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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:15:50 PM

Title: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:15:50 PM
I need you to make me a seam ripper necklace. Something so I can't loose the fucker when I need it.

Because nobody is getting any new garb for Black Rose unless I have one, in my hand, right fucking now. I just bought a new fucking seam ripper and it DISAPPEARED. Seriously, I used it this morning and now it's gone. I mean poof. I mean disintegrated. I mean it is a ex motherfucking seam ripper and has gone to Seam Ripper Land where Suus aren't allowed to find them and use them with the rest of my lost seam rippers that run away from me after a day's worth of use.  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Richter on January 28, 2010, 07:23:59 PM
Accepted.  My fee will be compeletion of previous projects before the end of 2/2010.
Provide me the ripper, or cover cost of one, and I'll have it for you ASAP.

Do you require the seam ripper with any options?  Like an Irish bludgeon - ripper combo, knuckle guards, spikes, tits, or fire?
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.

I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.

Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.

TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl and Big, Strapping Mountain Man.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Richter on January 28, 2010, 08:07:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.

I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.

We are, after all, professionals.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on January 28, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
I may need you to get 2 of them. One for you to work on and one for me to work with until completion. I can provide reimbursement and the sacrement of cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2010, 05:50:55 AM
I has found it, precious!

I still want necklace though. Or maybe I'll find a stiletto at Birka.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Richter on January 29, 2010, 03:08:54 PM
I'll still necklacize, weaponize,or tranitize one, no worries. 
Just bring it to me.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
We need to take pictures of this thing in process like Frankenstein or something.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Richter on January 29, 2010, 03:16:50 PM
Agreed. 
Including the application of the runes of tits and fire.
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2010, 03:27:34 PM
If this thing chases my cats I swear...
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: Richter on January 29, 2010, 05:54:01 PM
You know what you're asking for, and who you're asking for it. 
Title: Re: Richter! A commission!
Post by: 0 on January 30, 2010, 02:13:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.

Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.

TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl and Big, Strappingon  Mountain Man.

fixt.