i feel the need to announce my Pure Chaos video project
this is an elaborate way of saying
that i have been making crap youtube videos for a while now
was looking through them recently and realised that they are utter bolluck,
and not worth the good reviews some of them have gotten.
http://www.youtube.com/user/StoneCrowUK#g/c/6BD1451BD34023A7 (http://www.youtube.com/user/StoneCrowUK#g/c/6BD1451BD34023A7)
(oh and if id written crap youtube videos here as the thread title no-one would have shown the slightest interest)
but hey if youve got time to waste
-check out my web simples, the first is disgusting the second is wtf
-watch me embarass myself with cakelord the mighty or griphon the cheese wheel
-and wonder what was going on in my head when i created psycho cat or the amazing siamese twins
haha, im sure youll all agree with me :x
I have to take a wicked shit.
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while I sing Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as I wipe with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as I swat the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare truck stop bathroom experiences.
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
That's way more efficient than the way I do it. :argh!:
I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.
wow :D
i think some of my braincells just died
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:21:23 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
That's way more efficient than the way I do it. :argh!:
I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.
FUCK!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:21:23 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
That's way more efficient than the way I do it. :argh!:
I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.
We could just eat the babies.
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:24:18 AM
wow :D
i think some of my braincells just died
Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 09, 2010, 12:25:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:21:23 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
That's way more efficient than the way I do it. :argh!:
I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.
We could just eat the babies.
Only if you make REAL stuffing. None of that stovetop shit.
How did that go?
"Enjoy your mutated thread"?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:26:28 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 09, 2010, 12:25:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:21:23 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:20:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 09, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.
Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. :crankey:
Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!
That's way more efficient than the way I do it. :argh!:
I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.
We could just eat the babies.
Only if you make REAL stuffing. None of that stovetop shit.
Have to use the innards as well. Like make baby organ soup or something of that caliber.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:26:56 AM
How did that go?
"Enjoy your mutated thread"?
this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:25:54 AM
Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.
but i didnt really understand you here
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:26:56 AM
How did that go?
"Enjoy your mutated thread"?
this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:25:54 AM
Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.
but i didnt really understand you here
Referring to your debut on PD, when you trashed the "Goddammit Richter" thread, which we had been enjoying before you killed it.
Do you need a link?
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=22018.msg746308#msg746308
There we go.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:26:56 AM
How did that go?
"Enjoy your mutated thread"?
this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:25:54 AM
Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.
but i didnt really understand you here
Referring to your debut on PD, when you trashed the "Goddammit Richter" thread, which we had been enjoying before you killed it.
Do you need a link?
ahh yeah i remember now, damn that musta been atleast half a year ago,
you are very much like a sadistic elephant roger
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:34:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:31:50 AM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:26:56 AM
How did that go?
"Enjoy your mutated thread"?
this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:25:54 AM
Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.
but i didnt really understand you here
Referring to your debut on PD, when you trashed the "Goddammit Richter" thread, which we had been enjoying before you killed it.
Do you need a link?
ahh yeah i remember now, damn that musta been atleast half a year ago,
you are very much like a sadistic elephant roger
Jesus forgives. Rain Gods don't.
I still hold a grudge from 1974, when Chris Kerr pushed me and I dropped my lunch bag in a puddle. Next time I get back to Newfoundland, I'm kicking his ass. Even if he is a priest now.
TGRR,
Grudges R Us, fucker.
And it was August 27th of last year, to be exact.
for some reason when i read that post i thought you would be very good on mastermind.
you personal topic could be "people who wont see me coming"
this might aeroplane though im not sure if you have mastermind in North America
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:40:44 AM
for some reason when i read that post i thought you would be very good on mastermind.
you personal topic could be "people who wont see me coming"
this might aeroplane though im not sure if you have mastermind in North America
That was a bad board game from the 70s, wasn't it?
(http://www.cs.utk.edu/~plank/plank/classes/cs102/MasterMind/mmoriginal.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM)
serious show, this vid is a pisstake though
basically the actual show is the kind of crap un-exciting tv we get in the uk
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM)
serious show, this vid is a pisstake though
This is exactly why Euros shouldn't make TV shows. I mean, we make all the good shit for you to drool into your Cheetohs over as you stare into the flickering screen, so why bother?
all british tv should be replaced with japanese gameshows imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHENQiJFzI
stuff like this shit
EDIT: actually im not gonna tottaly put down british tv, we make some damn good comedy, like hot fuzz, the young ones or monty python (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA&feature=channel)
Monthy python died like 200 years ago FFS :roll:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:46:42 AM
Quote from: StoneCrowUK on January 09, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEoTNs0-ChM)
serious show, this vid is a pisstake though
This is exactly why Euros shouldn't make TV shows. I mean, we make all the good shit for you to drool into your Cheetohs over as you stare into the flickering screen, so why bother?
This one is funnier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heGnAfzj7ZU
The brits gave us the Mighty Boosh, so I won't insult their television for a while.
Kabouter Wesley, The New Kids and Nichtrijder. Nuff said.
I have to agree about the Young Ones. Vyvyan FTW