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I WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE BUG, YES?
"I swear, I am THIS close to starting affairs with as many White House schmucks as I can, just so I can out them later in spite."
Yeah, it's seriously big, like this.
it's almost a penis.
ANAL?
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No, seriously, it was like taking orders from someone with a brain this big...
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UN Security Council: Uh... wanna cut the bullshit about WMD... Condoleeza?
Rice: I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm...
UN Security Council: Oh no... run ITS THE CLAW!
Rice: NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!
what is that from? my dad used to do that to me when I was little, and would hold his hand in front of his face like a claw.
Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.
Quote from: Payne on January 16, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.
:lol: oh yeah, that's right.
We only broke the law THIS much, honest!
That yellow dick on Craigslist. I swear guys it was like THIS TINY!
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:lulz: :lulz:
It's true what they say about Dubya. Really, seriously, honestly and emphatically.
As a white man, he could only jump this high.
It was my preferred method of enhanced interrogation, I'd just go up to the prisoners and tweak their nipples, like this.
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Tweak Tweak
:spit:
:lulz:
I think this one is my favorite so far!
We were this close to somebody somewhere considering planning something that might have turned out to be an attack on the US.
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I swear, I am this close to I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
All them white boys in the Department of State
where this big, GRRR!
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"No no, It'll be EASY. We checked on a map and Iraq is really only this size!"
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Condoleeza was famous in debates for, upon finding herself in a losing position, claiming to crush her opponent's head.
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January 2009 - as Hillary Rodham Clinton adjusted her microphone in preparation to deliver opening remarks, the otherwise smooth transition suffered an unexpected interruption as the departing Secretary of State pushed her to the ground and shat on her chest.
ummm, okay, i'm just gonna take a shot...
"I swear to god, the hermaphrodite hooker said that there was no way i could get herpes this big, and i told him/her i could, and i did. And i won, like, $50."
"It was an innie. No, even so it was only this big."
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http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23775.msg811362#msg811362
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Quote from: Payne on January 16, 2010, 08:12:39 PM
"No no, It'll be EASY. We checked on a map and Iraq is really only this size!"
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:lulz:
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There was much tension in the air as Condoleeza Rice reclaimed her title as champion of the Senate's invisible Jenga league.
thanks cain. :)