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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 25, 2010, 10:10:24 PM

Title: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 25, 2010, 10:10:24 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/oral-sex-dictionary-ban-us-schools
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Cain on January 25, 2010, 10:12:34 PM
Oh man that is hilarious.

Reality is now the enemy of concerned "moral" people everywhere.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 10:15:04 PM
The curse of Grey face, they're taking life more seriously than life itself.
How do they make such a big article over it!

I nominate we ban the letter x for sounding similar to sex
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Dimocritus on January 25, 2010, 10:22:04 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: President Television on January 25, 2010, 10:36:11 PM
This is why I'm glad to not live in America.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
There was controversy here cause they banned kids from doibng cartwheels at a school (I think the local park to!), its probably the same anywhere
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Pariah on January 25, 2010, 11:14:06 PM
First it's looking up "Oral Sex" in the Dictionary and giggiling at it, then the natural progressive step is crack cocaine, prositutes, and jail time.

It's a slippery slope.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
YOU CAN'T SAY DICTIONARY WITHOUT SAYING DICK!! :argh!:
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
YOU CAN'T SAY DICTIONARY WITHOUT SAYING DICK!! :argh!:
OR ZION!!! WHICH MEANS JEW BUT ISN'T THE SAME WORD SO ITS INSULTING!!!!
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
dick zion hairy?

is that some kind of euphemism for oral sex?
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
dick zion hairy?

is that some kind of euphemism for oral sex?
jewish oral sex.
so its immoral, discriminatory and a thing people with the wrong values do.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:31:15 PM
hey be careful with the facetiousisms, there!
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with so I think its ok to keep as an example to warn the children.

Whats wrong with being feces :(
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with so I think its ok to keep as an example to warn the children.

Whats wrong with being feces :(
It makes you look like hitler, instantly killing the thread.


ETA: damn, did it again i think.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:41:04 PM
Hail Hitler!

Isn't inappropriate humour ment to be inappropriate?

(I think I must of missed something on the forums - something about facetious humour?)
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 25, 2010, 11:54:17 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:41:04 PM
Hail Hitler!

Isn't inappropriate humour ment to be inappropriate?

(I think I must of missed something on the forums - something about facetious humour?)
just me being facetious, TGRR misunderstanding it as me being serious, 000 being a good guy.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 12:04:39 AM
Ohhk, I won't dig in to it.

*edit* Oh wait found it LOL

... Hum, I'm a fairly facetious person to. From time to time that is.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on January 26, 2010, 03:05:28 AM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
dick zion hairy?

is that some kind of euphemism for oral sex?
jewish oral sex.
so its immoral, discriminatory and a thing people with the wrong values do.

That's immoyle.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: The Wizard on January 26, 2010, 03:23:16 AM
Ah. The good ole Censorship Snipe hunt. Time to go burn some books and protect Real Americatm from those intellectual commie fagots. Darn tootin!
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Storebrand on January 26, 2010, 05:02:58 AM
Good luck, Mr. Gorsky. 
:lulz:

Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 26, 2010, 05:15:17 AM
Wait till these parents and school admins hear about the internet.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: LMNO on January 26, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
Well, if they're going to take away the dictionary's evil and immoral definition of "oral stimulation of the genitals", then the only recourse the kid has is to do a google search on "oral sex"...



...What could possibly go wong?






Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 26, 2010, 03:36:45 PM
They should ban the bible. I read that book, you wouldn't believe the sexual content I found in there
:eek:
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: LMNO on January 26, 2010, 03:39:18 PM
Ezekiel 23:20 FTW!
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 26, 2010, 03:36:45 PM
They should ban the bible. I read that book, you wouldn't believe the sexual content I found in there
:eek:

It's already banned in public schools. Along with Catcher in the Rye. That's how we roll here in the USA.

-Suu
Had those cool teachers that violated the ban-list AND even made us take turns reading out loud.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with

This is why it doesn't matter what happens to them.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 26, 2010, 09:48:52 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:45:15 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on January 26, 2010, 03:36:45 PM
They should ban the bible. I read that book, you wouldn't believe the sexual content I found in there
:eek:

It's already banned in public schools. Along with Catcher in the Rye. That's how we roll here in the USA.

-Suu
Had those cool teachers that violated the ban-list AND even made us take turns reading out loud.

Was my public school system the only one that celebrated 'banned book month'? The school library stuck all the books banned by other school systems out in front, and everything.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with

This is why it doesn't matter what happens to them.

Jews  :argh!:
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 10:00:38 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 04:09:10 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with

This is why it doesn't matter what happens to them.

Jews  :argh!:

wut
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 10:09:33 PM
They got what they asked for!

I'm just being facetious. I'll stop :(
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2010, 10:10:54 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 10:09:33 PM
They got what they asked for!

I'm just being facetious. I'll stop :(

Wasn't sure what you meant.

But in this shiny new world, you don't have to be a Jew or a Native American...or even an Armenian.  There's enough genocide for everyone, so be sure you have the right values.
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 29, 2010, 06:36:57 AM
How about something even worse:

http://rawstory.com/2010/01/school-district-pulls-anne-franks-diary/

QuoteAnne Frank's adolescent curiosity about sexuality is too much for a Virginia school district that has pulled the complete version of the young Jewish girl's diary off its curriculum and off its shelves over a parent's complaint about sexually explicit passages.

Culpeper County Public Schools has pulled Anne Frank's The Diary of a Young Girl: The Definitive Edition off the shelves because parents complained "over the sexual nature of the vagina passage in the definitive edition," reports the Culpeper, Virginia, Star-Exponent.
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!
Post by: AFK on January 29, 2010, 12:03:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 26, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
Well, if they're going to take away the dictionary's evil and immoral definition of "oral stimulation of the genitals", then the only recourse the kid has is to do a google search on "oral sex"...



...What could possibly go wong?

THIS.