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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 13, 2010, 08:58:54 PM

Title: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 13, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
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One possible conclusion from this pinpoint accuracy is that the Woolworths tribal duty managers positioned the stores as a form of "landmark satnav". This allowed travellers to find their nearest outlet for sweets that could be acquired in any combination they desired. This could offer us a fascinating insight into what life was like in 2008 England, and we can't rule out that alien help was required to position stores this precisely and to offer the Ladybird clothing range at such low prices.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2010/01/aliens-with-a-taste-for-pick-n-mix-woolworths-stores-follow-uncanny-geometrical-patterns.html
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 13, 2010, 09:14:55 PM
Are there even still Woolworth's in business?

I haven't seen one in 15 years or more.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
They're like weeds here
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Brotep on January 13, 2010, 10:30:54 PM
 :lulz:

Awesome article.  Not sure it's high weirdness, though--just funny.


QuoteOr it could be that I just skipped over the vast majority of the Woolworths locations and only chose the few that happened to line-up. From 800 stores, there are over 85 million possible triangles; the 1500 prehistoric sites that Brooks used give over 561 million triangles. From these millions of options it is easy to pick out the few that seem to be impossibly precise.

It is mathematically known that if you have a sufficiently large set of random data, you can find any pattern that you want with any given level of accuracy. What Brooks and I have discovered says less about any meaning to the patterns and more about how the locations follow a truly random distribution.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 13, 2010, 10:52:50 PM
I realize that the original article was about the law of fives, btw. I'm presenting it the same way boingboing did.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2010, 05:27:13 AM
That was great!
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2010, 10:36:49 AM
Quote from: Khara on January 13, 2010, 09:14:55 PM
Are there even still Woolworth's in business?

I haven't seen one in 15 years or more.

They closed down at the end of 2008, due to the financial crisis.  Might not have been reported over there (I didn't know they were also in America) but it was a pretty big deal here.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Suu on January 14, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Woolworth's was based in NYC for years. The Woolworth's building is still there. But yeah, I haven't seen one open since I went there to buy pogs and sit in the luncheonette they had for grilled cheese. So that was middle school for me.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: MMIX on January 14, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
LolFnordPineal23whateverwhatever . . .whatever
Someone should do this for Starbucks . . .
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Rumckle on January 14, 2010, 05:33:09 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 13, 2010, 09:14:55 PM
Are there even still Woolworth's in business?

I haven't seen one in 15 years or more.

They are still one of the biggest supermarket chains in Australia.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 14, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: WikipediaRetail chains using the Woolworth name survive in Germany, Austria, Mexico, and South Africa, and, until the start of 2009, in the United Kingdom. The similarly-named Woolworth's supermarkets in Australia and New Zealand are operated by Woolworths Limited, a separate company with no historical links to the F.W. Woolworth Company or Foot Locker, Inc. However, this company did take the name from F. W. Woolworth as it had global appeal.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Bruno on January 14, 2010, 08:44:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 14, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Woolworth's was based in NYC for years. The Woolworth's building is still there. But yeah, I haven't seen one open since I went there to buy pogs and sit in the luncheonette they had for grilled cheese. So that was middle school for me.

Woolworths: Famous for their lunch counters.

(http://americanhistory.si.edu/Brown/history/6-legacy/images/sit-in.jpg)
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
Hey, isn't that New Edition?
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Rumckle on January 15, 2010, 03:24:16 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 14, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: WikipediaRetail chains using the Woolworth name survive in Germany, Austria, Mexico, and South Africa, and, until the start of 2009, in the United Kingdom. The similarly-named Woolworth's supermarkets in Australia and New Zealand are operated by Woolworths Limited, a separate company with no historical links to the F.W. Woolworth Company or Foot Locker, Inc. However, this company did take the name from F. W. Woolworth as it had global appeal.

:oops:

Nevermind, Australiancentric worldview strikes again.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 15, 2010, 03:25:45 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 15, 2010, 03:24:16 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 14, 2010, 08:03:33 PM
Quote from: WikipediaRetail chains using the Woolworth name survive in Germany, Austria, Mexico, and South Africa, and, until the start of 2009, in the United Kingdom. The similarly-named Woolworth's supermarkets in Australia and New Zealand are operated by Woolworths Limited, a separate company with no historical links to the F.W. Woolworth Company or Foot Locker, Inc. However, this company did take the name from F. W. Woolworth as it had global appeal.

:oops:

Nevermind, Australiancentric worldview strikes again.


Could have fooled me. The only reason I bothered to look it up is because I'm a massive nerd.
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 15, 2010, 09:30:38 AM
Someone bought the brand and is using it as an online store now Get your pick 'n' mix here! (http://www.woolworths.co.uk/)

Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2011, 03:01:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on January 14, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Woolworth's was based in NYC for years. The Woolworth's building is still there. But yeah, I haven't seen one open since I went there to buy pogs and sit in the luncheonette they had for grilled cheese. So that was middle school for me.

A-HAH!
Title: Re: Woolworth's outlet the product of aliens
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 30, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2011, 03:01:51 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on January 14, 2010, 04:20:32 PM
Woolworth's was based in NYC for years. The Woolworth's building is still there. But yeah, I haven't seen one open since I went there to buy pogs and sit in the luncheonette they had for grilled cheese. So that was middle school for me.

A-HAH!

:lulz: