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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM

Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 05:54:59 AM
"Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

I kept telling the president it was the smallest I ever saw, but he didn't beleive me.  That's why I am a lesbian now, I swear, it was only this big.


Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 18, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 05:54:59 AM
"Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

I kept telling the president it was the smallest I ever saw, but he didn't beleive me.  That's why I am a lesbian now, I swear, it was only this big.


Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?

Who left the door open and let this back in?  :argh!:
Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
I was only admin to keep Lunacie from getting Roger banned, I went through the posts from MW and showed the admins what she had done previously.  Then something happened when I was offline and I haven't sorted it all out yet. 

I think Bethra is tired enough from the MS, nothing on the internet is going to compre to that.
Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 04:56:16 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
I was only admin to keep Lunacie from getting Roger banned, I went through the posts from MW and showed the admins what she had done previously.  Then something happened when I was offline and I haven't sorted it all out yet. 

I think Bethra is tired enough from the MS, nothing on the internet is going to compre to that.

You're a lying sack of shit.  GTFO.  The last thing we need is the board being stirrred by some fucking crackhead from Flint.

Jesus fucking H Christ.
Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 18, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 05:54:59 AM
"Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

I kept telling the president it was the smallest I ever saw, but he didn't beleive me.  That's why I am a lesbian now, I swear, it was only this big.


Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?

Who left the door open and let this back in?  :argh!:

Unlike the policies this fat lump of shit endorsed back in the day, we don't ban people to win arguments or because we don't like them.

All I know is that disgusting cow did her level best to make me miserable at a time when I was susceptable to that sort of thing.  (For example, when I left EB&G, she spammed up the rants section with polls, because I hadn't allowed her to post her stupid fucking polls in the content section).

I put her on the same level as Hugh and Fomenter.  Seeing her here is like opening the bathroom door and finding a rabid pig between you and the toilet. 
Title: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2010, 05:03:48 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
I was only admin to keep Lunacie from getting Roger banned, I went through the posts from MW and showed the admins what she had done previously.  Then something happened when I was offline and I haven't sorted it all out yet. 

I think Bethra is tired enough from the MS, nothing on the internet is going to compre to that.

Your revisionism is tedious and pathetic.  I recall you had plenty of time to hang around and make apologist arguments for Roger's banning, not to mention my own.  It was also within your power to reverse such decisions, and yet you did not do so.

Seriously, just GTFO.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 05:54:59 AM
"Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

I kept telling the president it was the smallest I ever saw, but he didn't beleive me.  That's why I am a lesbian now, I swear, it was only this big.


Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?

This is my guess.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2010, 05:14:15 PM
Or it could be that Questing Spirits is utterly dead (only two posts this decade).
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 05:18:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 05:14:15 PM
Or it could be that Questing Spirits is utterly dead (only two posts this decade).

Yeah, well, let's let Eldora find another crowd to shit stir for.  EB&G doesn't want her, either. 

What gave her the notion she'd be welcome here - after all the shit she caused - is totally beyond me.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 18, 2010, 05:30:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 18, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 05:54:59 AM
"Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey"

I kept telling the president it was the smallest I ever saw, but he didn't beleive me.  That's why I am a lesbian now, I swear, it was only this big.


Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?

Who left the door open and let this back in?  :argh!:

Unlike the policies this fat lump of shit endorsed back in the day, we don't ban people to win arguments or because we don't like them.

All I know is that disgusting cow did her level best to make me miserable at a time when I was susceptable to that sort of thing.  (For example, when I left EB&G, she spammed up the rants section with polls, because I hadn't allowed her to post her stupid fucking polls in the content section).

I put her on the same level as Hugh and Fomenter.  Seeing her here is like opening the bathroom door and finding a rabid pig between you and the toilet. 

I remember when all that shit happened.  It was completely fucked up.

I have no use for her or her bullshit.  She is already clogging up good threads with her manure.

You would think people would recognize where they aren't welcome, but then again there are those who thrive on the abuse so....

It's just one of those WTF kind of things.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.

Oh sweet, it's gone? Thank you!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Dysnomia on January 18, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
HAI I'M A CRACKHEAD MOM GOTTA SEND KIDS TO SCHOOL WITH FLIP FLOPS AND NO HAT IN THE SNOW BECAUSE I AM GONNA GO SMOKE SOME CRACK



BRBCRACK
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.

Oh sweet, it's gone? Thank you!

No sweat.  I was really hoping you'd ask me to, simply because I can't tolerating reading her gibberish.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 18, 2010, 06:41:20 PM
WHHHHHHHY IS SHE BACK  :x
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 18, 2010, 06:41:20 PM
WHHHHHHHY IS SHE BACK  :x

She killed the board she was adminning on, so she's come back to talk to all her friends!   :lulz:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:44:13 PM
So, i've heard her name bandied about a few times, but didn't know the story...
Is she really a crack head mother?
like, for realz?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: hooplala on January 18, 2010, 06:45:18 PM
OH GOOD CHRIST.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:45:45 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:44:13 PM
So, i've heard her name bandied about a few times, but didn't know the story...
Is she really a crack head mother?
like, for realz?

No, she's just Jerry Springer material, who dogs on crackheads because they're the only people she can perceive as being lower on the feeding chain than she is.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
oh, good.
Springer material is just what this board needs....

speaking of people that thrive on abuse, whatever happened to wade?
just faded away?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:52:20 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
oh, good.
Springer material is just what this board needs....

speaking of people that thrive on abuse, whatever happened to wade?
just faded away?

He was banned, IIRC.  He eventually faded away on IRC.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:53:36 PM
banned?
how'd he manage that?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:53:36 PM
banned?
how'd he manage that?

Not sure/can't remember.  I think it was for stalking.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 18, 2010, 06:57:00 PM
Same boat as Iptuous here. I've heard dark rumors, and now I'm seeing this monstrosity rise out of the depths, an ancient legend from darker times... kind of like the Balrog of Morgoth, only made of fail and stupidity (despite never having crossed paths with her before, she proved her dim wit in a stunning three posts) instead of fire and darkness.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:53:36 PM
banned?
how'd he manage that?

Not sure/can't remember.  I think it was for stalking.

I think he outed a troll from here.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 18, 2010, 06:57:00 PM
Same boat as Iptuous here. I've heard dark rumors, and now I'm seeing this monstrosity rise out of the depths, an ancient legend from darker times... kind of like the Balrog of Morgoth, only made of fail and stupidity (despite never having crossed paths with her before, she proved her dim wit in a stunning three posts) instead of fire and darkness.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:53:36 PM
banned?
how'd he manage that?

Not sure/can't remember.  I think it was for stalking.

I think he outed a troll from here.


Can't remember, and his last username wasn't "Wade", so I can't look up why he was banned, unless anyone remembers his last handle.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Dysnomia on January 18, 2010, 07:02:00 PM
I have heard of Eldora on both boards, but have barely encountered.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 18, 2010, 07:02:00 PM
I have heard of Eldora on both boards, but have barely encountered.

Think of her as the iceberg in Titanic, only bigger, with shitty skin, and an opinion on EVERYTHING, which she gets from her "hubby" and passes on to you.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Cain on January 18, 2010, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.

Oh sweet, it's gone? Thank you!

What did she do?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.

Oh sweet, it's gone? Thank you!

What did she do?

Tried to "improve" Nigel's childrens' book with her matronly wisdom.

Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 18, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
I was only admin to keep Lunacie from getting Roger banned, I went through the posts from MW and showed the admins what she had done previously.  Then something happened when I was offline and I haven't sorted it all out yet.  

I think Bethra is tired enough from the MS, nothing on the internet is going to compre to that.

what in the ever-loving fuck do you think you are doing here? GTFO of my website and never come back. ever.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Dysnomia on January 18, 2010, 07:21:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 18, 2010, 06:27:56 PM
Thanks for deleting her shit out of Nigel's children's book thread. I nearly went apeshit on her.

Oh sweet, it's gone? Thank you!

What did she do?

Tried to "improve" Nigel's childrens' book with her matronly wisdom.



hence my IMACRACKHEADMOTHER post.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: AFK on January 18, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
I dunno about anyone else, but I'd rather have AKK back. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 18, 2010, 08:23:54 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 18, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
I was only admin to keep Lunacie from getting Roger banned, I went through the posts from MW and showed the admins what she had done previously.  Then something happened when I was offline and I haven't sorted it all out yet. 

I think Bethra is tired enough from the MS, nothing on the internet is going to compre to that.

what in the ever-loving fuck do you think you are doing here? GTFO of my website and never come back. ever.

bumped because I want this post on every page of this thread.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Fuquad on January 18, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 18, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
I dunno about anyone else, but I'd rather have AKK back. 
I'd rather have a good poster back.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: AFK on January 18, 2010, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on January 18, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 18, 2010, 07:32:53 PM
I dunno about anyone else, but I'd rather have AKK back. 
I'd rather have a good poster back.

Oh sure.  Nothing would please me more than having LHX back full time.  No knocks against anyone else, but TFY,S just isn't the same without him and his style. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: AFK on January 18, 2010, 10:34:04 PM
Of course, this is coming from someone who is probably about to become just a prolific a poster as LHX starting tomorrow. 
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Jasper on January 19, 2010, 12:25:30 AM
I only have five days off a week.  If I can make time, SO CAN YOU.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 19, 2010, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 18, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Oh Goddamnit.

There goes the neighbourhood.  What happened Eldora, did Mothra and Bethra finally get tired of you as well?
Blah blah, lol mah hubbie, blah. (insert excessive emoticons)

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/fnordiscordia/GodDamnyShesNasty2.jpg?t=1263886197)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: the last yatto on January 19, 2010, 08:17:05 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 18, 2010, 06:41:20 PM
WHHHHHHHY IS SHE BACK  :x

sent by Uncle BadTouch to annoy the crap out of us?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED ELDORA FAIL THREAD
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 19, 2010, 09:38:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 04:59:01 PMSeeing her here is like opening the bathroom door and finding a rabid pig between you and the toilet. 

This is the best thing that has ever been said in the history of the written word. English ovar! :lulz: