Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right? Wrong. It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row. This is inherently a good thing.
ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right? Wrong. It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row. This is inherently a good thing.
ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.
I want to see them drafted.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right? Wrong. It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row. This is inherently a good thing.
ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.
I want to see them drafted.
I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.
Quote from: Z³ on January 25, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right? Wrong. It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row. This is inherently a good thing.
ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.
I want to see them drafted.
I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.
No, seriously, I want to see some of these MBA pretty boys get thrown in the infantry.
:lulz:
Okay, a list is in order:
[edit 2]
Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service
What else?
I'd like to see them pay taxes, instead of getting gifts consisting of our tax money.
Dimo-
Never understood why anyone ever thought "Stimulus Checks" should go anywhere other than the citizens that are bearing the weight.
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:
Okay, a list is in order:
Eligibility for:
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service
What else?
Arrest and indefinite detention, under suspicion of terrorism (domestic included). This would, of course, include all corporate assets.
Quote from: dimo on January 25, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
I'd like to see them pay taxes, instead of getting gifts consisting of our tax money.
That's because you hate America, and kiss terrorists.
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:
Okay, a list is in order:
[edit 2]
Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service
What else?
GITMO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Z³ on January 25, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right? Wrong. It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row. This is inherently a good thing.
ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.
I want to see them drafted.
I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.
No, seriously, I want to see some of these MBA pretty boys get thrown in the infantry.
No not the people that work for the corporation, the actual corporation should be drafted.
Corporation can't show up for draft, since the USA is permanently at war thats draftdodging in wartime.
What''s the punishment for that again?
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:
Okay, a list is in order:
[edit 2]
Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service
What else?
Unauthorized biography.
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 08:21:59 PM
No not the people that work for the corporation, the actual corporation should be drafted.
Yes, and that includes the majority stockholders (ie, the board of directors).
Liability
If they are citizens, then they are liable. No more of this "limited liability" bullshit. Full responsibility for ALL actions.
corporations should be allowed to adopt
corporations should be allowed to get married, even to corporations of the same sex
they should go to jail if they break the law
they should have the right to bear arms
and most importantly, they should get to vote!
ETA: thread related (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23893.msg816310#msg816310)
Habeas Corporatus.
from facebook:
"If corporations are persons, then would corporate takeovers be considered slavery?"
So, AOL proposed to Time Warner, and they were in a poly marriage for a while, but then Time Warner divorced AOL. :lulz:
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:
Quote from: Cramulus on January 26, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
from facebook:
"If corporations are persons, then would corporate takeovers be considered slavery?"
I say we run with that, owning a corporation, or part of one, should be considered a crime.
I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart (whom we all know lurks on the board) read this thread the other day, given his skit with John Oliver about corporate discrimination.
Hi Jon. Hope you like the free jokes.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:
I like the idea of Get Well cards too :lulz:
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:
I'm in :D
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2010, 12:11:26 AM
I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart (whom we all know lurks on the board) read this thread the other day, given his skit with John Oliver about corporate discrimination.
THAT was epic.