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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:40:31 PM

Title: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:40:31 PM
Discuss.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 09:41:02 PM
 :postpics:
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2010, 09:42:56 PM
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd106/TheAutark/ChairLegofTruth.jpg)

VS

(http://poorreds.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/skull.jpg)

I know where my money is.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
 :lulz:


(http://ejoh.zmolklife.com/fs/img/shafique.jpg)

Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

Battle not with monsters, etc.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

FUCKING HELL.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:53:41 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

Battle not with monsters, etc.

Do not use satire on humans, for they will take it seriously.

Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 10, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
Quote from: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 09:43:25 PM
:lulz:


(http://ejoh.zmolklife.com/fs/img/shafique.jpg)

Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2010, 09:42:56 PM
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd106/TheAutark/ChairLegofTruth.jpg)



Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 10, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
Nah, Phineas Gage had the spike right through his brain proper. And the comic is Transmetropolitan. Read it for +150% understanding of all the jokes on this forum, and also because it is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 10:20:44 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 10, 2010, 10:14:02 PM




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"

Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Richter on January 10, 2010, 10:39:17 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2010, 10:16:00 PM
Nah, Phineas Gage had the spike right through his brain proper. And the comic is Transmetropolitan. Read it for +150% understanding of all the jokes on this forum, and also because it is fucking awesome.

Today's legit advice.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Remington on January 11, 2010, 06:54:17 AM
Quote from: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 10:20:44 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 10, 2010, 10:14:02 PM




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"


It's from Last Blood (http://www.lastblood.net/), if I remember correctly. It's pretty awesome, give it a read if you have time.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 04:08:46 PM
Quote from: Remington on January 11, 2010, 06:54:17 AM
Quote from: Da6s on January 10, 2010, 10:20:44 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 10, 2010, 10:14:02 PM




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"


It's from Last Blood (http://www.lastblood.net/), if I remember correctly. It's pretty awesome, give it a read if you have time.

Transmet.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2010, 07:48:38 PM
If you only ever read one comic it has to be transmet
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: hooplala on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:

Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: hooplala on January 11, 2010, 07:56:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

Ah, carry on then.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: rong on January 11, 2010, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: rong on January 11, 2010, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 11, 2010, 11:01:09 PM
I bet 50 internets on the chair leg, provided it's being wielded by Spider Jerusalem.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: rong on January 11, 2010, 11:16:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: rong on January 11, 2010, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 02:21:55 AM
Quote from: rong on January 11, 2010, 11:16:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:32:16 PM
Quote from: rong on January 11, 2010, 09:30:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

:sad:



Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.


Quote from: rong on January 11, 2010, 11:16:27 PM
also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.

It's never crossed my mind.  I don't even MIND the name "Rog", except for the implied familiarity.  If I am comfortable with you as a friend or (more likely) a treasured lifetime enemy, I don't mind the familiarity.  If I don't know you from Adam, taking liberties with my name makes you come off as a used-car salesman, you know?  Kind of oily?  Frankly, it's offensive as hell, and if you're the kind of person who thinks being offensive for its own sake is desirable, then you're too stupid to bother with.

Are you that stupid?  If not, please stop being needlessly offensive.  If so, please return to chewing on paint chips.

TIA.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 13, 2018, 06:44:15 PM
Note:  Since this was written, an additional billion primates have been added.
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: Cain on October 13, 2018, 09:22:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MB3FVQa.jpg)
Title: Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
Post by: minuspace on October 14, 2018, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 02:21:55 AM
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  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

[...]

Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.
[...]