Here's some testimonials!
Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...
QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.
Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.
QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;
:lulz: Can we get a link to the stories, for the benefit of those unfamiliar with them?
hxxp://www.fanfiction.net/~bikaw
I actually think one of them was reported for removal. :lulz: Oh yeah, it was the one with Hermione and Umbridge. :x :x :x
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:30:01 AM
hxxp://www.fanfiction.net/~bikaw
I actually think one of them was reported for removal. :lulz: Oh yeah, it was the one with Hermione and Umbridge. :x :x :x
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Last time I read one of those I stopped getting erections for two whole months :argh!:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That is awesome
I'm actually shocked that people ask you to take them down. What does that say about my naïveté?
What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?
MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*
It is epic horrormirth.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 09, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?
MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*
...and she was never heard from again. :x
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2010, 04:32:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 09, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?
MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*
...and she was never heard from again. :x
:lulz:
I avoided reading them based on word of mouth, just as I avoided watching 2G1C. I just don't need anything that terrible and scarring inside my brain. I need it in other people's brains.
Quote from: Felix on January 10, 2010, 08:47:15 AM
I avoided reading them based on word of mouth, just as I avoided watching 2G1C. I just don't need anything that terrible and scarring inside my brain. I need it in other people's brains.
Well, I read them and look how I turned out.
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :x :x :x :x :x :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
:fap:
holy fishturds.
deleting browsing history nao.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 05:24:26 PM
you read em eh?
You do realize that you cannot unread them. Ever. Late at night, at 3 in the morning ... you'll wish you could :D
Hee hee! I read them with an increasing sense of "just skim, DO NOT DETAIL!" So I'll only remember parts.
I read them slowly, carefully, memorizing each word as I savored them.
Yeah, it broke him. :lulz:
It didn't break me, per se. Rather it now prevents me from watching Harry Potter with a straight face, and during the next movie, I'm probably going to be screaming: "HE'S THE KID THAT GOT THE BLOWJOB FROM THAT SKETCHY BITCH!"
<--- Would pay extra money to be in the same theatre as GS when that happens.
Quote from: General Stuart on January 10, 2010, 09:16:26 PM
It didn't break me, per se. Rather it now prevents me from watching Harry Potter with a straight face, and during the next movie, I'm probably going to be screaming: "HE'S THE KID THAT GOT THE BLOWJOB FROM THAT SKETCHY BITCH!"
Here's something that will: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23693
Oh yeah... These were great. I had this idea I was going to kill off all the protagonists in horrible ways.
If you only knew what I was going to do to Neville...
(http://www.kickbacklife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/per11.jpg)
Quoteplease spare any more people from your lemons
:?
Yeah, I also have no clue what that meant.
I dunno...maybe people are tired of you squeezing citric acid into their eyes.
If you're being serious, "lemon" = "erotic fiction".
Explicit erotic fiction, specifically.
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Here's some testimonials!
Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...
QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.
Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.
QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;
:lulz:
This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 08, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
If you're being serious, "lemon" = "erotic fiction".
He knows that much, were were more perplexed by the horrible grammar.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:10:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Here's some testimonials!
Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...
QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.
Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.
QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;
:lulz:
This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.
Hold on... did someone actually post their email address up there?
Quote from: LMNO on February 09, 2010, 12:59:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:10:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Here's some testimonials!
Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...
QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.
Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.
QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;
:lulz:
This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.
Hold on... did someone actually post their email address up there?
fanfiction.net pulled it out before I got to it.
Damn.
Just imagine what that poor person would be getting in their inbox.
BUMP! (can't find the original thread)
Also, I thought lemon just meant bad product?
:eek:
LMNO has my eyes all over and other parts too!
Aw, shucks you guys.
Quotedeepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's