Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: 0 on January 02, 2010, 10:55:56 PM

Title: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: 0 on January 02, 2010, 10:55:56 PM
GO AHEAD!

HIT ME!

I DARE YA!
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 02, 2010, 10:56:54 PM
Who's this guy?
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 02, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
I don't know, i'm guessing Daruko.
Fuck him with a rusty hammer.
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 02, 2010, 11:43:27 PM
It's Suu's manfriend. 
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 02, 2010, 11:45:52 PM
i know Suu is an alt for 'hampsterhead' Wade.
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 02, 2010, 11:53:47 PM
I know Regret is an alt for IANAR
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: 0 on January 02, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
really guys?

what the hell...
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: 0 on January 02, 2010, 11:58:58 PM
we're paying way too much.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Suu on January 03, 2010, 12:01:56 AM
SERIOUSLY. Paying $6+ for 2oz of dried up leaves? UNACCEPTABLE.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 03, 2010, 12:02:19 AM
but what does this have to do with the price of tea in China?
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Suu on January 03, 2010, 12:04:51 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 03, 2010, 12:02:19 AM
but what does this have to do with the price of tea in China?

I bet it's cheaper in China!
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 03, 2010, 12:05:32 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 02, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
really guys?

what the hell...

:lulz:

Hey, you asked.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: the last yatto on January 03, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Teavana Silver Monkey Rare Tea Blend
Price:    $43.00 // 4 oz
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 03, 2010, 12:18:01 AM
supposedly it's top notch tea though.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 03, 2010, 02:07:45 AM
Tea is for pussies. Real men drink super unleaded.
(http://planetsave.com/files/2008/05/kids-from-pump.jpg)
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 03, 2010, 02:34:13 AM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

I say, you certainly gave him what-for.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 03, 2010, 03:43:43 AM
I, too, have seen General Stuarts mother consorting with the wrong kind of folk away from her good husband.  Is it too far to say that the apple has not fallen far away from the tree?
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 03, 2010, 01:23:54 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills (are) as a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.
YUO SUCK!
YUOR ENGLISH SKILS ARE PITIFULL!!!
NOT EVEN A MOREON WOULD MAKE THAT MISTAEK!
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 01:34:44 PM
I like tea.

I have a little tea-bush. It is tiny and pitiful but it has not died yet.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Suu on January 03, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

THIS. Is like the post of the new year.

:potd:
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
One should always expect to pay a steep price for tea.

Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Suu on January 04, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
It's been like that for oolong time. It actually makes me feel a little green...
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 03:54:09 PM
Tell us how you really feel, no need to be chai about it. 
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 03:55:11 PM
with those prices, they'll soon have us tea begging.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2010, 04:00:42 PM
For some strange reason I want to blame James Lipton for the tea price shenanigans. 
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 04:06:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 03, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 03, 2010, 12:48:39 AM
Very well sir I shall bite.

General Stuart, your reputation as a man precedes you as ungentlemanly nigh on poorly mannered.  Furthermore it's been said that your skills are a pugilist are lacking and your mustache is that of a whelpish lad!  Why were you to find yourself at the high tea of which you so flippantly speak, I doubt you should know which side of the crumpet to butter.

It's been said that your mother has been seen about the streets with her arms unhinged to those of your father and that her laughter at bantering with the fruit boy bordered on inappropriate.  Your entire family, for that matter, would not know the etiquette by which they would doff their hats should they happen upon it in one of their seedy alley strolls.

I have heard as well that your presence on the fox hunts is greatly appreciated - by the fox!  You see, it is by your hygeine that his nose alerts him of our coming, before that even of the barking hounds.  When you do finally shoot, your wretched vision is as likely to make your target that of a willow as it is your intent.  Or it could be due to the strain you put on your ill bred horse.

THIS. Is like the post of the new year.

:potd:

Seconded.
Title: Re: FLAME WAR!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 04:07:02 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 02, 2010, 10:59:13 PM
I don't know, i'm guessing Daruko.
Fuck him with a rusty hammer.

:sotw:
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: -Kel- on January 04, 2010, 11:00:56 PM
damn it, this thread reminded me that I'M OUT OF TEA. 

Must have tea in evil Utah winters.
Title: Re: THE PRICE OF TEA THESE DAYS!
Post by: the last yatto on January 04, 2010, 11:14:14 PM
http://kitchenscraps.ca/2009/05/12/mad-hatters-tea-party