Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: phi on January 06, 2010, 04:49:43 PM

Title: Translamancy
Post by: phi on January 06, 2010, 04:49:43 PM
Insight through translation.

1. Chose a question
2. Chose at least two languages
3. Enter the question in an online translating tool
4. Switch between chosen languages.
5. Continue until a definition has converged to a single translation or pattern

A website I came across (http://translationparty.com/) actually does this process for you with English+Japanese, though you can certainly do it by hand (additional enlightenment points!). It becomes a trippy session of the Socratic method.

Trails:

* What is chaos?
* What are you confused? <final>

This points out that questions like "what is chaos?" indicates confusion on the behalf of the asker.

Here's another...

* Is there a God?
* What Is God? (What are you actually asking here?)
* What is God like? (You sure he's worth knowing about?)
* Or you like God? (Do you even like that Bastard? Brush up on the history of his "Chosen People" and ask again later...)

Feel free to employ Midrash. The index of each answer is important to interpreting its meaning.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: phi on January 06, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: phi on January 06, 2010, 04:49:43 PM
* Or you like God?
Note that at times the answers can be unclear. For example, here "or" may actually mean "are." The answer to that question would certainly be "maybe."  :|
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 06, 2010, 06:37:29 PM
input:    "How weird is reality?"

output:  "What a strange feeling, this is true?"
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Brotep on January 06, 2010, 07:58:30 PM
TranslationParty is still online?  Niiiiiiiiiiice.


QuoteFeel free to employ Midrash. The index of each answer is important to interpreting its meaning.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: rygD on January 07, 2010, 01:32:31 AM
Translation Party is interesting:

What should I eat for dinner?
I have what to eat for dinner?
Do you have to eat my dinner?
Are you my dinner?
Do you have my dinner?

I wish I had known about this before.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 07, 2010, 02:15:12 AM
 :lulz:

Original: Is it foolish to seek enlightenment?

Turned into: How stupid are you calling for this enlightenment?

Ended up as: What is your education?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 07, 2010, 02:20:41 AM
What will I find at the end of a rainbow?

I find the end of the rainbow is what to do?
I am, what I do find the end of the rainbow?
I, I will find something at the end of the rainbow?
*I'll find you something at the end of the rainbow?
*I will find something at the end of the rainbow?

These two phrases alternate back and forth, ending in "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium."
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 07, 2010, 02:28:01 AM
What do you get when you gobble down sweets, eating as much as an elephant eats?

Get something sweet to eat what you eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you, or eat something sweet to eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you, or something to eat something sweet to eat an elephant can eat as much as possible?
If you want to, something to eat sweets or something, you can eat as much as possible to eat an elephant?
If it is, if you want something to eat sweets or something is eating the elephant can eat as much as possible?
In this case, if you want something to eat sweets or something that you can eat as much as possible to eat an elephant?
In this example, you want something to eat an elephant can eat as much as you can eat sweets and something you do?
In this example, as much as you, you want something to eat that elephant can eat and what you eat candy?
In this example, and as much as possible, you want something to eat you eat you can eat candy and elephant?
Final:  In this example, as long as possible, you want something to eat meals and snacks can you eat an elephant?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: rygD on January 07, 2010, 02:41:49 AM
what the fuck is wrong with this piece of shit
This work is bad and sex is something to snuff
Sex is something to smell bad and this work
Smell of sex is a bad thing in this work
This work is bad smell of sex
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 07, 2010, 03:26:08 AM
Hey, this is fun!

Show me the mind of God.

Maps show that God is in my mind.

Map shows that God is on my mind.

I will see the map located in the heart of God.

I will be a map to your location in the heart of God.

I will map to your location in the heart of God.


:crankey: :hi5: :thumb:
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 07, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
A man is born, suffers a while, then dies.

Man was born to suffer for hours after death.

We are born to suffer after the death of the man-hours.

(The sentence will never reach equilibrium.)
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: phi on January 07, 2010, 10:29:38 PM
At one point I tried "What is success?" on Translation Party and the page crashed....
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: NotPublished on January 07, 2010, 10:35:49 PM
I want to have a fun night tonight
Want to have a good night tonight
I spend a good night tonight
I have a good night, spend the night
I spend a good night to spend the night

Damn thats some Zen wisdom there
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 02:23:37 AM
The robots have developed weapons-grade nonsense.  Clearly part of their inevitable takeover.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2010, 05:50:16 AM
I want to stop being in love
Stop being in love with me
I was in love with a stop
I was down love
I love the system

:lulz: :?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 07:08:08 AM
Oh fuck.  Can I use that for a sig?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: rygD on January 09, 2010, 12:36:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 08, 2010, 05:50:16 AM
I want to stop being in love
Stop being in love with me
I was in love with a stop
I was down love
I love the system

:lulz: :?


I think you just won Translation Party
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2010, 04:55:00 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 07:08:08 AM
Oh fuck.  Can I use that for a sig?

Hell yes.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2010, 04:55:22 AM
Quote from: rygD on January 09, 2010, 12:36:39 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 08, 2010, 05:50:16 AM
I want to stop being in love
Stop being in love with me
I was in love with a stop
I was down love
I love the system

:lulz: :?


I think you just won Translation Party

:thanks: +  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 09, 2010, 05:52:20 AM
When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

:lulz:
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 09, 2010, 06:24:36 AM
Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

You must have never heard women and pornography.

I have heard your women and child pornography.

:?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2010, 06:55:38 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 09, 2010, 05:52:20 AM
When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

:lulz:

WHY THE HELL DID YOU KIDNAP PAYNE????
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 09, 2010, 07:00:26 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 06:55:38 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 09, 2010, 05:52:20 AM
When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

:lulz:

WHY THE HELL DID YOU KIDNAP PAYNE????

Hey wasn't me...it was a shorter girl and she ran off with Payne carrying a bloody skillet.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: rygD on January 09, 2010, 06:53:40 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 09, 2010, 06:24:36 AM
Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

You must have never heard women and pornography.

I have heard your women and child pornography.

:?
I always knew there was something I hated about that man.  Thank you, Burns, for figuring out what he was really into.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 09, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
wat
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2010, 07:06:35 PM
Black sheep are still sheep.
Sheep black sheep yet.

Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 09, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Jasper on January 09, 2010, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 09, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho

Me too, he's everything about being a hilarious asshole that I aspire to be.
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 09, 2010, 11:16:18 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: Burns on January 09, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 06:56:05 PM
wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho

Me too, he's everything about being a hilarious asshole that I aspire to be.

Oh totally...in fact i just did a casual impression of him only two days ago. 
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Cain on January 10, 2010, 12:01:29 AM
Experimenting with Lady Gaga lyrics

"You taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll" ends up as "Like the taste of the role Gurittarokkumikkusu"

"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me" ends up as "Before me, a large fan-kyu, the ruling and opposition parties, including the following:".

"Russian roullette is not the same without a gun" turns into "Russia, without a gun is not the same roulette".

:?
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: phi on January 10, 2010, 12:57:53 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 10, 2010, 12:01:29 AM
"Russian roullette is not the same without a gun" turns into "Russia, without a gun is not the same roulette".
Without the firearms, they're not the kind of crazy we've grown to know and love!
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: Epimetheus on January 10, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
When will I reach enlightenment?
What I reach enlightenment?
How do I reach the enlightenment
I do not reach enlightenment

:x
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: phi on January 11, 2010, 04:43:19 PM
I think someone just deleted a post about the Russians... And perhaps were erased from history  :argh!:
Title: Re: Translamancy
Post by: dontblameyoko on January 28, 2010, 08:29:01 PM
Why the ten-percent across-the-board budget cut?
Why do 10 percent budget cut on the board?
10 Why do you reduce the percentage of the budget committee?
Why are you 10, you reduce the percentage of the Budget Committee? [possibly my favorite, bolding mine]
Why is the R-10, which reduces the percentage of the budget committee?
The reason is, R - 10, the proportion of the budget committee or a decrease?
The reason is, R - 10, Budget Committee, or the percentage of decrease?