Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2010, 05:16:22 PM

Title: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 14, 2010, 05:16:22 PM
http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/letters-to-the-editor/Content?oid=2090614

Pretty sure you'll be able to tell which one is me.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Cramulus on January 14, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
 :lulz: the word "shitneck" gave it away
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 14, 2010, 05:52:43 PM
 :lulz: That's awesome.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
:mittens:

Did they leave all of the "naughty words" in there on the print edition or did it end up being:

If you don't have the **** to **** up and stand up for yourself any time some backwards-thinking ****neck ****s with you, you can expect to keep getting ****ed with ["The Last Bash," I, Anonymous, Jan 7]. And, frankly, if you're so much of a ***** that you can't defend yourself and your right to do whatever you want with your ******s, you DESERVE to get ****ed with.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 05:58:48 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Chief Uwachiquen on January 14, 2010, 06:03:56 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
:mittens:

Did they leave all of the "naughty words" in there on the print edition or did it end up being:

If you don't have the **** to **** up and stand up for yourself any time some backwards-thinking ****neck ****s with you, you can expect to keep getting ****ed with ["The Last Bash," I, Anonymous, Jan 7]. And, frankly, if you're so much of a ***** that you can't defend yourself and your right to do whatever you want with your ******s, you DESERVE to get ****ed with.

I'm not sure if it being censored is funnier or not, but it's damn close call.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
:lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 14, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
:lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:


We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Jenne on January 14, 2010, 06:27:58 PM
:mittens: and I agree: amazing how people stop bashing you when you stand up for yourself.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Cain on January 14, 2010, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 14, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
:lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:


We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.

We all need to pick one particular newspaper, I think, and keep at it as a group until we get at least one published.  And then move onto the next one.
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2010, 06:54:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 06:48:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 06:21:53 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 14, 2010, 06:20:18 PM
I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
:lulz:  :lulz:  :lulz:


We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.

We all need to pick one particular newspaper, I think, and keep at it as a group until we get at least one published.  And then move onto the next one.

Good idea.
PS- Florida papers are easy
Title: Re: I'M IN THE PAPER!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 14, 2010, 08:18:26 PM
This is fantastic! I can't wait to see the enraged letters about your letter that get printed NEXT week.  :lulz: