good news: i figured out why the "brake" warning light came on in my truck
bad news: my brake lights don't work
bad news: this thread had zero replies
good news: now it has one
bad news: Pope Benedict Ratthinggy resigns
good news: he can never resign from discordian popedom
Bad news. Writing letter to the pope calling him joey isnt as funny. Worse news. Wont have new address. Better news. New pope to hassle. Best news his name might be mortimer.
Good news: my car still runs. Bad news: it was hit by a school bus.
Bad news: That really sucks
Good news: I'm going to stop stating the obvious.
Good news: totally redid the room my cat likes to hide in after hours of hard labor
Bad news: cat doesn't recognize it and won't go in there anymore
Good news: Calculus makes sense
Bad news: Early 20th century poetry is being inflicted upon me
Good news: I'm full
Bad news: of diarrhea
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2013, 04:33:30 AM
Good news: I'm full
Bad news: of diarrhea
:spittake:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Good news: It's snowing!
Bad News: I need to drive a front wheel drive car back from england on sunday
Quote from: MMIX on February 11, 2013, 11:11:24 AM
bad news: Pope Benedict Ratthinggy resigns
good news: he can never resign from discordian popedom
You know, now I come to think about it, I think I might have got that completely the wrong way round.
good news: the drug thread is dead
bad news: i'm still here
even worse news: i'm giddy in love and am going to be even more annoying
good news: some day I will die
bad news: FUCK YOU I AINT NEVAR GONNA DIE!