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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:07:39 AM

Title: Hackers!
Post by: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Triple Zero on January 27, 2010, 12:23:00 AM
from the FAQ http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=faq :

Q: Which programming language would you recommend?
A: This depends on what you're trying to do. For writing viruses and whatnot, I prefer to use something advanced like QBasic or Visual Basic. [...]

and

Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

:lol:
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Pariah on January 27, 2010, 12:39:05 AM
QuoteQ: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:50:02 AM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 27, 2010, 12:39:05 AM
QuoteQ: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.
:lulz:

Ah, it is a joke site:

http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=about

Looks like he gets lots of hate mail for it too, hehe.  Very entertaining overall.

Now this, this is... wow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

I sure hope he is joking too, along the lines of Infinite Solutions, but... ya never know.
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:54:27 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 27, 2010, 12:23:00 AM


Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

:lol:

FUCK YOU, TRIP ZIP, THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IMA GO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK NOW!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Golden Applesauce on January 27, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
Do "view page source" on one of his pages  :lulz:
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: cavehamster on January 30, 2010, 10:22:16 AM
Quote from: GA on January 27, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
Do "view page source" on one of his pages  :lulz:

I saw that, I wonder how many people yanked their modem out of the wall?   :lol:
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on January 30, 2010, 02:56:19 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.

It's a joke (primarily a parody of elitehackers.com, which I used to be a member of, and which consisted mainly of people saying similar things but being serious about it).
Title: Re: Hackers!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 01, 2010, 05:30:26 AM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:50:02 AM

Ah, it is a joke site:


(http://www.statefansnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/orly.jpg)