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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on January 25, 2010, 09:50:01 AM

Title: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Cain on January 25, 2010, 09:50:01 AM
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,673238,00.html

QuoteWhy do some clubbers shake it like a Polaroid picture while others prefer to perch on a bar stool? British psychologist Peter Lovatt, who has conducted rigorous field work in nightclubs, believes he can explain why some booty shaking is hot -- and some is not. It's all about your hormones.

The people next to the bar are clutching their drinks tightly. A little closer to the dance floor, people are swaying to the beat and nodding their heads, while under the disco ball others are letting loose, showing creativity and coordination -- or at least trying to.

It's a familiar scene in every disco. But what exactly happens to us when the beat kicks in? Why are some folks bursting with confidence on the dance floor, when others appear to be stuck to their barstools? And perhaps most importantly: What dance styles are most likely to find you a potential mate?

If the article is tl;dr (I do suggest reading it, if only for the story of "Dr. Dance") and you just wanna know how to work it best, advice is this: men do complex moves, women do subtle ones. 

The bit about dance confidence is pretty interesting, too.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 10:18:19 AM
That was a very interesting article!

No wonder why I can't pick up on the dance floor :x
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: MMIX on January 25, 2010, 10:37:26 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 25, 2010, 09:50:01 AM
As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting

We demand video of great dance commander Cain  . . . also Dr Dance = fascinating story
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Lies on January 25, 2010, 10:41:51 AM
Yeah, I could have told you all that  :wink:

-Lysergic, never embarrassed to skitz out on the dance floor.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: the last yatto on January 25, 2010, 10:46:46 AM
 :barstool:  :argh!:
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2010, 05:03:30 PM
IT WOULD BE AWESOME
IF WE COULD DANCE-A
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: President Television on January 25, 2010, 05:48:07 PM
Quote from: Yatto on January 25, 2010, 10:46:46 AM
:barstool:  :argh!:

BARSTOOL MY ASS!
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 05:50:44 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 10:18:19 AM
That was a very interesting article!

No wonder why I can't pick up on the dance floor :x

Lies.  It is a well-known fact that all Gay men are great dancers.

TGRR,
Gets his information straight from Hollywood movies.  Do not question it.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:46:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 05:50:44 PM
Lies.  It is a well-known fact that all Gay men are great dancers.

TGRR,
Gets his information straight from Hollywood movies.  Do not question it.
:lol:
I ain't dancing like no fag, you dig?

I'm usually too uncoordinated, cause by the time I'm dancing I don't even know WHAT I'm doing anymore.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 26, 2010, 01:13:13 AM
i cant dance  :sad: well...i WONT dance. until im properly drunk
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Payne on January 26, 2010, 01:16:15 AM
I am definitely one of the bar stool perchers.

~~~Payne: Causes Bad Things to happen when he starts makin' shapes.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 01:21:46 AM
I can never sit down, even though I can't (Or maybe I can, no ones told me anything  :x) dance I still love it. In the group I hang with we usually do our crappy home brewed moves if we aren't falling down - like The Michael Jackson, the Water Sprinkle, or the Elephant.

But my friend said my sexy dancing sucks (Thank god I only tried it once and that was with her). I did it in the mirror and could not stop laughing :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: ... and I think a couple of times I ended up being a mime.


---

Lets all go dancing :D We can make the Discord Dance style
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 26, 2010, 01:25:42 AM
Next time do the Carlton!

(http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/carltondance1.gif)
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 01:28:00 AM
That is hilarious!  :lol:
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Freeky on January 26, 2010, 01:55:04 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 26, 2010, 01:25:42 AM
Next time do the Carlton!

(http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/carltondance1.gif)

This looks like it takes more coordination than it would seem.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 26, 2010, 03:18:06 AM
I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 26, 2010, 01:55:04 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 26, 2010, 01:25:42 AM
Next time do the Carlton!

(http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/carltondance1.gif)

This looks like it takes more coordination than it would seem.

I can do it too!
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 26, 2010, 03:18:06 AM
I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE....
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 26, 2010, 08:01:53 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 26, 2010, 03:18:06 AM
I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*
I DEMAND VIDEO EVIDENCE!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Richter on January 26, 2010, 01:58:18 PM
Dance has nearly caused my death on several occasions.

1.  Performing the "Weapon of Choice", and forgetting I'm in a tub with curved sides
2.  Being spider - zombified in LARP and doing the "Thriller"
3.  Deciding to do the "Fett's Vette" in another shower, and accidentally slapping the hot water onto full blast.
4.  Adding "Saturday Night Fever", or Elvis moves into SCA dances.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:36:39 PM
You haven't lived until you danced the Gay Gordons to Sad but True by Metallica. But we're not allowed to do it in Bridge anymore.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 26, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
I'm a pretty good dancer, but I have to be in the mood.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2010, 04:37:27 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 25, 2010, 05:48:07 PM

BARSTOOL MY ASS!

put it this way i stood in place at both senior prom and freshman homecoming, i did dance at my wedding tho
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 11:30:30 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 11:37:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 11:30:30 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.

By dancing in it?
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 12:28:47 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 11:37:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 11:30:30 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: Nast on January 26, 2010, 04:05:01 AM
Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.

By dancing in it?

YES.  DULCIMER STOMP.  WIFF BOOTS.
Title: Re: As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting
Post by: Freeky on January 28, 2010, 02:43:15 AM
OK. THANK YOU SPIRITUAL ADVISER! I WILL GO PROPERLY ADMINISTER PUNISHMENT NAO.  :D