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Title: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 26, 2010, 10:40:55 PM
We're in the process at work of implementing my cunning plan to add moar gourmet sammiches, starting with epic grilled cheeses. I'll elaborate more when I get home but I had to share the one I just had:

Pastrami, swiss, grilled onions, marinated mushrooms and Dijon mustard on sliced Italian...I had to save half for later, it's just too awesome.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
brie with pear and strawberry

mmm. try it.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 27, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
brie with pear and strawberry

mmm. try it.

Mmm...brie. They want to do ham with brie and Dijon.

Another one we experimented with was Swiss, portabello mushrooms, grilled onion and tarragon mayo. It was fucking AWESOME.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:04:07 AM
Hm. Havarti, grilled tomato, bacon, Dijon?
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:05:44 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 27, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
brie with pear and strawberry

mmm. try it.

with skip of aioli or splash of balsamic vinegar...!
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:06:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:04:07 AM
Hm. Havarti, grilled tomato, bacon, Dijon?

sounds too blt-ish, huh?
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:04:07 AM
Hm. Havarti, grilled tomato, bacon, Dijon?

We have our current house grilled cheese which is American, bacon, tomato, sliced avocado and Dijon.

My crazy owner loves apples and came up with one that involved BOTH Swiss and gruyere, green apples, onions, and something else. We were like, "whaaaaat?"
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2010, 05:09:32 AM
Havarti, artichoke hearts, and prosciutto on fresh focaccia with rosemary mayonnaise.


It is divine.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 06:13:34 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 27, 2010, 05:09:32 AM
Havarti, artichoke hearts, and prosciutto on fresh focaccia with rosemary mayonnaise.


It is divine.

OH. MY. GOD.

I LOVE artichoke hearts!
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jasper on January 27, 2010, 06:20:17 AM
They are the rapturous Truth of the food god.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2010, 07:09:55 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2010, 05:01:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 27, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
brie with pear and strawberry

mmm. try it.

Mmm...brie. They want to do ham with brie and Dijon.

Another one we experimented with was Swiss, portabello mushrooms, grilled onion and tarragon mayo. It was fucking AWESOME.

If you do a ham and brie, try apple on it. mmmm.
i'd serve it with a warm carrot, rum,  raisin type salad
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: LMNO on January 27, 2010, 01:03:42 PM
Pastrami, Russian dressing, saurkraut, swiss, on rye.










.......What?






Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Richter on January 27, 2010, 01:26:17 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 03:31:59 PM
:lulz: 

Also, sundried tomato, provolone, artichoke hearts and pepperocinis.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 03:33:13 PM
Ooh, just thought of another one:

mozzarella, pesto and sundried tomato

ooh and asiago, sliced grilled steak and dijon
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 27, 2010, 03:35:36 PM
Derby cheese, smoked turkey, roasted red peppers with herb mayo.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 27, 2010, 01:03:42 PM
Pastrami, Russian dressing, saurkraut, swiss, on rye.












.......What?








NOT GRILLED CHEESE.  :argh!:

Also, I hate sauerkraut, so I don't like reubens.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 03:59:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 03:33:13 PM
Ooh, just thought of another one:

mozzarella, pesto and sundried tomato

ooh and asiago, sliced grilled steak and dijon

We're going to do one with fresh mozzarella, tomato, roasted red peppers and pesto.

The steak one sounds great.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Richter on January 27, 2010, 04:02:25 PM
Proscuttio, mozarella, peppercini, on italian bread grilled with olive oil, maybe?  Sort of like a stuffed pepper grilled cheese?
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2010, 04:02:25 PM
Proscuttio, mozarella, peppercini, on italian bread grilled with olive oil, maybe?  Sort of like a stuffed pepper grilled cheese?

I think we're calling that one the Providence Cheese Steak.


Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: LMNO on January 27, 2010, 04:08:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
I hate sauerkraut.


Silly Italians.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 27, 2010, 04:11:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 27, 2010, 04:08:01 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
I hate sauerkraut.


Silly Italians.

here here!     ::owl scowl::
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: 0 on January 27, 2010, 04:24:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2010, 04:02:25 PM
Proscuttio, mozarella, peppercini, on italian bread grilled with olive oil, maybe?  Sort of like a stuffed pepper grilled cheese?

I think we're calling that one the Providence Cheese Steak.




Much better than the Portuguese Breakfast Burrito.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on January 27, 2010, 04:27:14 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 27, 2010, 04:24:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 27, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2010, 04:02:25 PM
Proscuttio, mozarella, peppercini, on italian bread grilled with olive oil, maybe?  Sort of like a stuffed pepper grilled cheese?

I think we're calling that one the Providence Cheese Steak.




Much better than the Portuguese Breakfast Burrito.

...But maybe we should do a Portuguese grilled cheese. You know, as to not offend East Providence. And for North Providence, they just get served a big greasy capicola.

Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Richter on January 27, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
Woot.  Proscuttio deserves to be in one of these.  It is a superior meat for both consumption and engineering.  (No shit, you can use it as the expendable end of a thermal lance.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: 0 on January 27, 2010, 04:51:53 PM
Spam should be on the budget menu, also.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 13, 2010, 06:08:14 PM
goat cheese, blueberry jam, thin slices of apple and some spinach leaves (just for having something green to put it on).

also works with brie.

or, goat brie for that matter.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2010, 07:55:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 13, 2010, 06:08:14 PM
goat cheese, blueberry jam, thin slices of apple and some spinach leaves (just for having something green to put it on).

also works with brie.

or, goat brie for that matter.

damn
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2010, 04:54:27 PM
Tasty ideas ITT!  I just thought it would make a great restaurant idea, although one google later and it has already been done.  I'm not too upset as there's one within walking distance that I now need to check out: http://www.martiniboys.com/Toronto/The-Grilled-Cheese-review.html
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on February 14, 2010, 05:48:17 PM
Also, we're accepting submissions. If you win, you get one on the menu named after you.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2010, 10:54:24 PM
Fixed and submitted.

Quote from: Sigmatic on January 27, 2010, 05:09:32 AM
Havarti, artichoke hearts, and prosciutto on fresh focaccia with rosemary/lemon mayonnaise.

Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2010, 04:08:51 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 14, 2010, 10:54:24 PM
Fixed and submitted.

Quote from: Sigmatic on January 27, 2010, 05:09:32 AM
Havarti, artichoke hearts, and prosciutto on fresh focaccia with rosemary/lemon mayonnaise.



www.3steeplestreet.com
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 15, 2010, 12:05:33 PM
does it work with blueberry jam? I have blueberry jam.

also probably helps if you beat a splash of milk into the egg, right?




... goddamn I should do this with brie. I will get some at the supermarket later today!
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 15, 2010, 01:40:44 PM
Actually I wanted to use some baby lettuce, just for the green crunch and to lessen the sweetness of jam and apple. But spinach leaves are just a lot cheaper and really if you don't cook them yuo don't taste the difference.

In fact, if you do cook them, you also don't really taste much difference, but you don't often cook lettuce.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
beat some eggs.

spash a bit of milk in there. <---- fix

make a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich.

cut the crusts off.

dip it in the egg.

fry for the win.

FOR. THE. WIN.

alternativley works great with peanutbutter. If you make one with peanutbutter, bannana jam & cheese, you can call it an Elvis Killer. Although, if you eat more than 3/4 of one, YOU WILL DIE.


Even better:  add some of Roger's DEATH COFFEE to drink it down with.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2010, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 15, 2010, 04:08:51 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 14, 2010, 10:54:24 PM
Fixed and submitted.

Quote from: Sigmatic on January 27, 2010, 05:09:32 AM
Havarti, artichoke hearts, and prosciutto on fresh focaccia with rosemary/lemon mayonnaise.



www.3steeplestreet.com

Okay, I sent it in.  It really is a great sandwich, I hope they try it.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 07:12:33 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 07:10:35 PM
QuoteEven better:  add some of Roger's DEATH COFFEE to drink it down with.

oh god no. I like my coffee drinkable.

:(
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Suu on February 15, 2010, 07:47:45 PM
TIME BANDITS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJaIREGnaM
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 15, 2010, 10:10:51 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 11:26:21 AM
beat some eggs.

spash a bit of milk in there. <---- fix

make a cheese and strawberry jam sandwich.

cut the crusts off.

dip it in the egg.

fry for the win.

FOR. THE. WIN.


I made this, with regular aged Gouda cheese and blueberry jam.

Is it normal that the jam sort of explodes out of the sandwich somewhere halfway the process?

Also I gotta try it again because I think I had some garlic on the cutting board or knife. Usually I don't mind but with sweet things the combo was a bit odd.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
yes.

i'm in doubt.

i will make another one today.

but I'm kind of leaning towards skipping the jam, then adding extra garlic (!!!), and whisking some thai green curry paste through the egg/milk.

A PLAN?!!!
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 12:53:37 PM
it was okay.

not mindblowing, but pretty good.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Bella on February 16, 2010, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
yes.

i'm in doubt.

i will make another one today.

but I'm kind of leaning towards skipping the jam, then adding extra garlic (!!!), and whisking some thai green curry paste through the egg/milk.

A PLAN?!!!
I like the idea of thai green curry paste a whole lot, actually.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 12:17:21 AM
Nope. Mine will have to be eggless - but it will be even better that way.
I'll just use one of these homemade egg substitutes, instead.  :wink:


# 2 tbsp cornstarch = 1 egg
# 2 tbsp arrowroot flour = 1 egg
# 2 tbsp potato starch = 1 egg
# 1 heaping tbsp soy powder + 2 tbsp water = 1 egg
# 1 tbsp soy milk powder + 1 tbsp cornstarch + 2 tbsp water = 1 egg.
# 1 banana = 1 egg in cakes.
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Freeky on February 19, 2010, 07:14:54 PM
Really? Banana = egg in cakes?  :fap:
Title: Re: The Great Grilled Cheese Caper
Post by: Bella on February 19, 2010, 11:23:51 PM
Yeah, and it tastes pretty good, too.

I don't mind baking with eggs, tho.....just as long as I don't have to taste the nasty things.