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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2010, 06:39:14 PM

Title: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2010, 06:39:14 PM
Sorry, guys: I'm removing everything that I am submitting for publication. Not to be a jerk, just to cover my ass.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2010, 06:42:24 PM
That's just a first draft, I think it needs to be expanded a bit.

I am also stewing around "When Mommy Can't Sleep."
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Nast on January 17, 2010, 09:26:06 PM
Man, that was depressing. :horrormirth:

"Sometimes, Mommy can't sleep.

So she asks me to pour her a glass of wine."
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 17, 2010, 09:43:53 PM
 :lulz: Thanks, it's what I do.

"When Mommy Can't Sleep" starts out,

When Mommy can't sleep, she tosses and turns a lot.

Sometimes, when Mommy can't sleep, she cries. I can hear her through the wall.

When I asked her, she said she was crying because she was so frustrated about not being able to fall asleep.

When Mommy can't sleep, sometimes she gets up and sits on the porch.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Captain Utopia on January 17, 2010, 11:33:36 PM
Wow! Maybe it's just all the childrens books I've been reading lately, but this stuff really resonates and then leaves me feeling slightly stunned. But I can't stop reading it regardless. Awesome work.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: NotPublished on January 17, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Oh my god that made me sad argh
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 17, 2010, 11:43:01 PM
 :sad:  geh


well written, i like it, but i'm sad now.

maybe i'm getting c lose to menopause. i'm sad at everything lately.

"the soap bubble popped and now it's DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! WHAAAAAAAA"
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:44:45 PM
"Just-So Stories for a New Century."

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is chewing the rotten remains of his arms off.  Well done.

TGRR,
Knows we have to traumatize the little bastards if they're to have any chance at all.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
We need a "hollow laugh" smiley.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
We need a "hollow laugh" smiley.

I have just the thing, but it will have to wait until I get home.
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2010, 05:20:52 PM
Someone get this shit out of my thread.

EDIT:  Done.

- Roger
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Freeky on January 18, 2010, 05:29:38 PM
 :mittens:
Title: Re: Sometimes, Mommy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:32:35 PM
Thanks TGRR!  :)