I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers, cause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining. So yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so now I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
Something else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it. New Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and that is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead. Now that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...
Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.
:crankey:
RAH!
Also, have you tried straining the orange juice?
no but I'm too lazy to be bothered to strain it.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to.
So you dont need food or services?
Perhaps a cave in a mountain would be more pleasurable than living in society?
I still need food, but I'd probably just steal stuff from peoples refridgorators and I have no need for services, if I want or need something, I'll usually do it myself, or force someone in my house to do it for me.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:59:18 AM
no but I'm too lazy to be bothered to strain it.
If it really takes that much effort, then you're more likely to strain yourself.
i can strain it, i just chose not to.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will.
Maybe you are pissed at yourself?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMThe only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers,
Well yes, those are crappy groups, thats why some of us dont listen to radio or television.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMcause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining.
fantasy
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSo yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so
We really dont care, its fashionable nowadays to be "insane/crazy", i dont know when it became a synonym to "special".
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMnow I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
Overpopulation is a sucky thing indeed, and so is Palin.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSomething else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it.
Does that even happen often? What is wrong with women using dildoes? Do kids find all dildoes?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMNew Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and
Yeah, that was bad.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMthat is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead.
fantasy, with some of what we call pinealism/word-salad
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMNow that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...
uh
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AMSomebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.
pinealism
My reference to "word-salad" and "pinealism" relates to this:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23512.0 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23512.0)
And i guess its fine if you share with us your fantasies, but at least make them entertaining; to me at least your musings of making people suffer arent appealing.
Theres some interesting ideas in what you said and that most of PD i think woudl agree on.
well it is my first rant so I don't expect to be amazing.
Its good that you are sharing.
Daddy's little girl is all growed up and hating everyone. :cry:
It was not so bad, in terms of hate-and-rage-spewing, especially for a newb.
It was a little dramatically misanthropic and a little pinealist, but I think, as a first attempt, this one has promise. We are, after all, a little bit misanthropic pinealists in some ways ourselves, most of us. It's just that we're also neophiles in search of expressions that haven't been used before, and that, in a way, makes us a little jaded and harsh toward almost anything that we've seen shades of before.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I] I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion
I lost it here, as I imagined what if the boulders could roll (say via a hole through the center that they were pulled via), and how long it would take before they were reasonably round. The rest of the rant just kinda passed in a blur, as little chunks of rock wore off into that perfectly rounded shape and your adversaries increased in speed. I can only hope you were headed somewhere much more interestingly, and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the
ranting section, right?
One suggestion I would make is use paragraph breaks, if only to facilitate reading.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...
HEY, I LIKE PULP! :argh!:
well, good for you then, but pulp is utterly disgusting.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
well, good for you then, but pulp is utterly disgusting.
But their song Common People is awesome.
Anyway, I found it very ranty, but I did find it a little bit disjointed. Perhaps pick a topic to rant on, and expand on it, you obviously have a lot you want to rant on.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
well, good for you then, but pulp is utterly disgusting.
Yes, it is.
I liked the bits where you went on and on and on. It was funny, and very full of imagery.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
well, good for you then, but pulp is utterly disgusting.
Touche.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 04:07:33 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
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Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Not really, I was being more sarcastic than anything, but it turns out it didn't translate well.
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
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Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Not really, I was being more sarcastic than anything, but it turns out it didn't translate well.
It translated out to "dickish".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:51:56 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
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Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Not really, I was being more sarcastic than anything, but it turns out it didn't translate well.
It translated out to "dickish".
That works too
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:51:56 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 11:51:01 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
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Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Not really, I was being more sarcastic than anything, but it turns out it didn't translate well.
It translated out to "dickish".
That works too
So, let's get this straight. You're not actually here to provide content, just to fuck with those that try to. :kingmeh:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 12:10:42 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 11:55:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:51:56 PM
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 04:07:33 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
and that you find easy access to something that might help you cope better in the immediate future. Good luck!
WTF? You are, of course, aware that this is the ranting section, right?
I think he was making the mistake of taking it literally, and being concerned.
Not really, I was being more sarcastic than anything, but it turns out it didn't translate well.
It translated out to "dickish".
That works too
So, let's get this straight. You're not actually here to provide content, just to fuck with those that try to. :kingmeh:
Not my intent. What I meant to say is that blurb from my original post, intended to be somewhat sarcastic, did end up seeming more dickish. Whups.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 06:28:29 AM
And i guess its fine if you share with us your fantasies, but at least make them entertaining; to me at least your musings of making people suffer arent appealing.
Over compensation...who are you trying to convince? You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Live in a cave, or grow a thicker skin...hm...both?
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 06:28:29 AM
And i guess its fine if you share with us your fantasies, but at least make them entertaining; to me at least your musings of making people suffer arent appealing.
Over compensation...who are you trying to convince? You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Live in a cave, or grow a thicker skin...hm...both?
Last time i accused someone of over-compensating i evoked a huge shitstorm :lulz: :lulz:
That was replying to the OP, though I quoted you. forgot to *thumbs up.*
Regarding this "shit storm" sounds scary, lets hope I remember how to close this thread...all hell might break loose!!!!! I might have my eyes typed out, again.
:eek: oh no... can't... stop... myself reading... insulting... comments... made by people... I have never met in my life...ego disintigrating
:lulz:
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 03:26:28 AM
That was replying to the OP, though I quoted you. forgot to *thumbs up.*
Regarding this "shit storm" sounds scary, lets hope I remember how to close this thread...all hell might break loose!!!!! I might have my eyes typed out, again.
:eek: oh no... can't... stop... myself reading... insulting... comments... made by people... I have never met in my life...ego disintigrating
:lulz:
You use italics as sarcasm! And seem to make vague psychology jabs too!
Thats awesome
Egad, it's a teenage TGRR. That's scary.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 18, 2010, 04:00:38 AM
Egad, it's a teenage TGRR. That's scary.
I told you fuckers to kill me.
Now it's
too late.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Why is that a bad thing?
:mittens: for the OP. Very nice!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 07:02:46 AM
Daddy's little girl is all growed up and hating everyone. :cry:
You must be so proud!! :D
Quote from: Khara on January 18, 2010, 03:50:02 PM
:mittens: for the OP. Very nice!!!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 07:02:46 AM
Daddy's little girl is all growed up and hating everyone. :cry:
You must be so proud!! :D
:)
Quote from: JohNyx on January 18, 2010, 03:35:33 AM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 03:26:28 AM
That was replying to the OP, though I quoted you. forgot to *thumbs up.*
Regarding this "shit storm" sounds scary, lets hope I remember how to close this thread...all hell might break loose!!!!! I might have my eyes typed out, again.
:eek: oh no... can't... stop... myself reading... insulting... comments... made by people... I have never met in my life...ego disintigrating
:lulz:
You use italics as sarcasm! And seem to make vague psychology jabs too!
Thats awesome
Yeah, I think this one deserves the "most original internet poster" award.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Why is that a bad thing?
Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?
Because being this involved is very needlessly taxing on time and energy? (especially on things which you claim to hate.)
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Why is that a bad thing?
Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?
Because being this involved is very needlessly taxing on time and energy? (especially on things which you claim to hate.)
Hate is not indifference, and I didn't make the claims.
Face it...you found someone making their very first rant, and dumped on them, because you yourself seem to be completely incapable of producing any content whatsoever (or at least you don't seem inclined to do so).
You're basically a "critic", in the perjorative sense of the word.
Some people just obviously do not understand Hate.
Why do you hate Hate, Dot?
Quote from: Payne on January 18, 2010, 09:59:43 PM
Some people just obviously do not understand Hate.
Why do you hate Hate, Dot?
I don't see hate as a productive emotion.
And I am sorry if I was meant to pussy foot around that post, and not state my opinion.
If anything it helps the poster be stronger. It is nothing personal, how could it be??? I don't even know the them.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: Payne on January 18, 2010, 09:59:43 PM
Some people just obviously do not understand Hate.
Why do you hate Hate, Dot?
I don't see hate as a productive emotion.
And I am sorry if I was meant to pussy foot around that post, and not state my opinion.
If anything it helps the poster be stronger. It is nothing personal, how could it be??? I don't even know the them.
Constructive criticism helps the poster. Appeal to ridicule does not, other than in the ability to ignore obvious trolls.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?
The truth isn't objective.
And why for the love of God would you want someone to rant "objectively"?
You know how boring that would be?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
Now this is just my opinion but, I'm pissed at the world. . . Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom, although you may have differing viewpoints and this rant is subjective you have a guaranteed right to your own opinions about prior mentioned subject.
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:26:21 PM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?
The truth isn't objective.
And why for the love of God would you want someone to rant "objectively"?
You know how boring that would be?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
Now this is just my opinion but, I'm pissed at the world. . . Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom, although you may have differing viewpoints and this rant is subjective you have a guaranteed right to your own opinions about prior mentioned subject.
:lulz:
I did one like that. The ultimate E-Prime "rant", IIRC.
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you
Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."
I meant no disrespect to you (The OP.)
This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?
You wouldn't, you're are absolutely right.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you
Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."
I meant no disrespect to you (The OP.)
This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?
You wouldn't, you're are absolutely right.
JUST STOP ALREADY
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?
Actually, this is a little more than that. This is a collection of people who have been writing/shopping together for as long as 8 years. I can't speak for anyone else, but I consider most of these people my friends, even if I have only met a dozen or so of them IRL.
So when a stranger comes in and shits all over everything, yeah, it bothers me.
There. You have accomplished your one aim...to troll. You can move along, now.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."
That is the only thing you've said so far that is correct.
You are a noob. Why are you shitting all over a good rant? If you don't like it, then write something yourself! Otherwise, just STFU and let it go.
Damn.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
You are far too involved which that you rant about.
Why is that a bad thing?
Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?
Because being this involved is very needlessly taxing on time and energy? (especially on things which you claim to hate.)
Have you ever heard of the concept of "lurking more"? It basically means that if you read for a while without posting, you will become more familiar with forum social codes and format, and you won't make silly faux pas' like failing to realize that "Or Kill Me" is the section for passionate ranting. Sort of like Bring & Brag, but with more gland. By mistaking it for some kind of debate forum, you are merely making an ass of yourself.
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you
Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."
I meant no disrespect to you (The OP.)
This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?
You wouldn't, you're are absolutely right.
Many of us are friends who hang out or talk on the phone regularly IRL. Some of us have dated/are dating each other. Some of us are even related to each other. A lot of us who have never met mail things to each other, work on projects with each other, and email or text each other regularly. So your flippancy in saying "this is a forum, why would you let it bother you?" reveals a lot about how little you have bothered to learn about this place before posting.
Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.
:cuntpunch:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.
:cuntpunch:
This Mr. Rogers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Bwsweep.jpg/220px-Bwsweep.jpg)
Quote from: Fuquad on January 20, 2010, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.
:cuntpunch:
This Mr. Rogers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Bwsweep.jpg/220px-Bwsweep.jpg)
jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.
I would like to see the entire list, please.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:31:28 AM
jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.
Why?
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers, cause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining. So yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so now I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
Something else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it. New Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and that is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead. Now that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...
Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.
:crankey:
Well, I just read the OP so I apologize if this facet was covered but I thought it worked real well. It had that rawness that was just UNG! in your FACE. Its a bit unlike those more constructed rants. It's like GODDAMN I FUCKING FELT THIS WAY TOO MOTHERFUCKER. Today even...it's comforting to know I'm not alone.
:mittens:
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
:mittens:
Not if I get you first, kid.
You're getting old, we'll just see if you're rickety bones can keep up.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:47:43 AM
You're getting old, we'll just see if you're rickety bones can keep up.
Why, you snot-nosed little punk! :tgrr:
(waves cane menacingly)
(coughs consumptively)
:gheyforum:
At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me, you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me,
So far as you know.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.
I'd prefer that I be eaten.
In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.
Chester?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 03:54:53 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
At least I'm young and have many good years ahead of me,
So far as you know.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.
I'd prefer that I be eaten.
In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.
God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.
Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 03:57:09 AM
Chester?
Her old guinea pig. It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions. Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:59:23 AM
God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.
I have diseases rats WISH they had.
Seriously. Bits fall off of me when I move too quickly, and I bleed through my skin sometimes. I've got scabs on my friggin' EYEBALLS.
And if you don't eat at least a quarter pound Roger burger, you get NOTHING.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 03:59:58 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 03:57:09 AM
Chester?
Her old guinea pig. It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions. Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.
Christ.
Oh? This your daughter!
HI Roger Daughter! When you go on your killing spree, i'd be most honored to be your first (hell i'll even take a close 7th).
Burns,
Will learn to read entire threads one day.
Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 04:02:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 03:59:58 AM
Quote from: Burns on January 20, 2010, 03:57:09 AM
Chester?
Her old guinea pig. It was a hideous thing, all covered in tumors and lesions. Think of a 4 legged Teddy Kennedy.
Christ.
Oh? This your daughter!
HI Roger Daughter! When you go on your killing spree, i'd be most honored to be your first (hell i'll even take a close 7th).
Burns,
Will learn to read entire threads one day.
Yes, this is my daughter, and your future Rain God, when she finally kills me to take my spot.
It's a family tradition. Well, a brand new one.
I just read this thread.
Roger, I have occasionally been naive enough to wonder if your hate for humanity was just a diverting ruse. Reading the things your progeny wrote have utterly disabused me of this comforting lie.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 03:54:53 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.
I'd prefer that I be eaten.
In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.
Hell yeah. That's my plan for after my death. Also, I want a roger burger, I'm ok with getting nothing in your will in exchange, I just wanna see what pure hatred tastes like.
It tastes like partially subliminated earwax.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Roger, you've created a monster. Well done! :mittens:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:59:23 AM
God no. You're diseased like a rat. For all I know, you could have a double life in the sewers with your secret rat family.
We got an entire subforum dedicated to Discordian Recipes. There has to be something we can use.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 20, 2010, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Roger, you've created a monster. Well done! :mittens:
Like father, like daughter. And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.
Or so she SAYS. :rogpipe:
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 20, 2010, 04:28:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 03:54:53 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:52:02 AM
you'll most likely disintergrate in a few years. Don't worry, we'll bury your remains next Chester.
I'd prefer that I be eaten.
In fact, nobody gets a damn thing in my will unless they have at least one Roger Burger.
Hell yeah. That's my plan for after my death. Also, I want a roger burger, I'm ok with getting nothing in your will in exchange, I just wanna see what pure hatred tastes like.
Victory. It tastes like victory.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 20, 2010, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Roger, you've created a monster. Well done! :mittens:
Like father, like daughter. And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.
Or so she SAYS. :rogpipe:
I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. :D
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 20, 2010, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Roger, you've created a monster. Well done! :mittens:
Like father, like daughter. And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.
Or so she SAYS. :rogpipe:
I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. :D
This is healthy family dynamics? :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 01:15:48 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 12:05:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 20, 2010, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:45:05 AM
My "Must Destroy" List.
1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
Roger, you've created a monster. Well done! :mittens:
Like father, like daughter. And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.
Or so she SAYS. :rogpipe:
I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. :D
This is healthy family dynamics? :x
For us, then yes, yes it is.
Well, at least you all are happy. I suppose.
Its like the Adams family, they were happy. They are cool!
The Adams family is full of amazing and win.
Yes. :D
Took me a while to actually get around to reading this and the thread. Nice job on the rant. It's pure unadulterated hatred. Keep it up.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. :D
Prediction: TGG will be one cold hearted super-bitch femme fatale ice queen when she's all growed up.
She won't stop at Roger. She'll get Cram on his dialysis machine (we all know his diabetes rage stems from the fact that he is himself secretly diabetic). She'll get LMNO at the sperm donor bank (not depositing, collecting). She'll get Richter as he kneels for "prayer" in a .... "chapel" of his own design.
And many many more.
And ALL of them will deserve it, for a given value of deserve.
100% awesome on the OP rant. I endorse Hateshit: The Next Generation
Quote from: Payne on January 21, 2010, 12:22:08 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 11:36:04 PM
I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. :D
Prediction: TGG will be one cold hearted super-bitch femme fatale ice queen when she's all growed up.
She won't stop at Roger. She'll get Cram on his dialysis machine (we all know his diabetes rage stems from the fact that he is himself secretly diabetic). She'll get LMNO at the sperm donor bank (not depositing, collecting). She'll get Richter as he kneels for "prayer" in a .... "chapel" of his own design.
And many many more.
And ALL of them will deserve it, for a given value of deserve.
:lulz: and :mittens:, TGG! Great first hateshitting rant. Rog is right to be proud!
jes, he should be proud and afraid at the same time. :lulz:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 31, 2010, 01:41:19 AM
jes, he should be proud and afraid at the same time. :lulz:
I am proud, yet unafraid. As you say, I have 10 years before you can afford to kill me.
Instead of a Roger Burger, would eating a Roger Taco be okay? :lulz:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 12, 2010, 11:16:12 PM
Instead of a Roger Burger, would eating a Roger Taco be okay? :lulz:
I am not totally comfortable with the idea of a Roger taco. :x
note: just read the OP and that was quite nice. too many teenagers are too fucking emo and just whiney littl eslags that lay about and do nothing. Glad to see some angst and RRAAWRRRR!
"RRAAWRRRR!" is mah favorite word!