I need you to make me a seam ripper necklace. Something so I can't loose the fucker when I need it.
Because nobody is getting any new garb for Black Rose unless I have one, in my hand, right fucking now. I just bought a new fucking seam ripper and it DISAPPEARED. Seriously, I used it this morning and now it's gone. I mean poof. I mean disintegrated. I mean it is a ex motherfucking seam ripper and has gone to Seam Ripper Land where Suus aren't allowed to find them and use them with the rest of my lost seam rippers that run away from me after a day's worth of use. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Accepted. My fee will be compeletion of previous projects before the end of 2/2010.
Provide me the ripper, or cover cost of one, and I'll have it for you ASAP.
Do you require the seam ripper with any options? Like an Irish bludgeon - ripper combo, knuckle guards, spikes, tits, or fire?
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.
I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.
Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.
TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl
and Big, Strapping Mountain Man.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.
I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.
We are, after all, professionals.
I may need you to get 2 of them. One for you to work on and one for me to work with until completion. I can provide reimbursement and the sacrement of cheeseburger.
I has found it, precious!
I still want necklace though. Or maybe I'll find a stiletto at Birka.
I'll still necklacize, weaponize,or tranitize one, no worries.
Just bring it to me.
We need to take pictures of this thing in process like Frankenstein or something.
Agreed.
Including the application of the runes of tits and fire.
If this thing chases my cats I swear...
You know what you're asking for, and who you're asking for it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.
Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.
TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl and Big, Strappingon Mountain Man.
fixt.