Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on January 29, 2010, 03:02:33 PM

Title: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
http://www.kadir-buxton.com/

QuoteThe difference between psychopaths and anyone else in society is that psychopaths love themselves, and so their actions do not have such an impact on their conscience. Their prime motivation is that the evil they cause is all right because it is fun. As a Christian I know that the Bible teaches us that in order to become a Christian you must first hate yourself. So it was simple for me to develop an hypothesis that in order to cure a psychopath all one would have to do is to turn their self-love into hate.

There are two ways to do this. For the professional treating a psychopath the Kadir-Buxton Method is used to stun the patient, and while the patient is stunned their voice is emulated and they are told in the first person to hate themselves instead of love themselves. When the patient comes to they suddenly behave like any normal person.

The other way, which can be used on partners is to wait until the psychopath is asleep and then mimic their voice in the first person telling them to hate themselves instead of love themselves. On a following night you can always put into their mind that they want to join their local Church, where they can learn a better mode of behaviour.

Thats just one entry.  In his blog.  Kadir-Buxton is full of crazy, but in an amusing way.
Title: Re: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 29, 2010, 04:10:30 PM
this guy is awesome...
thx for link.
:D
Title: Re: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: Freeky on January 29, 2010, 06:21:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2010, 03:02:33 PM
As a Christian I know that the Bible teaches us that in order to become a Christian you must first hate yourself.

This is why I know Christianity is not for me.

And I've never actually heard anyone actually spell it out like that! :lulz:
Title: Re: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 29, 2010, 06:36:40 PM
Well, to be fair, there are probably very few Christians that would consider this to be an accurate description.
they would say that they are instructed to hate sin.
this guy would probably counter that they are also told that they are all sinners.
to which the christian would reply that they are told to hate the sin, but not the sinner.
to which this guy would then respond by 'stunning' them in the manner of the Kadir-Buxton method:

QuoteDecades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems. The cure, which I term the Kadir-Buxton Method, has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the same time and pressure with the soft part of the inner hand which is where the thumb joins the hand. The arrow in Figure 1 shows this point for your ease of use.

The procedure is painless and the patient regains consciousness faster the less hard the double blow is struck. With practice, I am able to render the patients unconscious for only thirty seconds. Other individuals have faired even better.
...

I particularly liked the imagery that comes to mind when he says
QuoteYou will find that the Kadir-Buxton Method is also effective against comas and senility, amongst other things.
punching coma victims and senile old people in the head with both fists just tickles me pink. :lulz:
Title: Re: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: Cain on January 29, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
He frequently comments on the BBC Have Your Say (http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?forumID=7211&start=285&edition=1#6829712) boards as well:

QuoteThe Democratisation of Eastern Europe was part of my Peace Plan that I put to Mikhail Gorbachev in order to get the US interesed in an end to the Cold War. My Plan worked and we are still here, I find it insulting that people to this day say that it was people power that democratised Eastern Europe, I put a lot of work into my Plan.
Andrew Kadir-Buxton

Title: Re: Kadir-Buxton is your saviour
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:05:04 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 29, 2010, 06:36:40 PM
Well, to be fair, there are probably very few Christians that would consider this to be an accurate description.
they would say that they are instructed to hate sin.
this guy would probably counter that they are also told that they are all sinners.
to which the christian would reply that they are told to hate the sin, but not the sinner.
to which this guy would then respond by 'stunning' them in the manner of the Kadir-Buxton method:

QuoteDecades ago I discovered a cure for mental health problems. The cure, which I term the Kadir-Buxton Method, has been used on a wide variety of mental health problems. The procedure stuns and resets the brain of the patient, so that the patient returns to a normal condition. The Kadir-Buxton Method is done by making a fist of both hands, and striking both ears of the patient at exactly the same time and pressure with the soft part of the inner hand which is where the thumb joins the hand. The arrow in Figure 1 shows this point for your ease of use.

The procedure is painless and the patient regains consciousness faster the less hard the double blow is struck. With practice, I am able to render the patients unconscious for only thirty seconds. Other individuals have faired even better.
...

I particularly liked the imagery that comes to mind when he says
QuoteYou will find that the Kadir-Buxton Method is also effective against comas and senility, amongst other things.
punching coma victims and senile old people in the head with both fists just tickles me pink. :lulz:

:lulz: