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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 04:04:43 PM

Title: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 04:04:43 PM
Per the recent vulnerability announcement from Microsoft (here's some symptoms to help id it if you have a problem).

Evidence of Remote Code Execution (the specific vulnerability called out in the advisory):

·         Account lockout policies are being tripped.

·         Automatic Updates, Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS), Windows Defender, and Error Reporting Services are disabled.

·         Domain controllers respond slowly to client requests.

·         The network is congested.

·         Various security-related Web sites cannot be accessed.

·         Various security-related tools will not run.

·         In some cases, you may see svchost.exe crashes in module netapi32.dll.  This will only occur if the attack fails, however.



Not a joke or Snopes, this is just your run of the mill new virus bullshit. Thought it might be useful for the IT geeks among us.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: 0 on January 18, 2010, 04:15:03 PM
Wow, what a pile of horseshit this be.

Watch yer internets melt away, ye scurvy spags.

Linux be better, me says...yarrrrghhh!


(http://www.classic-pirates.com/images/frontpage/rocko-internet-piracy.jpg)
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:33:18 PM
You don't even have Linux. STFU.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: The Johnny on January 18, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 04:04:43 PM
Per the recent vulnerability announcement from Microsoft (here's some symptoms to help id it if you have a problem).

Evidence of Remote Code Execution (the specific vulnerability called out in the advisory):

·         Account lockout policies are being tripped.

·         Automatic Updates, Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS), Windows Defender, and Error Reporting Services are disabled.

·         Domain controllers respond slowly to client requests.

·         The network is congested.

·         Various security-related Web sites cannot be accessed.

·         Various security-related tools will not run.

·         In some cases, you may see svchost.exe crashes in module netapi32.dll.  This will only occur if the attack fails, however.



Not a joke or Snopes, this is just your run of the mill new virus bullshit. Thought it might be useful for the IT geeks among us.

:walken: :fishhook: :zombie: :crankey: :crankey: :nuke: :cramstipated:

THATS WHAT I HAD ALL THRU LAST MONTH GODDAMIT AND NWO THE SECURITY COMMUNITY FIGURES IT OUT !!!!???? FUCK THEM IN THE BUTT !!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAD TO FORMAT TWO COMPUTERS
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 07:20:33 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 18, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 04:04:43 PM
Per the recent vulnerability announcement from Microsoft (here's some symptoms to help id it if you have a problem).

Evidence of Remote Code Execution (the specific vulnerability called out in the advisory):

·         Account lockout policies are being tripped.

·         Automatic Updates, Background Intelligent Transfer Service (BITS), Windows Defender, and Error Reporting Services are disabled.

·         Domain controllers respond slowly to client requests.

·         The network is congested.

·         Various security-related Web sites cannot be accessed.

·         Various security-related tools will not run.

·         In some cases, you may see svchost.exe crashes in module netapi32.dll.  This will only occur if the attack fails, however.



Not a joke or Snopes, this is just your run of the mill new virus bullshit. Thought it might be useful for the IT geeks among us.

:walken: :fishhook: :zombie: :crankey: :crankey: :nuke: :cramstipated:

THATS WHAT I HAD ALL THRU LAST MONTH GODDAMIT AND NWO THE SECURITY COMMUNITY FIGURES IT OUT !!!!???? FUCK THEM IN THE BUTT !!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAD TO FORMAT TWO COMPUTERS

They're tagging this as a zero day attack... maybe you got the early beta preview of it.  :lulz:
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 18, 2010, 07:51:45 PM
Is that this announcement? http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/advisory/979352.mspx

Or if not, what is the vector of attack?
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 18, 2010, 09:11:27 PM
Quote from: GA on January 18, 2010, 07:51:45 PM
Is that this announcement? http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/advisory/979352.mspx

Or if not, what is the vector of attack?

Yep that's it.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Remington on January 19, 2010, 12:13:45 AM
What's Internet Explorer? It is some kind of third-party rip-off of Firefox or Chrome?
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Freeky on January 19, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
I can't tell if you're being facetious or not, Remmy.

YUO MADE ME LOOK STUFF UP FOR NOTHING, PROBABLY!!! :argh!:
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Remington on January 19, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
I can't tell if you're being facetious or not, Remmy.
Maaaaaybe.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
YUO MADE ME LOOK STUFF UP FOR NOTHING, PROBABLY!!! :argh!:
IT'S THE ONLY WAY YUO WILL EVER LEARN
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Freeky on January 19, 2010, 04:55:07 AM
Quote from: Remington on January 19, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
I can't tell if you're being facetious or not, Remmy.
Maaaaaybe.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 19, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
YUO MADE ME LOOK STUFF UP FOR NOTHING, PROBABLY!!! :argh!:
IT'S THE ONLY WAY YUO WILL EVER LEARN
YUO MADE ME LEARNING!  :argh!:
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Fact:  My windows box that I was using for the big screen shat the bed yesterday.  Now I have to put linux on it.  Luckily I was expecting this to happen, and I save all my movies, music, software, and image macros on a separate hard drive. 
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Triple Zero on January 20, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Fact:  My windows box that I was using for the big screen shat the bed yesterday.  Now I have to put linux on it.  Luckily I was expecting this to happen, and I save all my movies, music, software, and image macros on a separate hard drive. 

protip: do not OS and Data on the same logical disk.

not that I take my own advice, but I really should.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Requia ☣ on January 20, 2010, 09:52:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 20, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Fact:  My windows box that I was using for the big screen shat the bed yesterday.  Now I have to put linux on it.  Luckily I was expecting this to happen, and I save all my movies, music, software, and image macros on a separate hard drive. 

protip: do not OS and Data on the same logical disk.

not that I take my own advice, but I really should.

This.  It drives me insane trying to set Windows up that way with any level of transparency though.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Jasper on January 21, 2010, 05:58:28 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 20, 2010, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 19, 2010, 05:24:55 AM
Fact:  My windows box that I was using for the big screen shat the bed yesterday.  Now I have to put linux on it.  Luckily I was expecting this to happen, and I save all my movies, music, software, and image macros on a separate hard drive. 

protip: do not OS and Data on the same logical disk.

not that I take my own advice, but I really should.

I said they're separate.

Oh, but it turns out the backup HD had bad sectors and the boot drive got fucked somehow on top of it.  I was able to put ubuntu on it and save my music and ebooks.
Title: Re: If you're running Microsoft Windoze
Post by: Triple Zero on January 21, 2010, 12:53:40 PM
it was a general protip for everybody!