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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 06:14:21 AM

Title: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 06:14:21 AM
(http://americanhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/199-when-lara-first-saw-callum.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: . on January 26, 2010, 02:46:37 PM
http://www.fat-pie.com/love.htm

NSFW
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 03:12:24 PM
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day
Post by: . on January 26, 2010, 03:13:39 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 26, 2010, 03:12:24 PM
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!

I saw Valentine's Day and couldn't resist.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Lies on January 26, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: . on January 26, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 26, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.

Can't be posting offensive V Day propaganda before the actual day?
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Everyday is offensive holiday day!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 03:29:52 PM
I don't care. We're starting early, I want a nice collection of twisted rubbish before then.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:31:25 PM
That reminds me. I plan on sending out Valentine's this year. I have no idea what KIND of Valentines yet, chances are they will be store bought..and that means there will be only 32 of them.  :evil:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images06/batkissvalentine.jpg

Linked cause there's booty and that might be NSFW for some

ETA: http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-02/skywalker-valentine.jpg
and

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images08/val08.jpg
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: . on January 26, 2010, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 26, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Everyday is offensive holiday day!

Indeed!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 26, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images06/batkissvalentine.jpg

Linked cause there's booty and that might be NSFW for some

ETA: http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2009-02/skywalker-valentine.jpg
and

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/images08/val08.jpg

The Post Modern Barney ones aren't working.

The Star Wars one though :  :x :x :x :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
really??

they work on my end.  :?  your tubes have a kink in the line somewhere, maybe
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
Post-Modern Barney's 404ing on my end too.

:mittens: to GS for this fread, though.  I'm flipping off VD-Day this year.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
 :? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: . on January 26, 2010, 04:45:27 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 26, 2010, 05:02:20 PM
(http://www.asofterworld.com/clean/necropolis.jpg)
ASofterWorld is a little more tame, but it's a treasure trove for overtly creepy romance comics.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 05:07:54 PM
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg192/disclosedtulip/Valentine/valentine2.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
:? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 07:03:59 PM
(http://www.hall-of-mirrors.com/labyrinth/No%20Valentine.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 07:10:19 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/joshslilpeach/bad-valentines-day.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 26, 2010, 08:07:50 PM
(http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/5/24/f_fpwspoiIGT3m_14f0261.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Jenne on January 26, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
OFUK
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: NotPublished on January 26, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Psycho Ex material!
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: 0 on January 27, 2010, 03:54:34 AM
(http://cdn.pitchfork.com/images/original/148943.extracheese525.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: the last yatto on January 27, 2010, 04:22:06 AM
valentine day falls on new moon, so i might werewolf it up
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 04:26:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 26, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
:? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Really? That made me want sex NAO.

But then, I'm a fan of this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Storebrand on January 27, 2010, 04:59:50 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 04:26:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 26, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
:? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Really? That made me want sex NAO.

But then, I'm a fan of this sort of thing.

Now we know why you're called Mistress Freeky.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Dysnomia on January 27, 2010, 05:21:16 AM
I don't know if it's my recent luck with dating, but I'm kind of in love with the "no I won't be your valentine" one, and the stabbity bear one.   :D
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: LMNO on January 27, 2010, 12:48:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 04:26:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 26, 2010, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
:? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Really? That made me want sex NAO.

But then, I'm a fan of this sort of thing.

I'm LMNO, and I approve of this message.
Title: Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:08:10 PM
Quote from: gin on January 27, 2010, 04:59:50 AM
Now we know why you're called Mistress Freeky.   :lulz:


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