Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:40:30 AM

Title: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:40:30 AM
I didn't know where to post this,

Anyhow I spent 30 minutes writting up a PHP application (heres (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/src/20100112.zip) the source)
It obviously needs some refinement with things like image resizing and other stuff.

Here you can make them to -
http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/ (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/) - Card generator in website style
http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php) - card generator - without website

IF anyone wants to offer up hosting I will gladly take that up, otherwise I'll keep it here.
If anyone wants to add their own things to it (Or even take over the programming side) feel free - otherwise if there are any suggestions to add to it; feel free to post and I'll get around to it.


So here is an example I made using it -

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6152/princesskls.png)
... Wasn't in a creative mood unfortunantely :P I'm sure someone can come up with something

Latest source version : 20100113 (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/src/20100113.zip)

Older -
- 20100112 (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/src/20100112.zip)

Future plans :

- [done] Store created images and provide link to use
- [wip] Provide alternate card layouts
- [done] Fix up resize formula for the 2nd image
- [done] Added TrueType fonts to description .. no longer blocky yay
- Able to add quotes
- Choose your background colour
- Choose your font-colour

Any ideas, suggest away!
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Salty on January 12, 2010, 07:46:05 AM
I laughed.

DO ME. I suck at image stuff.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Jasper on January 12, 2010, 07:47:19 AM
This has potential for awesome.  Wish I could help.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:49:50 AM
I'll find a free php server in mean time and upload so you guys can fiddle around with it to, all you have to do is upload an image and it'll resize and fit it into the card and you can write your description + title.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: EmmaE on January 12, 2010, 07:56:06 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:40:30 AM
Can anyone host it? (If not - anyone know a reasonable free host?)

Have you considered using http://photobucket.com/ (http://photobucket.com/)? It's free (last I checked, anyhow) and not too shabby re: hosting images.  :)

Regarding the cards: awesome! I need to lurk moar to get the references, but this has the potential to be magnificent.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:57:29 AM
No not the images - can just use imageshack, but the application itself that made to use it.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: EmmaE on January 12, 2010, 07:58:24 AM
Oh! My brainfart, then, I apologize.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 08:16:02 AM
http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php - Ok it works but its kinda slow :(

It only works with PNG,JPG or GIF (not any other file format) - and for the sake of convenience keep the Title Font Size and Desc Font Size as numbers only.

Anyhow, anyone have ideas to what to add to it/do with it?
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:37:26 AM
So I was in the mood and I attempted to make a quick site to

http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/ (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/)

*eta* fixed link .. lmao I was linking it to localhost :(
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: Triple Zero on January 12, 2010, 11:57:13 AM
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :mittens:

that is awesome :D i wanted to make something like that when Cram posted that "pirate pass-off" game, and you went ahead and just did it!

also, I love the graphics :D :D :D

so yeah if you want inspiration on what to do with it, check out this thread:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=17954.0

also, I had these lines of PHP code lying around for uploading an image to ImageShack, turns out to be super-easy if you know some shortcuts:
(shortcuts being the imageshack developer API and the SimpleXML functions available in PHP5)


    // $url is the URL of the image you want to transload, basically you'd save the image as a .JPG on the server
    // and then pass it the URL that would point to it, so http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/temp_card_532.jpg
    // the return value will be the link on imageshack. you can then delete the temporary JPG on the server, but
    // remember to generate a random filename for it every time otherwise things will probably explode if two
    // people use the card generator at the same time.

function imageshack_transload($url) {
    $r = simplexml_load_file("http://www.imageshack.us/upload_api.php?url=$url");   
    return (string) $r->links->image_link;
}


and what you said about only accepting JPG/PNG/GIF--that's enough, don't worry about it, 99.9% of all images anyone was going to use are one of those formats. and otherwise they can convert it themselves right?

I made this:

(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/599/qttempem3732.png)




oh and one other thing, that free hoster you got, if you look at the source it creates, you will notice it inserts this "Free Hosting Code Insert" advertisement popup shit right after the opening <body> tag. if you want to foil that evil scheme of theirs (after all, you have a RIGHT to free webspace without ads!! :) ), you will put this code into the <head> section after your two <link> tags:

<style>/*
  <body>
*/</style>

see how fucking clever that is? now the advertising inserting shit will probably trigger on the first <body> tag it sees, but that's not a <body> tag, but it's a comment inside a <style> definition and therefore it won't do shit. w00t. do it, trust me, you'll feel better.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
Sweet deal!

I was wondering if I could upload directly to imageshack and you just brought it to me :D (That code is a keeper btw!)

And as for the Pirate Pass-Off, I'll provide that as an alternate layout also.

I'll try figure out a good method for text-wraping, I wanted to use imagestring function so I could calculate the width much more easily, but the font-size was always way too small .. but perhaps this is ok to use?

Should I work on imitating http://bighugelabs.com/deck.php ? Card resolution was something I obviously didn't take into consideration ... I suppose I could call what I have now just "Preview" mode and provide a much bigger one in "Publish" Mode.

Quoteoh and one other thing, that free hoster you got, if you look at the source it creates, you will notice it inserts this "Free Hosting Code Insert" advertisement popup shit right after the opening <body> tag. if you want to foil that evil scheme of theirs (after all, you have a RIGHT to free webspace without ads!!  ), you will put this code into the <head> section after your two <link> tags:

Code:
<style>/*
 <body>
*/</style>
see how fucking clever that is? now the advertising inserting shit will probably trigger on the first <body> tag it sees, but that's not a <body> tag, but it's a comment inside a <style> definition and therefore it won't do shit. w00t. do it, trust me, you'll feel better.

I'll get right onto that and kill that damn thing, thats a very smart idea there!

eta: Damn! Looks like they are just doing a regex and inserts into all <body> tags :(
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: Suu on January 12, 2010, 05:41:45 PM
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6212/kaousuu.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: hooplala on January 12, 2010, 05:51:27 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: Dimocritus on January 12, 2010, 06:32:20 PM
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/dimocard.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: Brotep on January 12, 2010, 06:49:16 PM
1) This is awesome  :lulz:

2) I think we should call these Discardians

3) these would make spectacularly good emoticons
Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:04:28 PM
Ok updated the site

1) Added Text wrap, so you don't have to worry soo much about pushing enter (as long as the word has a space!) [But now you've lost ability to change font-size. Maybe I'll make some fonts later on]

2) Fixed up image resize, its now ratio based ... haven't tested it properly yet so if it acts funky gimme a heads up.

3) Made the Yugi-Oh card description area bigger

- Gonna work on different card templates now

Quote
Discardians

Hmm I can go with that :D
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 07:22:16 PM
This is completely fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: BabylonHoruv on January 12, 2010, 07:26:38 PM
I love this.


Title: Re: Discordia Cards [I found a host]
Post by: Triple Zero on January 12, 2010, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
I was wondering if I could upload directly to imageshack and you just brought it to me :D (That code is a keeper btw!)

awesome! it doesn't really get much easier than 2 lines of code huh :D

Quoteeta: Damn! Looks like they are just doing a regex and inserts into all <body> tags :(

bitches!!

and judging from the change in http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php it also triggers when there are no <body> elements at all! which is odd because how does it distinguish when PHP generates an image which would get botched if you insert code ..

oh well, we can't let this happen.


    <head>
        <link href="css/reset.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
        <link href="css/main.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
    </head>
    <script>
        /*
        <body>
        */
        document.write('<bo' + 'dy>');
    </script>


<head> section remains as it was, then comes a <script> tag which has a commented /*<body>*/ tag in it to trigger the regex script, BUT THEN the real <body> tag is written using JavaScript as a string split into two parts so it doesn't trigger the advertisement-rewrite regex. Because JavaScript is executed only clientside.

does that work?
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Triple Zero on January 12, 2010, 08:11:49 PM
... of course we could also find a better free webhost, but even if we did, we'd still have to solve this puzzle right :)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 08:23:07 PM
The images are already generated via PHP,

header('Content-type: image/png');

That seems to of stopped it from intruding on the file.

Though that seems like alot of effort to avoid the reg-ex :) If its not intruding I guess theres no harm .. or I could just find out what functions are being called in the inserted script and just declare them earlier

Though for a free-webhost its pretty impressive, 500 GB worth of bandwidth a month!
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
Ok sweet, now you can change the card template with a drop down menu. Gonna work on that imageshack uploader thing and I think thats enough for now. Wonder how that will go hehe
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: LMNO on January 12, 2010, 08:55:35 PM
Hey, what the hell is that pop-up ad all about, anyway?
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 09:00:17 PM
Are you getting pop ups?

The host is inserting a line into the <body> tag

<script src="/.system/insert.php" type="text/javascript"/>


But I just checked with Firefox Firebug and it just says -

Failed to load source for: http://notpublished.ulmb.com/.system/insert.php

by the looks of it - it isn't working.

Thought it might be intrustive to the php generated image, but not getting any errors so far thankfully. Guess I'll just let it be for now

edit: Actually, 000 - Your a genius! I didn't realise it at the time but what you wrote makes perfect sense. I'll try it


       <link href="css/reset.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
       <link href="css/main.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" />
   </head>
   <script>
       /*
       <body>
<!-- Begin Free Hosting Code Insert -->
<script type="text/javascript" src="/.system/insert.php"></script>
<!-- End Free Hosting Code Insert -->

       */
       document.write('<bo' + 'dy>');
   </script>
       <div id="mainbody">

:lulz:

With the ImageShack upload code, its returning

"SimmpleXMLElement Object ( [error] => http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/bg.png has no video content ) "

Looks like gotta find the right switch

hxxp://www.rohitab.com/discuss/index.php?showtopic=29759 - found this link will try the code from that.

EPIC! The code works, just gotta parse the response - then I'll upload the current version.

Quote
HTTP/1.1 302 Moved Temporarily Server: nginx/0.7.64 Date: Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:37:58 GMT Content-Type: text/html Transfer-Encoding: chunked Connection: close X-Powered-By: PHP/5.2.9 Set-Cookie: new_imageshack=y; expires=Thu, 21-Nov-2019 21:37:58 GMT; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: PHPSESSID=56c1d001fb0cdca20bb81462fdb8d52c; path=/ Expires: Thu, 19 Nov 1981 08:52:00 GMT Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0 Pragma: no-cache Set-Cookie: imgshck=56c1d001fb0cdca20bb81462fdb8d52c; expires=Fri, 07-Jan-2011 21:37:58 GMT; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: un_cookie=1; expires=Wed, 13-Jan-2010 21:37:58 GMT; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: latest=img51; expires=Fri, 07-Jan-2011 21:37:58 GMT; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: conversion=deleted; expires=Mon, 12-Jan-2009 21:37:57 GMT; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: always_opt=-1; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us Set-Cookie: rem_bar=-1; path=/; domain=.imageshack.us location: http://img51.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img51/8669/2122800000.png Set-Cookie: is_uuid=e124fafa9f0b4aafbaa3aa009064f58a; expires=Thu, 31-Dec-37 23:55:55 GMT; domain=.imageshack.us; path=/ P3P: CP="NOI CUR ADM OUR NOR STA NID" X-Server-Name-And-Port: _:14000

It returns that (Bolded part is what I want to retrieve)

http://img51.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img51/8669/2122800000.png (http://img51.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img51/8669/2122800000.png)


http\://[a-zA-Z0-9./?&_\-=]*

That will be the regex, if anyone knows anything better please share ! :)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 09:57:46 PM
Ok sweet, you can now upload directly to Image Shack :)

It provides you with the link; I just tested it.
http://img191.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img191/1971/113152054800000.png (http://img191.imageshack.us/content_round.php?page=done&l=img191/1971/113152054800000.png)
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1971/113152054800000.png)

Its a start atleast, I think I can try get the server to view the page then attempt to grab the direct link for itself :)

I think the next step will be to choose between URL or upload from your computer.

Anyhow with the changes
- You can now select your resize method. Whether it is Ratio or Stretch based. With Ratio it will keep it 'nice' looking where as stretch will just force it to a certain width/height, the only problem with ratio is that there will be a black space
- If you wish to upload the image to ImageShack please make sure you check the upload to image shack box (Kinda realising its useless hahaha I suppose I could just let people hotlink from the free server aye?) - I'll provide a link to use it from the freehost to ... haha very redundant.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
Is not working for me. :(*
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:07:42 PM
Whats it say?

It could be that the filesize is large, I should put a warning up - there is no progress bar on your upload progress :)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:08:08 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 07:40:30 AM
I didn't know where to post this,

Anyhow I spent 30 minutes writting up a PHP application (heres (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/src/20100112.zip) the source)
It obviously needs some refinement with things like image resizing and other stuff.

Here you can make them to -
http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/ (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/) - Card generator in website style
http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/card.php) - card generator - without website

IF anyone wants to offer up hosting I will gladly take that up, otherwise I'll keep it here.
If anyone wants to add their own things to it (Or even take over the programming side) feel free - otherwise if there are any suggestions to add to it; feel free to post and I'll get around to it.


So here is an example I made using it -

(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6152/princesskls.png)
... Wasn't in a creative mood unfortunantely :P I'm sure someone can come up with something

Latest source version : 20100112 (http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/src/20100112.zip)

Future plans :

- Store create images and provide link to use
- Provide alternate card layouts
- Fix up resize formula for the 2nd image

Any ideas, suggest away!

FUCKING THING DOES NOT WORK.  I CANNOT SAVE MY CARD.

FUCK THIS, I WILL DO IT MYSELF.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 10:09:12 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:07:42 PM
Whats it say?

I forget. Some error message when I tried to save it.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:10:39 PM
Ohhh OOPS I forget to add a semicolon when I rushed.

Ok now its good  :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:16:09 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr1-1.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:17:08 PM
Hahahaha my poor ego :(

(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/tmp/132165394200000.png)

I'll look into making alternate fonts .. dont like the default ones :(
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:23:39 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr2.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:27:48 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr3.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 12, 2010, 10:29:06 PM
This is excellent.  They need flavor text at the bottom!

I would make mine now, but I don't have any pics to upload from work.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Aww so its become Old vs New fashion then aye? :(
.. gotta .. find ... font


Making a quick upload now, so if it screws you up in the process then I got lucky  :lulz:
Updated
   - So you can't refresh the cardUpload.php and bomb imageShack and the other server with cards
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:34:47 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr4.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:38:55 PM
Hahahahahahaha  :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:49:56 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr5.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:23:39 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr2.png)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 10:55:04 PM
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2461/317562128200000.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:56:50 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr6.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 12, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
I like the idea of the quote text at the bottom, I'll add that in the next edit
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 11:10:24 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr7.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: hooplala on January 12, 2010, 11:33:18 PM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 12, 2010, 11:34:19 PM
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/tmp/222136893600000.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 11:35:25 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Dimocritus on January 13, 2010, 12:08:48 AM
This just went from fun to  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Friggin' awesome.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 12:11:41 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 12, 2010, 10:55:04 PM
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2461/317562128200000.png)

I have to say, I don't think it's ever been more apparent than in that picture that Male Offspring takes after his mother. :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2010, 12:12:14 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/Richter1.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 12:22:09 AM
This gives me a great idea...
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 12:47:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 11:10:24 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr7.png)

Hahaahahaah aw damn!!!  :lulz:  :cry:

Ohh! I see a potential problem, if you hotlink directly from http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/tmp/ - the person won't be able to view the picture unless they view the site first (something about IP); I may have a possible work around that atleast

- If you make cards and save them on the site, it'll give you a different kind of link now
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 13, 2010, 01:33:15 AM
Get the fonts right, spags! 

[/bitchy]
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Nast on January 13, 2010, 01:44:11 AM
Wait.

Is that Arial?

Oh God.  :x
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Jasper on January 13, 2010, 01:45:51 AM
AAAARRRRIIIAAALLLLLL
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 01:48:03 AM
 :lulz: Could it get any better?
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 01:51:38 AM
:( LEAVE ME ALONE

(What font should I use?)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Jasper on January 13, 2010, 01:52:26 AM
Keeeeep iiiiit.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 01:55:25 AM
Times New Arial? :(
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Jasper on January 13, 2010, 01:57:34 AM
Yo Times New Roman, I'm real happy for you, but...
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 02:01:18 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 02:27:25 AM
Was just mucking around with the thing and made


http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=400&height=500&quality=0&stretch=1


(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=100&height=100&quality=0&stretch=1) - you can muck around with the image and resize it, change its quality etc - it selects one at random; but you can use it to annoy for sure.

(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=32&height=32&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=64&height=64&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=96&height=96&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=128&height=32&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=256height=32&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=512&height=32&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=1024&height=32&quality=0&stretch=1)
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/imgRes.php?width=300&height=300&quality=12&stretch=1)

Anyhow, on a serious note I'll add an option to change the font - just gimme a heads up what fonts to put in, I never use anything but Arial :lulz:


... I've never found programming fun till just now
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2010, 02:43:55 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/Plapse.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 13, 2010, 02:47:06 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/AON.jpg)


(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/cgo.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 02:59:06 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 01:57:34 AM
Yo Times New Roman, I'm real happy for you, but...

Arial is the best font of all time!

OF ALL TIME!
:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 13, 2010, 02:59:24 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2010, 02:43:55 AM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/Plapse.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 03:09:18 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 02:59:06 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 01:57:34 AM
Yo Times New Roman, I'm real happy for you, but...

Arial is the best font of all time!

OF ALL TIME!
:lulz:


Exactly!


Hmm ... might look around and see if I can apply filters or something to the pictures for effects.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 13, 2010, 04:35:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:56:50 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr6.png)

I must have totally skipped a page. Oh fuck!  :lulz: That's what I get for staying up for 27 hours and counting :lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Evil Roomie on January 13, 2010, 08:41:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2010, 10:56:50 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr6.png)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 11:10:43 AM
Quote from: GA on January 13, 2010, 01:33:15 AM
Get the fonts right, spags! 

[/bitchy]

Um, what?  Oh.  Fuck off.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 04:03:03 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr8.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 14, 2010, 04:13:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 04:03:03 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/tgrr8.png)

:spit:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: xXKazXx on January 14, 2010, 04:13:32 AM
god dammit........ :argh!:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 04:15:37 AM
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 14, 2010, 04:13:32 AM
god dammit........ :argh!:

Ball's in your court, you Armenian swine. 

:lord:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 14, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/img.php?file=230289522400000.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: xXKazXx on January 14, 2010, 05:31:31 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 14, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/img.php?file=230289522400000.png)
GOD DAMMIT!!
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 14, 2010, 05:49:14 AM
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/img.php?file=128639907400000.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: xXKazXx on January 14, 2010, 06:00:18 AM
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3920/242226545000000.png) (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/242226545000000.png/)

Take it Bitches!
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Evil Roomie on January 14, 2010, 10:08:01 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 14, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
(http://notpublished.ulmb.com/card/img.php?file=230289522400000.png)

:spit:

holy shit
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Suu on January 14, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5016/408560668400000.png)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2010, 06:23:11 PM
+20lbs just for looking at it
-50 agility points for grease vein pork nap


god damn i want that pork
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Payne on January 14, 2010, 06:27:44 PM
Needs moar Payne card.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2010, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 14, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5016/408560668400000.png)

I suppose we need an LMNO and Suu card now.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 14, 2010, 09:39:23 PM
Looking at that card is making me hungry.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 15, 2010, 10:31:54 AM
Made a few changes, you can either make the uploaded image/card look trippy or emboss them. Just tick the appropriate boxes.

*edit* Oh? on file upload the error code is #6 .. and that means there is no temporary folder on upload? =/ Gonna try send off a ticket.

I wonder how long they'll take to fix this ...

Looks like I'll have to start looking for a new host soon. =/

- note to self : Never push reset button again O_O
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Freeky on January 15, 2010, 06:33:32 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/redbutton.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
DO PUSH THIS BUTTON: http://www.emergencyyodel.com
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Suu on January 15, 2010, 07:16:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 14, 2010, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 14, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5016/408560668400000.png)

I suppose we need an LMNO and Suu card now.

I has a card. I may remake it though with the new system so it all fits better.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Suu on January 15, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
DO PUSH THIS BUTTON: http://www.emergencyyodel.com

FUCK YES.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 15, 2010, 07:21:03 PM
OH shit. 
The Yodels STACK   :lulz:

DCup, you always bring us the nicest abominations.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2010, 07:29:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 15, 2010, 07:21:03 PM
OH shit. 
The Yodels STACK   :lulz:

DCup, you always bring us the nicest abominations.

They STACK? Oh my god. I must try this.

My work studies must be so constantly confused by what comes out of this office.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 15, 2010, 07:34:00 PM
My disciples in the office call center are getting this on Tuesday.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Richter on January 15, 2010, 07:38:02 PM
(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/avatarcard.jpg)
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 15, 2010, 09:55:02 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 15, 2010, 07:13:42 PM
DO PUSH THIS BUTTON: http://www.emergencyyodel.com

Ahahaha that is strangely relieving ... endorphines are released...
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: NotPublished on January 15, 2010, 10:02:59 PM
@Richter - Hahahaa that thing is soo creepy!

(http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4861/175614122400000.png)

I'm gonna work on making a record that will keep all of the cards uploaded so you can browse the 'gallery' for any future uses - and it'll give you the [img][/img] link and all

*edit* Ok sweet now all future creations (And their links to image shack) will be stored in the database. I'll make the Gallery later.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 16, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
My cards disappeared.  :sad:
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Evil Roomie on January 16, 2010, 02:22:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 15, 2010, 06:33:32 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/redbutton.jpg)

What does this button do?! *pushes it*
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2010, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 16, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
My cards disappeared.  :sad:

Photobucket has gone all Nazi.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: . on January 16, 2010, 07:16:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2010, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 16, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
My cards disappeared.  :sad:

Photobucket has gone all Nazi.

:C bastards.
Title: Re: Discordia Cards
Post by: Evil Roomie on January 16, 2010, 05:55:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 16, 2010, 07:16:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2010, 05:39:44 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 16, 2010, 02:21:01 AM
My cards disappeared.  :sad:

Photobucket has gone all Nazi.

:C bastards.

i agree 8C