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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM

Title: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: hooplala on January 08, 2010, 04:05:43 PM
I believe this is all due to Nicole Kidman parting her thighs somewhere in the world.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 04:05:56 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

Our low is your high.  :lol:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2010, 04:08:11 PM
I'm so confused. I haven't seen the temp go down in the 20's in.... well fuck I don't think I've ever seen it.
Maybe I wasn't paying attention?

I know you northerners are all going "pshshshsh, whatever pussy", but after living in the high 90's for 26 years, a cold snap is ... well.. kind of puzzling.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 08, 2010, 04:08:58 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

Our high is your low.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 08, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?

What's inflation got to do with a cold snap?
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 04:12:58 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 08, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?

What's inflation got to do with a cold snap?

:mullet:

TGRR,
Isn't going to go into basic agriculture and supply vs demand.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2010, 04:14:12 PM
 I think it'll be ok, it should be the end of the harvest so they shoulda picked all the oranges by now.
If nothing else you can have all the little squirrel bitten balls off my tree.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 08, 2010, 04:19:35 PM
Well, I have to confess.....

I got sick and damned tired of my Dad and sister telling me it was a chilly 60 something, so I made numerous sacrifices to this benevolent Rain God I know and for my birthday he sent the shit down to them, you my friend, are unfortunately on the way down to Naples.....

Please forgive me.  I did avoid asking for snow.   :lulz:

You can always come up here and freeze with me!!    :mrgreen:

Seriously though, they said last night they were able to save much of the strawberry crop.  If they'd still let them burn the smudge pots, the citrus would be saved as well, but they have to be all "environmental" and stuff.....
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 08, 2010, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 04:12:58 PM

:mullet:

TGRR,
Isn't going to go into basic agriculture and supply vs demand.

Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 08, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Who wants a $20 glass of orange juice?

What's inflation got to do with a cold snap?

:rimshot:

Fixed.

Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 08, 2010, 04:39:10 PM
It's a mini ice age...

Milankovitch Cycle yo
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 08, 2010, 04:47:52 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Oh my parents are pissed.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Ascoe on January 08, 2010, 06:22:38 PM
(http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/jan0408-tv-stormwatch.jpg)
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Subtract Eight! on January 08, 2010, 06:34:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...
not sure..

looks like some weird tree shi will be going down.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 08, 2010, 06:35:38 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I don't know why, but this made me laugh SO HARD.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 08, 2010, 07:35:04 PM
I love the "Whats a 29 degrees?"

:lulz:

Of course, it's 28 right now here so uh...It could be worse. I've seen worse. I've seen a high of 7 and Sunny, which is, by the way, funny as hell.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 08, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

I love how the icon is a glacier or something.

HOW COLD IS 29 DEGREES?  GLACIERS WILL BE FALLING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY, SON.  THATS HOW COLD 29 DEGREES IS.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 07:52:33 PM
They're called "icicles"


Learn to cold weather, noob  :argh!:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 08, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
Oh, I see it now.  I interpreted the light blue background under the branch as the face of a massive wall of ice.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 08, 2010, 09:43:06 PM
Years ago in Miami it snowed.  It was only floating around in the air, the ground is way to warm for it to stick, however, there were over 100 traffic accidents in the space of an hour.

It was beautiful!!

:lulz:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 08, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

Yeah really-WTF?

We normally would get maybe tops a three day cold front---this shit has been on and off for a good week now.

* doesn't want to scrape ice off her car anymore*
:argh!:

The crops may not really get hurt-the cirtus season still has some time to go and so do the berries-but I think they will be fine-except this will be a great reason to up the prices anyway. (I've seen this happen before) Plus now the berries will be wet and not as tasty.

Awh I miss going out to the fields!

Anyway-yeah cold and what not go away!
I want our 60 degree winters back!
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 08, 2010, 10:54:52 PM
25 degrees out here. I thought it was a bit nippy.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Jasper on January 08, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
It's 43 F here, but scooting home in the wind with crappy gloves and an open visor* makes it a lot worse.

*It's a shitty visor that fogs up no matter what.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Triple Zero on January 09, 2010, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/WTFcold.jpg)

Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

ITS OKAY I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER

I CAN SORT OF CONVERT INCHES IN MY HEAD

BUT FAHRENHEIT IS JUST WAY TOO FUNKY TO MAKE SENSE OF WITHOUT A CALCULATOR

;-)
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Nast on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 09, 2010, 12:37:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

The sun went down here about three hours ago.  Those unfortunate enough to be caught outdoors in the waning light were immediately frozen to death, then hit by irate New England drivers.  They shattered, of course, and the tiny fragments floated in the wind to lightly dust any nearby vehicles.  This is how frost forms on windshields in New England.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Nast on January 09, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

That happens here too sometimes. In fact, I would humbly request that you desert dwellers keep your hot dry air to yourself. You see, it sometimes ends up blowing down this way in the evenings and brings with it a deeply disconcerting smell.

Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:39:55 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

That happens here too sometimes. In fact, I would humbly request that you desert dwellers keep your hot dry air to yourself. You see, it sometimes ends up blowing down this way in the evenings and brings with it a deeply disconcerting smell.



That's the veggies in my diet.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:40:18 AM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 09, 2010, 12:37:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

The sun went down here about three hours ago.  Those unfortunate enough to be caught outdoors in the waning light were immediately frozen to death, then hit by irate New England drivers.  They shattered, of course, and the tiny fragments floated in the wind to lightly dust any nearby vehicles.  This is how frost forms on windshields in New England.

Yeah.   :)
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2010, 06:45:11 AM
It is currently 40 and mostly cloudy.

Brr.
I'm considering putting the plastic flamingos out next to the nubby little palm tree and turning on the sprinkler or hose.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2010, 07:48:03 AM
PS- have I mentioned that my house doesn't currently have central heat? Just little space heaters. We looked all over for another one today and it was like a hurricane scare. They're all gone. These aren't things that sell very often.

It's a little chilly in mah house (terrazzo floors also). Cept for the child's room. Somehow that one little heater makes it nice and toasty in there.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 09, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
It's fucking 34 right now. With a possible chance of rain/sleet/snow.

On the up side mid next week they say it will warm up.

Speaking of central heat, I can not keep my house warm enough. It seems the temp won't go past 65.
But I guess I shouldn't really bitch eh?

AH fuck it-I like to bitch.

p.s.
Turdley Burgleson-get central heat!
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2010, 03:30:54 PM
I rent. I'm not paying to do that. Not my house.

Also-- you northerners get that nice fluffy stuff. What do we get?
Graupel!

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/ice.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/ice2.jpg)

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/ice3.jpg)

Yes that's right. Florida can't even snow right. I feel like Charlie Brown. "I got a rock."
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 09, 2010, 03:42:22 PM
SLEET. EW.

Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 09, 2010, 03:44:29 PM
LoL @ "I got a rock."

Florida=Fail
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2010, 03:49:54 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graupel


my son educated me about this the other night  :lulz:

Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 09, 2010, 03:55:43 PM
It's the new hip meteorological word for sleet. Apparently they wanted it to sound cooler or something. They changed the definition of sleet to be winter mix and now graupel took it's place.

In New England, it's called, "shit." As in, "Oh fuck, not this shit again! This shit freezes on my fuckin' windshield and it's a wicked bitch to scrape. Why can't it just fuckin' snow?"


Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 09, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 03:55:43 PM
It's the new hip meteorological word for sleet. Apparently they wanted it to sound cooler or something. They changed the definition of sleet to be winter mix and now graupel took it's place.

In New England, it's called, "shit." As in, "Oh fuck, not this shit again! This shit freezes on my fuckin' windshield and it's a wicked bitch to scrape. Why can't it just fuckin' snow?"

Yes, this. New England also has "Oh bitchfuckshitdamnit I can drive through this just fine 'cause I know what I'm doing, but some guy's gonna spin out in front of me today, I just know it..."

We also have "Alright this doesn't look too bad, just take it slo-OFUK FISHTAIL"
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 09, 2010, 11:26:53 PM
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/weather2010.jpg)

and just what the fuck is this? twenty five? twenty five what? dollars? minutes? birds on a wire?
i'm cold. and orlando is out of space heaters. shitty.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Triple Zero on January 10, 2010, 12:37:20 AM
I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 10, 2010, 04:20:38 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 10, 2010, 12:37:20 AM
I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

Says de googlez-- 25 degrees Fahrenheit = -3.88888889 degrees Celsius
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 06:26:55 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 10, 2010, 12:37:20 AM
I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

°F to °C     Deduct 32, then multiply by 5, then divide by 9

Now you have no more excuses. :P
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Xooxe on January 11, 2010, 06:44:39 AM
I still don't know what a faren is or why I'd ever need to know its height.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Triple Zero on January 11, 2010, 08:21:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 06:26:55 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 10, 2010, 12:37:20 AM
I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

°F to °C     Deduct 32, then multiply by 5, then divide by 9

Now you have no more excuses. :P

oh good, I was already fearing it would be overly complicated ..
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:11:08 PM
Rolling blackouts-no electric at schools?
WTF?

We rolled into school this morning and no lights-so we rolled right back home until we know more.

bleh-my son was all "see mom, I woke up for nothing".

Shit-see Florida is not prepared for this shit.
We fail.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Clearwater, Florida, the Suu Family are the only ones within 300 miles that own winter coats...In fact, my sister said the funniest thing is watching what people are putting together FOR cold weather wear, and some women asked her where she got her coat from and if there were any left.

To which my sister replied, "This is what you have to do, you wanna drive across the state and jump on I-95, after about a 1000 miles or so you need to swing into this place called Burlington Coat Factory, there, you can go in, and asked to speak to some guy name Tony who's got the hookups. Tell em I sent ya."

Apparently the women almost took her seriously.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
Rolling blackouts?

Oh.

Pure corporate evil. Have you?
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2010, 02:28:15 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:11:08 PM
Rolling blackouts-no electric at schools?
WTF?

We rolled into school this morning and no lights-so we rolled right back home until we know more.

bleh-my son was all "see mom, I woke up for nothing".

Shit-see Florida is not prepared for this shit.
We fail.

But I still had to go to school during Category 2 storms. Explain THAT one.

-Suu
Charged kids for canoe rides to the bus stop.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2010, 02:28:15 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:11:08 PM
Rolling blackouts-no electric at schools?
WTF?

We rolled into school this morning and no lights-so we rolled right back home until we know more.

bleh-my son was all "see mom, I woke up for nothing".

Shit-see Florida is not prepared for this shit.
We fail.

But I still had to go to school during Category 2 storms. Explain THAT one.

-Suu
Charged kids for canoe rides to the bus stop.

Wrong. Just wrong.

LoL@canoe rides to the bus stop.
Sounds like good times though.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Suu on January 11, 2010, 02:36:28 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:34:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2010, 02:28:15 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:11:08 PM
Rolling blackouts-no electric at schools?
WTF?

We rolled into school this morning and no lights-so we rolled right back home until we know more.

bleh-my son was all "see mom, I woke up for nothing".

Shit-see Florida is not prepared for this shit.
We fail.

But I still had to go to school during Category 2 storms. Explain THAT one.

-Suu
Charged kids for canoe rides to the bus stop.

Wrong. Just wrong.

LoL@canoe rides to the bus stop.
Sounds like good times though.


I guess people bitched after that one, so they actually do storm days now for all tropical systems sans depression. Pinellas County Schools stop for NOTHING.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
No, you guys know about rolling blackouts, right? You realize those are engineered profiteering? This is, hilariously, not even a conspiracy theory, but an actual proven conspiracy which people went to prison for.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
No, you guys know about rolling blackouts, right? You realize those are engineered profiteering? This is, hilariously, not even a conspiracy theory, but an actual proven conspiracy which people went to prison for.


So they do this on purpose?

:argh!:

Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: rong on January 11, 2010, 03:13:08 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 08, 2010, 04:08:58 PM
PD.com: Our high is your low.

fixt?
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:00:46 AM
Quote from: maphdet on January 11, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 11, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
No, you guys know about rolling blackouts, right? You realize those are engineered profiteering? This is, hilariously, not even a conspiracy theory, but an actual proven conspiracy which people went to prison for.


So they do this on purpose?

:argh!:



Theoretically it's done when the load from the grid exceeds the energy provider's capacity. In California, Enron did it to increase profits.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:02:36 AM
You should watch The Smartest Guys in the Room. It's chilling.
Title: Re: Uh.. WTF is this??
Post by: maphdet on January 13, 2010, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:02:36 AM
You should watch The Smartest Guys in the Room. It's chilling.

Will have to check out then.