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Title: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 11, 2010, 08:30:31 PM
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sarah-palin-fox-looks-like-a-winner-2010-01-11?siteid=rss&rss=1 (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sarah-palin-fox-looks-like-a-winner-2010-01-11?siteid=rss&rss=1)

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 11, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
Oh well... I wonder how long the remix of her idiotic sound bytes will be?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 09:00:17 PM
QuotePalin, for her part, now has an opportunity to appear as an expert commentator on political and family issues.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*THUD*
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 11, 2010, 09:36:37 PM
This explains Bristol being a political consultant.  Hiring her is now a way onto national TV.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 12, 2010, 05:38:22 AM
Heh, here's another article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8453223.stm
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!

It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.

Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin. 

SIGH  :argh!:

Fucking monkeys.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2010, 04:19:16 PM
What a bunch of half-assed pansies.  Give her a show or don't give her a show.  It's not fair to tease us like this!!!
:argh!:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 12, 2010, 04:22:26 PM
They can't give her a show
She makes an idiot of herself every time she speaks
I actually think this is a good fit for her.
They just have to ask her what her opinion is on X and she has to say whatever 3 second talking point she memorized.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: AFK on January 12, 2010, 04:26:35 PM
She's going to make Dick Morris look like a genius.  Which is very horrifying. 
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 12, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Is it just me, or does this seem like a perfect fit for her `abilities?
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!

It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.

Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin. 

SIGH  :argh!:

Fucking monkeys.

How can feminists love Palin when she goes against everything feminists are for? Tell your coworker to get raped and not be allowed to have an abortion, because that's what Palin would want her to do. See what she says.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2010, 05:15:13 PM
Because IDENTITY POLITICS, thats why.

See, Sarah Palin wants power for women.  Well, a particular woman, namely herself.  Therefore, FEMINIST.  She is fighting the Patriarchy.  That she has shunned traditional politics to instead fight her war via the media is just proof of her forward thinking and unconventional nature.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:16:43 PM
I hate vaginas. This is why I fuck men.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Jasper on January 12, 2010, 05:28:16 PM
:lulz:

On the upside, Sarah Palin is now being paid to make an ass of herself on a regular basis. 
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 12, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
Quote from: FP on January 12, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Is it just me, or does this seem like a perfect fit for her `abilities?
I'd much rather have her spouting talking points than actually having a political position where she gets to determine policy. If she goes off script often enough she'll eventually say something that will make her officially un-electable.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.

Yes. I can't WAIT to watch the Daily Show now.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 12, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!

It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.

Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin. 

SIGH  :argh!:

Fucking monkeys.

How can feminists love Palin when she goes against everything feminists are for? Tell your coworker to get raped and not be allowed to have an abortion, because that's what Palin would want her to do. See what she says.

She's not a feminist, she's a catholic.....  :x  I'm in St. Louis, there is a catholic church on every corner and a fish fry every Friday during lent.

I just keep my mouth shut, do my work and roll my eyes a lot, then go home and bitch to my kids about the idiots I work with!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.

Not to mention Tina Fey.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
True; guest appearances on SNL pay much better than the cast gets.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Cain on January 12, 2010, 06:25:11 PM
Sarah Palin is basically her retirement plan.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 12, 2010, 08:25:54 PM
I really hope she runs
just cause I wanna see a primary debate between her and Bobby Jindal
That debate would be so unbelievable that not only would students be forced to study it in political science class but physicists would be study the resulting black hole of stupidity
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: the last yatto on January 13, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?


besides the north has a dick for a leader and the south has freedom
what is the difference between north and south korea ? o wait she doesnt give her answer
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Salty on January 13, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.

"Were these people lying?"

"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."

Paraphrasing. Kinda.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 13, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.

"Were these people lying?"

"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."

Paraphrasing. Kinda.

Hear that grinding noise?

That's George Washington, grinding his wooden choppers in his grave.   :lulz:

If Thomas Jefferson was alive today:

Quote
Dear England,

We were only taking the piss.  Can we come home now?

- Thomas "anything for a laugh" Jefferson.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: President Television on January 14, 2010, 01:08:04 AM
Quote from: Yatto on January 13, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?

Ugh, that shit-eating little smile...
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Fuquad on January 14, 2010, 01:48:24 AM
I love the fact that she called the guy that was in charge of preparing her for her debate with Biden as an anonymous source.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: President Television on January 14, 2010, 05:36:50 AM
Honestly, I'd find her hilarious if she wasn't so balls-to-the-wall horrifying.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 06:46:21 AM
She's hilarious *because* she's so horrifying.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Jasper on January 14, 2010, 06:59:56 AM
There are hard lines, Requia.  I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: President Television on January 14, 2010, 07:09:27 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 06:59:56 AM
There are hard lines, Requia.  I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.

This. I think I'd find her funny, but there's something about those glassy eyes.
And that... that... smile.

SHS,
exceeding my shudder capacity.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Jasper on January 14, 2010, 07:15:20 AM
Not that I haven't laughed, when the threat has subsided.

I know that a Palin presidency would wreck this bitch though.  I've come to like living in America, it would be a shame to leave.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 08:48:36 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 06:46:21 AM
She's hilarious *because* she's so horrifying.
Sarah Palin - The Goddess of Horrormirth   :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
PALIN 2012

LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH ALREADY
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2010, 07:22:38 PM
On extremely large drawback about my new firewall system is that I can no longer easily make those campaign bumperstickers I used to do.

http://www.makestickers.com/Stickers_Default.aspx

If you want to get in on the fun.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Remington on January 15, 2010, 05:20:41 AM
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/beck-calls-bullcrap-on-palins-non-answer-about-favorite-founding-father.php (http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/beck-calls-bullcrap-on-palins-non-answer-about-favorite-founding-father.php)

She makes Beck look good!
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 15, 2010, 05:49:00 AM
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin1.jpg)
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin2.jpg)
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin3.jpg)
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Dalek on January 15, 2010, 07:24:44 AM
Palin is an exact copy of my French teacher. Same smile, same dumb expression, same amount of stupid. She believes that the people who write the textbooks are holly and yells at you if you find a typo. They ment for it to be that way  :lulz:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2010, 10:26:10 AM
PALIN '2012

love the apostrophe :D
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 15, 2010, 01:02:16 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 07:24:44 AM
Palin is an exact copy of my French teacher. Same smile, same dumb expression, same amount of stupid. She believes that the people who write the textbooks are holly and yells at you if you find a typo. They ment for it to be that way  :lulz:


Oh god, really? That's horrifying. :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin.  Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks". 

And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us. 


Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Dalek on January 15, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin.  Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks". 

And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us. 




:lulz:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: AFK on January 15, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin.  Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks". 

And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us. 




:lulz:

I told them it was my parting gift. 
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Jenne on January 15, 2010, 09:13:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin.  Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks". 

And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us. 




:lulz:

I told them it was my parting gift. 

:mittens:
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: President Television on January 18, 2010, 05:18:18 AM
I drew this for another forum, but I think it's relevant so I'm crossposting:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/dailydoodle42.png)
This is totally how she mows her lawn.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 18, 2010, 06:27:42 AM
 :lulz: + Nice illustration!