHER

         This story struck a nerve about your being a product of a drug fueled rape

OR

        the FURBY has broken the plane and manifested thru your noob yap
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 03:13:56 AM
EITHER

          Oh, the nerve!!

OR

          "I am only what you made me, I am a reflection of you"  -Charles Manson
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2010, 03:18:39 AM

OH NOEZ I AM THE DEMONS FURBYS !!!
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: No u on January 04, 2010, 03:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 03, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.

42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 03:53:27 AM
Quote from: Invicta on January 04, 2010, 03:45:25 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 03, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.

42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

EITHER

          And almost never are comprehensive, or correct questions asked. Statistics are mooseshit.

OR

          There's only one way to come across as sarcastic on the internet.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
EITHER
           STFU

OR
     Jack yourself off instead of jacking the thread
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 04:20:40 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 04, 2010, 03:57:11 AM
EITHER
           STFU

OR
     Jack yourself off instead of jacking the thread

EITHER

          I didn't say a thing.

OR

          May I not do both? What if I need to jack a thread to get off, like that's my fetish. C'mon, who's your goddess?
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 04:21:19 AM
Not to pull the hey I thought of it first card, but that was my first reaction about the "I was raped by Charles Manson at a drug-fueled orgy" thing.

But I didn't post it, because I was having a hard time of coming up with a way of saying, "Really? You were at a drug-fueled orgy with a charismatic cult leader, and... wait, where am I going with this? Could it be that you, as an aging former drug-using orgy-going cult-member, are simply embarrassed to tell your long-lost son that you conceived him by having totally consensual sex with a charismatic mass-murdering cult leader (or at least, with someone, or several someones) at a drug-fueled orgy?" that wouldn't seem unsympathetic to innocent young girls who actually ARE raped by charismatic cult leaders when they accidentally attend drug-fueled orgies.

This one time I was with this guy who happens to be kind of a cult leader, and he was like "Hey baby, do you want to do a bunch of cocaine and some LSD and get together in a room full of people who will all be having indiscriminate sex with everyone else?" and I was like "cool" but once we got there I was all "oh wait, I'm slipping into unconsciousness, hold on a minute" and he was all "cool" and then I was a zombie.

Not really, but what the hell? Maybe it's just the sensationalism with which it was reported, but there is something about the whole story that may tend to cause even the most sensitive and politically-correct past rape victim to be a tad bit skeptical.



Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/HarryTH2/CharlesManson.gif)
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:06:49 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/HarryTH2/CharlesManson.gif)

Are you imagining him inside you? Because I am.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2010, 05:11:28 AM

Is he cute? Sociopaths are usually charming.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:26:38 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 04, 2010, 05:11:28 AM

Is he cute? Sociopaths are usually charming.

He was very handsome when he was younger, but I think that has less to do with anything than the charisma, the drugs, and that he was always, apparently, both batshit insane and utterly charming.

Possibly also a rapist; this story just seems not super credible.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: The Johnny on January 04, 2010, 05:58:33 AM
Maybe its just a retarded DJ plotting with his mom to get some attention... or that indeed as you said, she doesnt want to admit it was consensual...
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:10:37 AM
... or that she did something stupid that was not entirely pleasant and which she immediately regretted. Or regretted a bit later, even.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 07:17:17 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 04, 2010, 05:58:33 AM
Maybe its just a retarded DJ plotting with his mom to get some attention... or that indeed as you said, she doesnt want to admit it was consensual...

EITHER

          You don't say

OR

          Really?
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: the last yatto on January 04, 2010, 09:04:52 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 04, 2010, 02:26:37 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 04, 2010, 12:29:24 AM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2010, 12:18:31 AM
wat

EITHER

          I only have 5 posts(?) so I'm developing my sarcasm on the web through consistency

OR

          RAPED. DRUG FUELED. ORGY. CHARLES MANSON. (who's pissed that his offspring is a soft, liberal peacemonger)

EITHER

         This story struck a nerve about your being a product of a drug fueled rape

OR

        the FURBY has broken the plane and manifested thru your noob yap
RT
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: the last yatto on January 04, 2010, 09:06:41 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:06:49 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 04, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh152/HarryTH2/CharlesManson.gif)

Are you imagining him inside you? Because I am.
I saw his son clone last night  :lulz:
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Faust on January 04, 2010, 11:59:03 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:26:38 AM

Possibly also a rapist; this story just seems not super credible.
Well after watching the interviews with him and hearing his opinions of  women in general, I'd say there is some credibility to it. Not to mention that his group used to bring unsuspecting pinks to their parties just to scare them, I wouldn't put rape past him.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 01:46:07 PM
Well, could be worse.  His dad could've turned out to be Dick Cheney.  I'd seriously kill myself if I ever learned such a dreadful thing. 
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:54:45 PM
Quote from: Faust on January 04, 2010, 11:59:03 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 05:26:38 AM

Possibly also a rapist; this story just seems not super credible.
Well after watching the interviews with him and hearing his opinions of  women in general, I'd say there is some credibility to it. Not to mention that his group used to bring unsuspecting pinks to their parties just to scare them, I wouldn't put rape past him.

It's plausible that he might have been a rapist. Somewhat less credible in the context of this particular story. Especially as this woman apparently kept having been raped by Charles Manson (at a drug-fueled orgy) and subsequently having his baby secret for 40 years, only to finally tell her long-lost radio-DJ son, who immediately makes it public without so much as asking for a paternity test.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 07:23:23 PM
Also plausible that a man who rapes can also have consentual sex every now and then.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2010, 08:15:24 PM
...trying to find an Aini joke in here somewhere....

Also, just feel I should mention that, while Charlie was no sweetheart by any stretch of the imagination, he was not a mass murderer.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 08:34:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 04, 2010, 08:15:24 PM
...trying to find an Aini joke in here somewhere....

Also, just feel I should mention that, while Charlie was no sweetheart by any stretch of the imagination, he was not a mass murderer.

He's usually referred to as such because of his conviction for the Tate murders; the term has two definitions. One is military, the other domestic. The domestic definition is typically applied to a brief killing spree in which multiple people are murdered, distinct from a "serial killer" who spreads their murders out over time. :)
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
[pedant]

He was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder through the joint-responsibility law.  He did not commit the murders.

[/pedant]
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Agreed, except he didn't kill anyone.  He sent others out to do the actual killing.

I believe he is incarcerated for conspiracy to commit murder.
Title: Re: Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson
Post by: hooplala on January 04, 2010, 08:40:35 PM
Oh LMNO!  You're too fast for my fat little fingers to type.   :argh!: