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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM

Title: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/ (http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/)
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Cain on January 07, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
This story lacks pictures.  Fucking Echo cheapskates, did their last photographer die of hunger?
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 04:37:36 PM
Quote"I've only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter."

Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Richter on January 07, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
Vibration + heat from cutting  :x

Proper fit in cockrings in the differnce between vanilla play and hospital play.  I'm reminded of leln's observation of the favorite primate game: "Will this fit in that?"
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 04:41:48 PM
I think a 3" long pipe isn't so much a cock ring, as it is a failed cosplay costume.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 04:45:18 PM
This is as good as the guy who burned his dick in the exhaust pipe of his neighbor's car.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 04:48:18 PM
The comments section is great also.

i suppose the fake vagina toys are a bit too expensive in the hard economic times.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 04:55:47 PM
I was born with my fake vagina toys attached to both of my wrists.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Richter on January 07, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
In the words of Hannibal Lechter, "Try new things."

Some people should be a bit more careful with this advice.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/ (http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/)
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.

Wait.

Southampton?

HAS ANYONE SEEN ROSS?
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/ (http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/)
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.

Wait.

Southampton?

HAS ANYONE SEEN ROSS?


:lulz:


Well apparently when he was younger he was able to fellate himself.

I should just recommend Yoga classes to Douchebag.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Big dick or small ribcage?
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
small ribcage, used to do gymnastics.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 07, 2010, 05:29:17 PM
Oh holy hell.

I fucking LOVE humanity. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Also, now I am just going to continually imagine my friend's impersonation of a man wearing a cock ring. It's truly hilarious.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 07, 2010, 05:44:43 PM
 :lulz:

Completely redefines the one size fits all.....

Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: LMNO on January 07, 2010, 05:46:40 PM
I noticed that they mentioned the length of the pipe, but not the diameter.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Richter on January 07, 2010, 05:52:11 PM
Yup, there's the puncline.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 07, 2010, 06:27:46 PM
nothing better than some hometown lulz
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 07, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 04:45:18 PM
This is as good as the guy who burned his dick in the exhaust pipe of his neighbor's car.

There was also the guy that duct-taped his dick ... :x
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: The Johnny on January 08, 2010, 02:23:16 AM

Maybe he has some penis gripping fetish, and it was painfully delicious, but he got bored after a while and called for help.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.

oh, i'm not questioning that...
i just figure it should read that a man with an erection gets his dick stuck in a pipe, rather than getting his erection stuck in a pipe.
Title: Re: Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 08, 2010, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.

oh, i'm not questioning that...
i just figure it should read that a man with an erection gets his dick stuck in a pipe, rather than getting his erection stuck in a pipe.

PC talk, for the squeamish.  Can you imagine the morning coffee when some old couple sits down and they see "Man gets dick stuck in pipe" There would either be total horror (which if you think on it can keep you laughing for a while) or they will be wondering who Dick is.  You can't use penis in print either apparantly.  Hmmmmmm 

I just took myself down a tangent that could prove dangerous.....