Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:42:26 AM

Title: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:42:26 AM
Subject #1  College bar will not serve quintuple whisky...  FUCK THIS SHIT!  Must remember to pressure less experienced barstaff into it...

Subject #2  The whole academic system is bullshit, I handed in the dullest essay ever two days ago, I'm betting it gets a better mark than the actually interesting essay I wrote 2 months ago.  I mean, its like I get shat on for actually thinking about the subject the write-up is relevant to.  Who the fuck marks you down for that?  This system is bullshit.  Currently, I am thoroughly unimpressed with this.  Maybe I expected too much from this uni lark...  I guess I was expecting "them" to actually reward something approaching more original thinking, but it seems like just the same bullshit that I put up with at school.

I mean, I'm not above playing the system, I'll jump through the hoops for the benefit later on, but its still shit.  To me, it seems like the whole system teaches you to blindly follow a completely abitrary set of rules for some imaginary pay off.  Is that really what education is?

Subject #3  Lady Biscuit is far away, this is very saddening.

On the Bright Side:  There was a sale on tiger bread and hummous and hippy tea (read as herbal) today, so I went fucking mental, now my face is full of tasty.

x

An irritated but hopeful,
Roaring Biscuit

EDIT:

Also:

Amsterdam in Feb for cheapish or Portland in Summer?  hmmm...  Or neither and being able to eat next year... decisions, decisions...
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2010, 12:59:31 AM
Portland in summer.  It's the new mecca for Discordians.
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Payne on January 23, 2010, 01:12:30 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:42:26 AM
Subject #1  College bar will not serve quintuple whisky...  FUCK THIS SHIT!  Must remember to pressure less experienced barstaff into it...

Two doubles, with a whiskey chaser. Who cares how many glasses it comes in?
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Jasper on January 23, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
Why won't they give it to you?  Isn't it their JOB to get you drunk?
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 23, 2010, 01:24:57 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 23, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
Why won't they give it to you?  Isn't it their JOB to get you drunk?

College bars are retarded.  I ordered Glenfiddich 12 year (not a great scotch, but the only single malt they had) at my Commencement Ball.  I ordered it neat, they gave it to me on the rocks, then asked me what I wanted to mix it with.  I looked at her and said "It's scotch," to which she replied "We aren't allowed to serve anyone alcohol without mixing it with something."  There being a 20 minute long line behind me, she let me go, with my fucking ice-ruined scotch in hand, thankfully not further ruined by Coke.

Fuck university bars.

Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Payne on January 23, 2010, 01:41:20 AM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 23, 2010, 01:24:57 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 23, 2010, 01:13:40 AM
Why won't they give it to you?  Isn't it their JOB to get you drunk?

College bars are retarded.  I ordered Glenfiddich 12 year (not a great scotch, but the only single malt they had) at my Commencement Ball.  I ordered it neat, they gave it to me on the rocks, then asked me what I wanted to mix it with.  I looked at her and said "It's scotch," to which she replied "We aren't allowed to serve anyone alcohol without mixing it with something."  There being a 20 minute long line behind me, she let me go, with my fucking ice-ruined scotch in hand, thankfully not further ruined by Coke.

Fuck university bars.



This is why you should drink Bells. Your standards are WAAAAAAAY too high.
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 23, 2010, 01:53:42 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 23, 2010, 01:41:20 AM
This is why you should drink Bells. Your standards are WAAAAAAAY too high.

What the heck's a Bells?  Over here Glenfiddich 12 is priced equivalently to pretty damn good bourbon, so I'd rather go with the latter given the choice.
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 23, 2010, 05:15:16 AM
Bells Hopslam is pretty good
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:07:59 PM
all they sell is jack daniels....   :x
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on January 23, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:07:59 PM
all they sell is jack daniels....   :x

Transfer to another university.
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Suu on January 23, 2010, 04:15:11 PM
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 23, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:07:59 PM
all they sell is jack daniels....   :x

Transfer to another university.

Seconded. That is unacceptable.
Title: Re: In which I say loads of shit...
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 23, 2010, 04:26:27 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on January 23, 2010, 12:42:26 AM
To me, it seems like the whole system teaches you to blindly follow a completely abitrary set of rules for some imaginary pay off.  Is that really what education is?

Yes.