New Jersey rejects Gay marriage, in support of tards like this:
(http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/gay_marriage_opponents-1-731273.jpg) <--- Nothing like a rational argument.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yq4LwONhmW8/Sw8PMo_J49I/AAAAAAAAAP8/JwcrpsejwL0/s1600/NoGays.jpg) <--- Irony
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/04/05/us/05marriage.span.jpg) <--- So we're banning divorce, too?
(http://www.ontopmag.com/images/ArticleImages/bishop_harry_jackson.jpg) <--- More irony.
:lulz: :lulz: "Homosexuals are possessed by demons"
But fucking hell why do they even care!
I doubt even 1/8 of the people even know why they are there, bloody herds...
YEAH! FUCK YOU, NEW JERSEY! JUST LIKE THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD SAYS!
GO FUCK UP SOMEBODY ELSE'S COAST!
THE ROLLING MILLS OF NEW JERSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 03:29:29 AM
(http://www.ontopmag.com/images/ArticleImages/bishop_harry_jackson.jpg) <--- More irony.
What the hell was that fucking carpetbagger doing in Jersey? I thought he was too busy committing voter fraud (allegedly) in DC.
First Bon Jovi and now this. Fuck that place :argh!:
Meh, it serves all those queers right for being so ghey . . .
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.
what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...
meh. fuck you new jersey.
*always hated that state*
This reconfirms it.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
A handful of individuals, many of whom are wonderful people if you discount the odd tendency some of them have to verbally defend New Jersey from outsiders (although many of them will curse it with the same breath). And I learned blacksmithing in Peter's Valley, in the non-city part of the state.
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.
oh yeah. duh.
i should've seen that, but i guess my views on the matter clouded the obvious...
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.
what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...
The Jews? Well, conservative Judaism performs gay marriages.
Someone should pass out Pope cards at a anti-Gay Marriage protest while dressed as a pope.
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.
oh I thought it was this:
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6922/qttemphp3760.png)
heh.
wait, new jersey still exists, right...? even so, new jersey is still stupid!!!!
:argh!:
Nothing good ever came from New Jersey. :|
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.
what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...
The Jews? Well, conservative Judaism performs gay marriages.
EITHER
Conservative Judaism did decide "it's o.k. to be gay", beginning as early as 1990 and coming out in 2006 to put it oin the books. Those guys in the pic are Orthodox though. The conservative movement is similar to the Christian "Lutheran" movement (in contemporary America) in regards to its politics. Lutherans, after all, accept the concept of 'Judeo-Christianity', which is like saying 'Satanic-Christianity'. Luther would not have been down with that. There are Christian gay organizations too http://christiangays.com/ but the Pope's not down.
OR
America is, itself, a temple of Eris. Or her ipod, whichever is more important to her now.
Maybe it's her shitter.
Where would be the Bidet?
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 14, 2010, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.
oh I thought it was this:
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6922/qttemphp3760.png)
heh.
:lulz:
Quote from: EmmaE on January 15, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Nothing good ever came from New Jersey. :|
The Boss did.
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 15, 2010, 04:24:21 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.
what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey?
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...
The Jews? Well, conservative Judaism performs gay marriages.
EITHER
Conservative Judaism did decide "it's o.k. to be gay", beginning as early as 1990 and coming out in 2006 to put it oin the books. Those guys in the pic are Orthodox though. The conservative movement is similar to the Christian "Lutheran" movement (in contemporary America) in regards to its politics. Lutherans, after all, accept the concept of 'Judeo-Christianity', which is like saying 'Satanic-Christianity'. Luther would not have been down with that. There are Christian gay organizations too http://christiangays.com/ but the Pope's not down.
OR
America is, itself, a temple of Eris. Or her ipod, whichever is more important to her now.
Maybe it's her shitter.
Where would be the Bidet?
shut up already with that either/or horseshit, for the love of ERIS! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! I INVOKE ERIS UPON YOU! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CONCEPT OF WHO THAT IS?! WHAT THE HELL?!
EITHER
You sir, are mistaken in the notion that you are in any way worthy to summon the goddess. Your hubris blinds you to her will, which has overtaken you. You are to serve her, mortal, not her you. But continue on in your disillusion, your ego is her plaything.
OR
stop doing that. it bothers me.
OR,OR
You like to prostrate. I do not. What in FUCK would give you the idea that someone would change their way merely at your insignificant whim?
I like to prostrate?
prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".
Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.
How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.
EITHER:
You're a bot
OR:
A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan
Around the world, around the worlddd
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?
prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".
Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.
How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.
EITHER:
You're a bot
OR:
A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan
EITHER
Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.
OR
Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?
prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".
Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.
How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.
EITHER:
You're a bot
OR:
A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan
EITHER
Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.
OR
Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?
Sorry, you're far too cool and edgy for us, with your not at all contrived and pretentious gimmick.
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?
prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".
Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.
How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.
EITHER:
You're a bot
OR:
A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan
EITHER
Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.
OR
Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?
pros⋅trate /ˈprɒstreɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pros-treyt] Show IPA verb, -trat⋅ed, -trat⋅ing, adjective
Use prostrate in a Sentence
See images of prostrate
Search prostrate on the Web
–verb (used with object) 1. to cast (oneself) face down on the ground in humility, submission, or adoration.
2. to lay flat, as on the ground.
3. to throw down level with the ground.
4. to overthrow, overcome, or reduce to helplessness.
5. to reduce to physical weakness or exhaustion.
–adjective 6. lying flat or at full length, as on the ground.
7. lying face down on the ground, as in token of humility, submission, or adoration.
8. overthrown, overcome, or helpless: a country left prostrate by natural disasters.
9. physically weak or exhausted.
10. submissive.
11. utterly dejected or depressed; disconsolate.
Lrn 2 dictionary.
Hush, folks...EOT is teaching us how to be REALLY REALLY REAL DISCORDIANS FOR REALNESS!
Fuck learning...
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 03:09:41 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?
prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".
Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.
How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.
EITHER:
You're a bot
OR:
A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan
EITHER
Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.
OR
Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?
pros⋅trate /ˈprɒstreɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pros-treyt] Show IPA verb, -trat⋅ed, -trat⋅ing, adjective
Use prostrate in a Sentence
See images of prostrate
Search prostrate on the Web
–verb (used with object) 1. to cast (oneself) face down on the ground in humility, submission, or adoration.
2. to lay flat, as on the ground.
3. to throw down level with the ground.
4. to overthrow, overcome, or reduce to helplessness.
5. to reduce to physical weakness or exhaustion.
–adjective 6. lying flat or at full length, as on the ground.
7. lying face down on the ground, as in token of humility, submission, or adoration.
8. overthrown, overcome, or helpless: a country left prostrate by natural disasters.
9. physically weak or exhausted.
10. submissive.
11. utterly dejected or depressed; disconsolate.
Lrn 2 dictionary.
Not to be a pedantic prick, but you just validated its use of prostrate, which can be a verb or an adjective.
Also, I am still extremely amused by the general reaction to its format as opposed to content, and will be using the technique in future trolls when at some point in time I am not too wiped out to troll.
Sometimes crazy people are the best trolls.
Can we please Pledge EOT now, before there is a horrible shitstorm?
Or
Can we just have the horrible shitstorm now and get it over with, I'm tired of the derails.
Or
The format doesn't bug me that much, but 90% of his posts are only a step above gibberish, which makes the format even more annoying.
I am all for people pledging EOT, as long as they don't turn it into endlessly shitting up people's threads with "pledge" and bitching at anyone who doesn't, which is a thousand times more annoying than a slightly out-there n00b including the words "EITHER" and "OR" in their posts. As is the "OH MY GOD STOP DOING THAT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU POST" people are shitting threads up with. At least respond to the content, or quit fucking crapping up threads over something that is completely irrelevant to almost everyone.
Fuck, there are people on here who have the most amazingly annoying shit in their sigs; I don't throw temper tantrums until they remove them, I just ignore them. There are also people who never say anything I'd bother responding to, so I don't.
Wait... Is that either/or guy still posting? I haven't been paying attention to his shit for weeks.
Quote from: LMNO on January 19, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
Wait... Is that either/or guy still posting? I haven't been paying attention to his shit for weeks.
Yeah. If he would post more of his carpentry projects, I wouldn't mind him at all.
Quote from: LMNO on January 19, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
Wait... Is that either/or guy still posting? I haven't been paying attention to his shit for weeks.
yeah same. I've almost responded to a number of his posts, but then I couldn't figure out which part I was supposed to respond to, and said
fuckit.
I wonder if Either/Or Troll is going to keep up this gimmick? It's a shame because parts of his posts come off as intelligent, but the signal gets lost in the noise of the shtick. I wonder what the intent of this form of communication is? To present himself in a certain way? To breach communication norms?
I mean imagine if you were meeting a group of people and you insisted on talking like Yoda all the time. Would you fault them for avoiding you?
He's obviously a smart guy, but not quite smart enough to know that a gimmick is the last resort of someone with nothing to say.
So even if he actually says something, I just blow right past it.
Fault them for avoiding me, I would yes.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
I mean imagine if you were meeting a group of people and you insisted on talking like Yoda all the time. Would you fault them for avoiding you?
Fault them not would I.
Meh. It's just his gimmick. I don't care. If we stop letting it get on our nerves and feeding him our annoyance, maybe he'll stop. Don't feed the troll, guys.
Also, his woodworking is impressive. He's not a fucking moron.
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Meh. It's just his gimmick. I don't care. If we stop letting it get on our nerves and feeding him our annoyance, maybe he'll stop. Don't feed the troll, guys.
Also, his woodworking is impressive. He's not a fucking moron.
I think it's the frustration of watching a smart guy act dumb for applause.
It's embarrassing to watch intelligent people eat mud pies at Renn Fairs, speak in tongues, or rely on gimmicks rather than their own brains.
It's why I gave up television.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Meh. It's just his gimmick. I don't care. If we stop letting it get on our nerves and feeding him our annoyance, maybe he'll stop. Don't feed the troll, guys.
Also, his woodworking is impressive. He's not a fucking moron.
I think it's the frustration of watching a smart guy act dumb for applause.
It's embarrassing to watch intelligent people eat mud pies at Renn Fairs, speak in tongues, or rely on gimmicks rather than their own brains.
It's why I gave up television.
Well, if he really wants an applause, then he needs to prove his worth.
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Meh. It's just his gimmick. I don't care. If we stop letting it get on our nerves and feeding him our annoyance, maybe he'll stop. Don't feed the troll, guys.
Also, his woodworking is impressive. He's not a fucking moron.
I think it's the frustration of watching a smart guy act dumb for applause.
It's embarrassing to watch intelligent people eat mud pies at Renn Fairs, speak in tongues, or rely on gimmicks rather than their own brains.
It's why I gave up television.
Well, if he really wants an applause, then he needs to prove his worth.
That would involve work and a little self confidence. Gimmicks are easier.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 07:30:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 19, 2010, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 19, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Meh. It's just his gimmick. I don't care. If we stop letting it get on our nerves and feeding him our annoyance, maybe he'll stop. Don't feed the troll, guys.
Also, his woodworking is impressive. He's not a fucking moron.
I think it's the frustration of watching a smart guy act dumb for applause.
It's embarrassing to watch intelligent people eat mud pies at Renn Fairs, speak in tongues, or rely on gimmicks rather than their own brains.
It's why I gave up television.
Well, if he really wants an applause, then he needs to prove his worth.
That would involve work and a little self confidence. Gimmicks are easier.
I didn't realize he was still posting, the whole thing gets on my nerves so while he may be posting some awesome stuff, I don't read it because it's annoying as hell.....
Just respond, if you can't make up your mind what to say then say that, but this either/or crap lost it's cuteness on the second post!
Quote from: Cramulus on January 19, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
I wonder if Either/Or Troll is going to keep up this gimmick? It's a shame because parts of his posts come off as intelligent, but the signal gets lost in the noise of the shtick. I wonder what the intent of this form of communication is? To present himself in a certain way? To breach communication norms?
I asked him several times, he just ignores the question.
My problem with it is, that for me it adds a disproportionate amount of effort for reading the entire post, with no extra gain. Maybe that's me but a really big either/or switch basically means I could have ignored 50% of the post, but I don't know which one. It's just confusing and frustrating, so I mostly ignore him. I wish he'd start talking normal though.
Maybe its just me, but even if I do read it all I can't really understand much.. The Either/OR antics don't annoy me, my eyes just kinda glaze over and he goes blurry :lulz:
EOT is sort of like Yatto but with more line breaks.
Also, we all have gimmicks. We all have a schtick. I think to deny that is to wear blinders that make exceptions for ourselves to do the things we proclaim to despise.
Except maybe Hirley0, who is just that far out there.
I mostly don't like EOT's posts because I don't care for either/or choices.
I don't understand E.O.T's posts :cry:
You know, EOT reminds me of Yatto somewhat, who I also like for his sense of humor and ability to roll with the punches even though he's often in :? land. Sometimes people who fall outside of the cookie-cutter normality of thought are not so bad to have around. I get the impression that this one is a little bit crazy and/or maybe doesn't process thought the same way everyone else does. Some people seem intent on figuring out the "formula" behind its posts, but I don't think there is one. I think that sometimes one option is just ridiculous, but sometimes they're both equally serious. Sometimes they seem related, sometimes like two completely different lines of thought.
I am not normally a fan of crazy people, but I actually kind of like trying to decipher the meaning in EOT's posts. It's like a puzzle. I think it's blatantly obvious to it, when it posts, what the meaning is, and it can't understand why we don't get it.
It seems coherent enough when it wants to be though. I tried deciphering a few, but came to the conclusion I was lo5'ing a troll and gave up.
I don't think its crazy or processes thought differently.
When it wants to post serious, it will do one that is obviously fake and one with the real meaning. But if it's bored, then probably both non-serious, or just something to confuse the hell out of everyone.
Sometimes he comes out with words which I just don't understand unless I sit down and reorder his sentences. Though, to be sure I don't think E/O annoying at all.
However the E/O thing could be great for playing Devils Advocate.
I can't help but feel slightly amused when people call it out as a troll.
Look, all i'm really asking is that EOT publish his/her/its famous jello molds and ambrosia salad recipes on here. It's all I really ever wanted. If we can all just learn to let go, myself included, and really get to the heart of the matter (which is the fact that EOT really has the best recipes for hot dog, maccaroni and cheese casserole), we'll all be better off for it.
Either he's a troll, and if he is he's damn good at it because I have rarely seen anyone provoke the level of response that he has been getting here. This is a fairly troll proof board. Or he's just really weird in which case, EOT, quit using the Either or format for a while, as a thought experiment.
My theory is that it's winter and we're all feeling the cabin fever - didn't the last major board troll start around this time last year?
I'm done with it. He isn't hurting anyone.
Call me a maniac, but I think a little perspective is in order.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 01:41:22 AM
I'm done with it. He isn't hurting anyone.
Call me a maniac, but I think a little perspective is in order.
Either
this is the correct motorcycle
or
Kill me.
Alright, all joking aside, I'm going to stop making EOT comments after this one. I don't want somebody getting upset after reading my response to their son's antics on here, especially when he may be a mongoloid, or living in one of those plastic bubbles, or any other mental malady causing his outbursts.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 01:41:22 AM
I'm done with it. He isn't hurting anyone.
Call me a maniac, but I think a little perspective is in order.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D1ZZyTOG7tQ/SPNeC6H4IkI/AAAAAAAAC0c/Ll2mXiAjruQ/s400/Maniac_Joe_Spinell.jpg)
Can't see the pic on this comp.
Will look at it later.
Will there be rage?
Perhaps...you'll just have to wait and see.