http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sarah-palin-fox-looks-like-a-winner-2010-01-11?siteid=rss&rss=1 (http://www.marketwatch.com/story/sarah-palin-fox-looks-like-a-winner-2010-01-11?siteid=rss&rss=1)
:horrormirth:
Oh well... I wonder how long the remix of her idiotic sound bytes will be? :lulz:
QuotePalin, for her part, now has an opportunity to appear as an expert commentator on political and family issues.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*THUD*
This explains Bristol being a political consultant. Hiring her is now a way onto national TV.
Heh, here's another article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8453223.stm
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!
It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.
Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin.
SIGH :argh!:
Fucking monkeys.
What a bunch of half-assed pansies. Give her a show or don't give her a show. It's not fair to tease us like this!!!
:argh!:
They can't give her a show
She makes an idiot of herself every time she speaks
I actually think this is a good fit for her.
They just have to ask her what her opinion is on X and she has to say whatever 3 second talking point she memorized.
She's going to make Dick Morris look like a genius. Which is very horrifying.
Is it just me, or does this seem like a perfect fit for her `abilities?
Quote from: Khara on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!
It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.
Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin.
SIGH :argh!:
Fucking monkeys.
How can feminists love Palin when she goes against everything feminists are for? Tell your coworker to get raped and not be allowed to have an abortion, because that's what Palin would want her to do. See what she says.
Because IDENTITY POLITICS, thats why.
See, Sarah Palin wants power for women. Well, a particular woman, namely herself. Therefore, FEMINIST. She is fighting the Patriarchy. That she has shunned traditional politics to instead fight her war via the media is just proof of her forward thinking and unconventional nature.
I hate vaginas. This is why I fuck men.
:lulz:
On the upside, Sarah Palin is now being paid to make an ass of herself on a regular basis.
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.
Quote from: FP on January 12, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
Is it just me, or does this seem like a perfect fit for her `abilities?
I'd much rather have her spouting talking points than actually having a political position where she gets to determine policy. If she goes off script often enough she'll eventually say something that will make her officially un-electable.
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.
Yes. I can't WAIT to watch the Daily Show now.
Quote from: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 12, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
She just adds more of the same to the FOX Comedy News Network!
It's not like she is going to be a draw for me to start watching it.
Which is funny because it was implied today (by one of my stuffy co-workers) that I was being disloyal to women by downing Palin.
SIGH :argh!:
Fucking monkeys.
How can feminists love Palin when she goes against everything feminists are for? Tell your coworker to get raped and not be allowed to have an abortion, because that's what Palin would want her to do. See what she says.
She's not a feminist, she's a catholic..... :x I'm in St. Louis, there is a catholic church on every corner and a fish fry every Friday during lent.
I just keep my mouth shut, do my work and roll my eyes a lot, then go home and bitch to my kids about the idiots I work with!
Quote from: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
Well, Jon Stewart must be psyched.
Not to mention Tina Fey.
True; guest appearances on SNL pay much better than the cast gets.
Sarah Palin is basically her retirement plan.
I really hope she runs
just cause I wanna see a primary debate between her and Bobby Jindal
That debate would be so unbelievable that not only would students be forced to study it in political science class but physicists would be study the resulting black hole of stupidity
http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?
besides the north has a dick for a leader and the south has freedom
what is the difference between north and south korea ? o wait she doesnt give her answer
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.
"Were these people lying?"
"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."
Paraphrasing. Kinda.
Quote from: Alty on January 13, 2010, 09:46:57 PM
She was too busy hitting Bill's under-hand pitches to bother.
"Were these people lying?"
"Oh, oh yeah Bill, you bet. They sure were, by golly."
Paraphrasing. Kinda.
Hear that grinding noise?
That's George Washington, grinding his wooden choppers in his grave. :lulz:
If Thomas Jefferson was alive today:
Quote
Dear England,
We were only taking the piss. Can we come home now?
- Thomas "anything for a laugh" Jefferson.
Quote from: Yatto on January 13, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
http://holykaw.alltop.com/sarah-palins-fox-news-debut?
Ugh, that shit-eating little smile...
I love the fact that she called the guy that was in charge of preparing her for her debate with Biden as an anonymous source.
Honestly, I'd find her hilarious if she wasn't so balls-to-the-wall horrifying.
She's hilarious *because* she's so horrifying.
There are hard lines, Requia. I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 06:59:56 AM
There are hard lines, Requia. I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.
This. I think I'd find her funny, but there's something about those glassy eyes.
And that... that...
smile.
SHS,
exceeding my shudder capacity.
Not that I haven't laughed, when the threat has subsided.
I know that a Palin presidency would wreck this bitch though. I've come to like living in America, it would be a shame to leave.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 06:46:21 AM
She's hilarious *because* she's so horrifying.
Sarah Palin - The Goddess of Horrormirth :horrormirth:
PALIN 2012
LET'S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH ALREADY
On extremely large drawback about my new firewall system is that I can no longer easily make those campaign bumperstickers I used to do.
http://www.makestickers.com/Stickers_Default.aspx
If you want to get in on the fun.
http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/beck-calls-bullcrap-on-palins-non-answer-about-favorite-founding-father.php (http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/beck-calls-bullcrap-on-palins-non-answer-about-favorite-founding-father.php)
She makes Beck look good!
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin1.jpg)
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin2.jpg)
(http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu338/Requiem-Blog/Palin3.jpg)
Palin is an exact copy of my French teacher. Same smile, same dumb expression, same amount of stupid. She believes that the people who write the textbooks are holly and yells at you if you find a typo. They ment for it to be that way :lulz:
PALIN '2012
love the apostrophe :D
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 07:24:44 AM
Palin is an exact copy of my French teacher. Same smile, same dumb expression, same amount of stupid. She believes that the people who write the textbooks are holly and yells at you if you find a typo. They ment for it to be that way :lulz:
Oh god, really? That's horrifying. :horrormirth:
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin. Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks".
And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin. Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks".
And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us.
:lulz:
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin. Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks".
And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us.
:lulz:
I told them it was my parting gift.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: DALEKK on January 15, 2010, 01:55:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 15, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
We were participating in this webinar a couple of days ago and I mentioned to everyone else in the room that the presenter sounded a lot like Sarah Palin. Same kind of speaking patterns, enunciation, everything but the "gee golly, aw shucks".
And then everyone got mad because for the rest of the webinar all they could think about was that Sarah Palin was speaking to us.
:lulz:
I told them it was my parting gift.
:mittens:
I drew this for another forum, but I think it's relevant so I'm crossposting:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/dailydoodle42.png)
This is totally how she mows her lawn.
:lulz: + Nice illustration!