I have decided to post my weekly letters to Harry Reid here, beginning with today's effort:
QuoteDear Senator Reid (or whichever underpaid staffer gets stuck with this):
I am writing to ask you just what the hell you waterheads in the legislative branch are smoking. What the hell is this crap about full-body scanners? It's not like travel is ridiculous enough, what with having to take your shoes off or that stupid SSSS rubbish.
This country is supposed to be the land of the brave, but you, as a group, are encouraging the most rancid cowardice it has ever been my misfortune to see in my long and sorry life. And why? Because some incompetent terrorist burnt his johnson off?
The only conclusion I can reach is that you all have terminal syphilis, or perhaps there is something in the water in DC that smashes your chromosomes flat...or maybe it's just all the 6 martini lunches that you representatives of the people are so famous for.
Is this something sinister, or just more kowtowing to the GOP minority? These people are not your friends, Senator, and they make no bones about it...so why the never-ending ass-kissing in the name of "bipartisanship"?
No, Senator Reid, they openly jeer at you, and yet your party continues to try to BE them, and have thus turned into a collection of losers and freaks that will hopefully be in the unemployment line come next election day, along with the constituents which you have sold down the river with your endless whoring.
Okay for now,
Dr Hamish Howl
More to follow.
:mittens:
I laughed. Unfortunately, I suspect the unpaid staffers never bump these upstairs.
Cain,
one time unpaid staffer
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 01:51:53 PM
I laughed. Unfortunately, I suspect the unpaid staffers never bump these upstairs.
Cain,
one time unpaid staffer
Hence the modified salutation.
:lulz:
Novelty to catch attention and spread dissension, nice!
:mittens: Might not get bumped, but they'll be talking about you in the staffers' lounge.
God damn hell yes.
Quote from: Felix on January 20, 2010, 06:45:42 AM
God damn hell yes.
If you go to his web page, you can write him, too!
He'd even bother with out of state messages?
Quote from: Felix on January 20, 2010, 07:32:38 PM
He'd even bother with out of state messages?
No, and he says so on his website.
But that doesn't stop me. If I can't torment him, I can at least give his staffers a giggle.
It will get bumped.
If I were a terrorist i'd wait untill they pack people into the holding pens security queue while their 'safety' is assured, then detonate.