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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Johnny on January 08, 2010, 01:04:53 AM

Title: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: The Johnny on January 08, 2010, 01:04:53 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1241304/Playboy-model-Paula-Sladewskis-burned-body-dumped-bin-Miami.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1241304/Playboy-model-Paula-Sladewskis-burned-body-dumped-bin-Miami.html)

Quote from: dailymail.co.ukThe charred remains of an aspiring Playboy model have been discovered in a Miami rubbish bin.

Paula Sladewski, 26, was so badly burned that police had to use dental records to identify her.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
QuoteThe couple had attended a Lady Gaga concert

She'll do anything to get media attention, wont she?
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: -Kel- on January 08, 2010, 01:13:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
QuoteThe couple had attended a Lady Gaga concert

She'll do anything to get media attention, wont she?

Damn, that woman has a really good publicist.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 01:35:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
QuoteThe couple had attended a Lady Gaga concert

She'll do anything to get media attention, wont she?

I KNEW she was MKUltra!
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bi
Post by: E.O.T. on January 08, 2010, 02:30:48 AM
EITHER

          This is deja vu. Wasn't there another Playbunny murder recently?

- Lynn, Amersham, 07/1/2010 14:12

OR

          Odd that the boyfriend started printing flyers "hours after reporting her missing" almost as if he was sure that something terrible had happened to her. And to burn her body rather than dump it sounds like the killer knew she was somewhat famous and didn't want her to be identified. Was the boyfriends story, that he took a cab home, corroborated with the Taxi company? Most if not all of these clubs have surveillance video cameras. Did anyone think to check the video to see when and with whom the boyfriend left and also when and with whom she left? In a very public place such as a night club we can be sure that someone saw her with someone.

- Hugh, Beverly Hills, CA USA, 07/1/2010 14:30

         
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
The boyfriend clearly did it. He started flyering and filed a missing person report the same day she went missing... when they'd been arguing the night before. Most boyfriends would assume she was off sulking somewhere, call her cellphone a million times, wait until evening and start calling her friends and, eventually, her mom. THEN, if they didn't hear from her by the next day, would call all HIS friends (just in case) and leave a dozen or so angry-to-pleading-to-scared messages on her voicemail before finally threatening to file a missing person report, and THEN finally actually doing it.

I bet her voicemail doesn't have even one call from him.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 02:34:12 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
QuoteThe couple had attended a Lady Gaga concert

She'll do anything to get media attention, wont she?

:lulz:

Oh shit
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bi
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2010, 02:35:46 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 08, 2010, 02:30:48 AM

         Odd that the boyfriend started printing flyers "hours after reporting her missing" almost as if he was sure that something terrible had happened to her. And to burn her body rather than dump it sounds like the killer knew she was somewhat famous and didn't want her to be identified. Was the boyfriends story, that he took a cab home, corroborated with the Taxi company? Most if not all of these clubs have surveillance video cameras. Did anyone think to check the video to see when and with whom the boyfriend left and also when and with whom she left? In a very public place such as a night club we can be sure that someone saw her with someone.

- Hugh, Beverly Hills, CA USA, 07/1/2010 14:30

         

OH HI posting at the same time.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 08, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
The boyfriend clearly did it. He started flyering and filed a missing person report the same day she went missing... when they'd been arguing the night before. Most boyfriends would assume she was off sulking somewhere, call her cellphone a million times, wait until evening and start calling her friends and, eventually, her mom. THEN, if they didn't hear from her by the next day, would call all HIS friends (just in case) and leave a dozen or so angry-to-pleading-to-scared messages on her voicemail before finally threatening to file a missing person report, and THEN finally actually doing it.

I bet her voicemail doesn't have even one call from him.

Motorcycle.  Dude is guilty as sin.  What kind of random murder involves burning the body?
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bi
Post by: AFK on January 08, 2010, 01:27:52 PM
 :postpics:

Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Richter on January 08, 2010, 01:30:03 PM
 :zombie:
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bi
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 06:30:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yes, I am making assertive policy claims about a situation I have heard about fourth-or-fifth hand.   It's fun, you should try it sometime.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Cain on January 08, 2010, 10:25:53 PM
He only did it because of the coded secret messages in the Lady Gaga songs which activated his Project BLUEBIRD programming.

/conspiracy theorist
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: President Television on January 09, 2010, 01:43:03 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 10:25:53 PM
He only did it because of the coded secret messages in the Lady Gaga songs which activated his Project BLUEBIRD programming.

/conspiracy theorist

I haven't been keeping up-to-date with the latest tinfoil hats. Would you care to enlighten me on this Project BLUEBIRD?
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Cain on January 09, 2010, 01:47:49 AM
BLUEBIRD is an old one, but a good one, by virtue of being real.  It was renamed ARTICHOKE, and was the predecessor to MKULTRA, and involved the attempted use of hypnosis, morphine addiction and use of synthetic drugs by the CIA to brainwash and program people - essentially mind control.  Mission brief was summed up as "can we get control of an individual to the point where he will do our bidding against his will and even against fundamental laws of nature, such as self preservation?"
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 09, 2010, 02:01:59 AM
26 is aging now?
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Cain on January 09, 2010, 02:05:39 AM
In modelling, 23 is considered "getting on".
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Jasper on January 09, 2010, 08:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.

Holy shit, could you imagine?  There would be no survivors.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2010, 10:25:34 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 08:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.

Holy shit, could you imagine?  There would be no survivors.

It would definitely solve the overpopulation problem.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 10, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
Ah, that is a shame.

That model was hot! Positively smoking...

Yes...
assuming her boyfriend did it, it's a shame they couldn't rekindle their relationship....
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Kai on January 10, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
If she was ugly this wouldn't have made news.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 10, 2010, 05:13:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 10, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
If she was ugly this wouldn't have made news.

yes, but since she was a model, the story attractions people's attention like moths to a flame...
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 10, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 05:20:10 PM
And the media will obviously fan the flames of speculation ...

they are only responding to the publics burning desire for voyeuristic stimulation...
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Freeky on January 10, 2010, 05:35:49 PM
If the boyfriend really did do it, he must have a fiery temper!
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 10, 2010, 06:02:13 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.
:mittens: AMEN BROTHA
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 11, 2010, 01:22:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.

Geeze, just havin' some fun, Nigel....
you don't have to flame me.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 11, 2010, 01:34:12 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 11, 2010, 01:22:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.

Geeze, just havin' some fun, Nigel....
you don't have to flame me.


Shit dude you're HOT tonight.
Title: Re: Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 11, 2010, 01:43:55 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 11, 2010, 01:34:12 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 11, 2010, 01:22:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.

Geeze, just havin' some fun, Nigel....
you don't have to flame me.


Shit dude you're HOT tonight.

i don't mean to come bust your bubble, but half the puns have been the word "flame"...