ON MY PANCE.
Hey, dumbass: Next time a valve is fucking tagged, DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT. Oh, yeah, and you're fired. Mike will help you load your shit in your car, you stupid motherfucker.
:crankey:
Now wearing coveralls. The company owes me a new pair of jeans.
TGRR,
Hasn't taken his pance off that fast since the last time I got laid.
Filthy Assistant again?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
ON MY PANCE.
Hey, dumbass: Next time a valve is fucking tagged, DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT. Oh, yeah, and you're fired. Mike will help you load your shit in your car, you stupid motherfucker.
:crankey:
Now wearing coveralls. The company owes me a new pair of jeans.
TGRR,
Hasn't taken his pance off that fast since the last time I got laid.
damn, those pance will walk themselves into the laundry when you finally do, you dirty dirty girl.
Holy shit, man are you alright? It wasn't concentrate was it?
FUCK DAMMIT. :x
Glad you're posting about it. Dilute stuff?
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 11:55:19 PM
Holy shit, man are you alright? It wasn't concentrate was it?
Max chlorides. The weak stuff actually burns you faster.
I've never had the experience. Good to know though. I plan to take some chemistry in the nebulous future, and I'm reading a chemistry textbook in my spare time, but I still don't know this stuff.
So some asshole opened a valve of HCl onto you. Am I hearing this correct? Because it's sounding like assault from my end.
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:07:45 AM
I've never had the experience. Good to know though. I plan to take some chemistry in the nebulous future, and I'm reading a chemistry textbook in my spare time, but I still don't know this stuff.
So some asshole opened a valve of HCl onto you. Am I hearing this correct? Because it's sounding like assault from my end.
No just blatant stupidity.
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
The punishment should be severe. As in Maximum Overdrive severe.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 13, 2010, 11:47:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
ON MY PANCE.
Hey, dumbass: Next time a valve is fucking tagged, DON'T FUCKING OPEN IT. Oh, yeah, and you're fired. Mike will help you load your shit in your car, you stupid motherfucker.
:crankey:
Now wearing coveralls. The company owes me a new pair of jeans.
TGRR,
Hasn't taken his pance off that fast since the last time I got laid.
damn, those pance will walk themselves into the laundry when you finally do, you dirty dirty girl.
"That fast". I have been known, on occasion, to change my clothes.
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.
HAH! I am Cornish by descent. 100 years after I am dead, there will be nothing but bones and 50 pounds of back/leg hair in my coffin.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.
i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.
i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:
I am still at work. As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.
I will tell amusing stories tomorrow. Right now I hate the world in the face too much.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.
HAH! I am Cornish by descent. 100 years after I am dead, there will be nothing but bones and 50 pounds of back/leg hair in my coffin.
:x
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.
i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:
I am still at work. As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.
I will tell amusing stories tomorrow. Right now I hate the world in the face too much.
I hope you're hating it in the face with a stick, hard.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 14, 2010, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.
HAH! I am Cornish by descent. 100 years after I am dead, there will be nothing but bones and 50 pounds of back/leg hair in my coffin.
:x
Seriously. I'm a fucking gorilla. My knuckles are even hairy, for fuck's sake.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 14, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.
i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:
I am still at work. As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.
I will tell amusing stories tomorrow. Right now I hate the world in the face too much.
I hope you're hating it in the face with a stick, hard.
Well, I fired a retard and hollered a bunch. So, no, I fail.
I think I will auction off the rights to full body wax a Holy Man™.
Prospective beauticians/relic-seekers are advised to bring a come-along, or perhaps a powered winch.
A lot of times i interpret "stupid" as "passive agressive"; maybe i give them too much credit.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 14, 2010, 01:56:25 AM
A lot of times i interpret "stupid" as "passive agressive"; maybe i give them too much credit.
You do. I know this guy. He's really that dumb.
I can think of worse things to get doused with (e.g. hydrofluoric acid (http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/773304-overview), which is how Nobel Prize winner Henri Moissan died) but still LOCKOUT-TAGOUT MEANS NO TOUCHING, DUMBASS! He deserved to be canned for breaking such a basic safety rule.
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
The free market demands it. Costs must be cut, margins raised and part of how they do this is skimping. Skimping on personnel (retards are cheaper) skimping on safety, on training... Watch an episode of the Simpsons some time - the fat retard, sitting at the nuclear refinery control panel with no fucking idea what he's doing there? That's the rule, not the exception.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.
The free market demands it. Costs must be cut, margins raised and part of how they do this is skimping. Skimping on personnel (retards are cheaper) skimping on safety, on training... Watch an episode of the Simpsons some time - the fat retard, sitting at the nuclear refinery control panel with no fucking idea what he's doing there? That's the rule, not the exception.
Im sick of the Simpsons; but yes, "lets hire as cheap and untrained personnel as we can, just as long as the shit hits the fan not too often, we can afford it".
Just like in Fight Club there will be a "forumula" Compare the total savings 'X' to the average cost of a meltdown, 'Y' times the expected increase in meltdowns due to cuts 'Z'
If X > Y x Z guess what happens :lulz:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 07:41:55 AM
I can think of worse things to get doused with (e.g. hydrofluoric acid (http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/773304-overview), which is how Nobel Prize winner Henri Moissan died) but still LOCKOUT-TAGOUT MEANS NO TOUCHING, DUMBASS! He deserved to be canned for breaking such a basic safety rule.
THIS.
We used lockout / tagout when I was at the post office, and the message was simple: get the guy who tagged it to un - tag it.
Beyond safety, it was an iron - clad reason to NOT bust while you track down the tag dude.
daaaaaamn, glad you're allright, Roger.
What time did you finally get out of there?
I still say you should post pics of you sporting those coveralls..... :wink:
Quote from: Khara on January 14, 2010, 02:32:41 PM
What time did you finally get out of there?
I still say you should post pics of you sporting those coveralls..... :wink:
6:30PM or so...
And I'll see what I can do. :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 03:43:32 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 14, 2010, 02:32:41 PM
What time did you finally get out of there?
I still say you should post pics of you sporting those coveralls..... :wink:
6:30PM or so...
And I'll see what I can do. :lulz:
Aw fuck that's a long day. Smack the filthy assistant , you'll feel better!!!
I think it's only fair in order to get a complete grasp of the situation..... :lulz: