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Title: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 10, 2010, 10:00:53 PM
Take one can of tomato soup, andprepare as normal (add a can of water or milk or whatever). Heat, stirring constantly so the fucker doesn't scald. Add in sliced Kraft sandwich cheese and chunks of tomato, and salt to taste. continue heating on low until chese is melted.

Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 11, 2010, 04:21:34 AM
I usually add a half cup of half and half and a half cup of water with some cracked black pepper, finely diced red onion, minced garlic and a wee bit of cilantro.
It works when you don't feel like actually cooking.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 11, 2010, 10:10:28 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 11, 2010, 04:21:34 AM
I usually add a half cup of half and half and a half cup of water with some cracked black pepper, finely diced red onion, minced garlic and a wee bit of cilantro.
It works when you don't feel like actually cooking.
...
i cant figure out what it means?
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Triple Zero on January 11, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
"half and half" is an american kind of culinary cream additive thing. like halfvolle slagroom, except in Fahrenheit.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23018.0) says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 11, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
"half and half" is an american kind of culinary cream additive thing. like halfvolle slagroom, except in Fahrenheit.

Actually I think it's half cream half milk. But I could be mistaken.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 11, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
half and half is half cream

what I meant was to put a half of a cup in the soup.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2010, 05:33:32 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 11, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
half and half is half cream

what I meant was to put a half of a cup in the soup.

I thought it was pretty clear what you meant, two half cup portions, one of half and half and one of water. But I can also read cookery like novels, so maybe that's just me...
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Triple Zero on January 11, 2010, 10:32:36 PM
yes it is perfectly clear, unless you don't know that "half and half" is a cooking ingredient, then it looks like "a half cup of half and half and a half cup of" ... :) just a lot of half's :)
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: NotPublished on January 11, 2010, 10:40:03 PM
Reading that half and half business made me laugh out loud  :oops:

It does sound kind of tasty Freeky, but its still canned soup :(
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 11, 2010, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 11, 2010, 10:40:03 PM
Reading that half and half business made me laugh out loud  :oops:

It does sound kind of tasty Freeky, but its still canned soup :(

I know. But check out the other tomato soup thread I made, its NOT canned. Promise.  :)
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 12, 2010, 06:21:36 AM
that was a lot of halfs

sounds kinda silly read out loud
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 12, 2010, 05:48:59 PM
It did make me giggle a bit.  :)
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2010, 08:41:54 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 11, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23018.0) says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.
Touche. I forgot the corollary that bacon makes everything taste better.
Title: Re: How Mistress Freeky makes canned tomato soup taste edible
Post by: Freeky on January 13, 2010, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2010, 08:41:54 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 11, 2010, 04:14:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 11, 2010, 08:28:32 AM
There is nothing in the world you can possibly do to tomato soup to make it edible. NOTHING!

This recipe (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23018.0) says otherwise! Even you said it sounded good, you were just not brave enough to try.
Touche. I forgot the corollary that bacon makes everything taste better.

:bacon: