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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:21:38 AM

Title: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:21:38 AM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5hCRoATloJDr4ZHghsCBCUSJhKpPw
:asshat:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 03:27:01 AM
OSHIT IMA DIE  :x

- currently sitting
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Freeky on January 21, 2010, 03:30:08 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.

:argh!: YUO HAS COMFORTABLE NOT KILLING CHAIR, YUO CHEATER!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:33:13 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 03:30:08 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 03:28:44 AM
I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.

:argh!: YUO HAS COMFORTABLE NOT KILLING CHAIR, YUO CHEATER!

You have no idea how comfortable my office chairs are.

Yeah, chairs. Plural.

My office office chair is fucking awesome.

My home office chair is even more awesome.

I also have 4 flights of stairs about 10 feet from my office door and very long hallways I can run  up and down at my leisure without anyone questioning me about it. I also have a hammock at work. My employer paid for it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Freeky on January 21, 2010, 03:38:11 AM
JEALOUSY!!!! :argh!:

Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 03:40:03 AM
HAMMOCK??!?!?!?!?!?! assbag
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Freeky on January 21, 2010, 03:42:21 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 21, 2010, 03:40:03 AM
HAMMOCK??!?!?!?!?!?! assbag

I was gonna call him a whore.  :)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:42:45 AM
 :lulz:

They also furnished an espresso machine.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 03:43:43 AM
WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT  :crankey: :crankey: :crankey:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:46:35 AM
...this would probably be a bad time to bring up the 42" LCD, parking spot and sound systems...
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2010, 03:47:24 AM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Rumckle on January 21, 2010, 03:48:49 AM
A hammock!?

Who do you work for?
This Guy?
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1331/33/n70561040283_2464.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Freeky on January 21, 2010, 03:49:12 AM
No more 'gonna' about it, I am calling you a whore now!  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 03:56:25 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 21, 2010, 03:48:49 AM
A hammock!?

Who do you work for?
This Guy?
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1331/33/n70561040283_2464.jpg)

...actually, that's not too far off.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Jasper on January 21, 2010, 04:39:20 AM
YOU LIVE LIKE A KING

THAT IS AWESOME

I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY DOGS
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:57:20 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 21, 2010, 04:39:20 AM
YOU LIVE LIKE A KING

THAT IS AWESOME

I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY DOGS

...that reminds me of a funny story about a Vietnamese restaurant...
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Cain on January 21, 2010, 10:12:35 AM
QuoteResearch is preliminary, but several studies suggest people who spend most of their days sitting are more likely to be fat, have a heart attack or even die.

This is, like, one of those joke articles, right?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: The Johnny on January 21, 2010, 02:16:00 PM

Thats why when i read, browse the internets or work on a 10 page essay, i damn well do it standing up.

-JohNyx,
  knows that sitting is for fatties.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 21, 2010, 03:12:28 PM
Slanket - Is your company hiring??  :evil:
Title: Re: BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 21, 2010, 04:32:55 PM
No, and most of the departments are not like this. The guy who heads this one is just all kinds of awesome.