yep.....
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"It was a juvenile T-Rex...only it wasn't. Like many of the other dinosaurs in the park, this one had spontaneously changed sex from male to female, a real life Trannysaurus Rex. She had on some hot red lipstick, 4 inch heels, and big gold hoop earings. This time instead of hearing a "ROOAAARRRRR" Muldoon heard her go " Reeoooarrww!" He could tell that she was into him, so he took her by her tiny forelimb and led her off behind the maintenance shed at the other end of the compound for a quickie. "
:crankey: and :horrormirth: and :lulz:
QuoteThe beast seemed oddly calm as he walked over, steadily pulling down his trousers and pants to reveal his erect penis. The animal just stared, seemingly devoid of judgment. With one swift motion, Malcolm brutally pulled apart the beast’s month and shoved his throbbing member straight down the Dilophsaurus’s wet, ribbed, throat. The creature held firm as Malcolm wildly mouth-fucked it, at first taking pains to avoid the teeth being gripped by his hands, and then bizarrely growing to love the feeling of having his little captain slightly shredded. With each thrust now harder, rougher and faster, resulting in a damp thudding sound from the beast’s throat, Malcolm’s grip tightened, as he rushed towards the endgame. Blood was just beginning to drip from the creature’s jaw as Malcolm exploded his unspliced, Mosquito free DNA down its throat and screamed “CHAOS THEORY!!!” at the top of his lungs.
Yeah, its not just any old dinosaur erotica, oh no. This is Jurassic Park slashfic.
That's hot.
Oh, my...
Whoa.
This is a thing I have never imagined, and it is funny as fuck.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 29, 2010, 09:16:22 PM
QuoteThe beast seemed oddly calm as he walked over, steadily pulling down his trousers and pants to reveal his erect penis. The animal just stared, seemingly devoid of judgment. With one swift motion, Malcolm brutally pulled apart the beast's month and shoved his throbbing member straight down the Dilophsaurus's wet, ribbed, throat. The creature held firm as Malcolm wildly mouth-fucked it, at first taking pains to avoid the teeth being gripped by his hands, and then bizarrely growing to love the feeling of having his little captain slightly shredded. With each thrust now harder, rougher and faster, resulting in a damp thudding sound from the beast's throat, Malcolm's grip tightened, as he rushed towards the endgame. Blood was just beginning to drip from the creature's jaw as Malcolm exploded his unspliced, Mosquito free DNA down its throat and screamed "CHAOS THEORY!!!" at the top of his lungs.
Admit it... you're responsible for the whole thing, aren't you?
Oh, yeah...this has Cram written all over it. :lulz:
QuoteThe velociraptor had parted her jaws and looked about to strike, but suddenly she seemed to stop as if unsure of herself. Joffrey was confused - why hadn't this hot cretaceous babe mauled him like the filthy descendant of a wretched shrew-like thing that he was? Why was he not being lovingly absorbed by the digestive system of this perfect, carrion-scented aphrodite?
Almost as if he dared not speculate, he glanced up at her, still expecting the final strike that would end his sexually confused mammalian existance - and saw at once that it would not come. Her eyes were still marked by a ferocious hunger, but it was not for shredded meat she seemed to slaver - she clearly wanted the meat intact! Joffrey couldn't believe his luck! Slowly, she backed away from him, then coyly turned around so her bird-like hips were on full display mere inches from his face. From this angle, he could see her smooth, hairless slit. As he began to drool, she started to shake her hips from side to side seductively, delicately spraying him with gallons upon gallons of dinosaur sex pheromones she had in some gland that all velociraptors had but that didn't get fossilised with the rest of them because it was too soft somehow. Cautiously at first, lest he somehow alarm her or turn her off, Joffrey began to lightly rub the area around her velocigina with his chin, nuzzling the rough, pebble-like folds of skin surrounding it with his tongue. The creature howled with a terrifying, primordial delight and thrust herself back against Joffrey's mouth, knocking out his front teeth and ramming his lower jaw deep inside her. "GRKHLONNGGGGHKGFLFGLGLUMMMPH!!!!" Joffrey whispered seductively as he continued to work his magic on her with his mouth parts, delicately teasing her harsh, sandpaper-like clitoris as he did so.
From now on maybe I'll just quote that site instead of making actual posts :lulz:
Sites down, but still needs bump.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 11, 2011, 02:13:59 PM
Sites down, but still needs bump.
Goddamn, someone should have mirrored it. :cry:
And that someone is ... ARCHIVE.ORG!! YAY
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Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 08:04:03 PM
And that someone is ... ARCHIVE.ORG!! YAY
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OH THANK FUCK!
:lulz: :lulz: sweet merciful yessssssssss
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 08:04:03 PM
And that someone is ... ARCHIVE.ORG!! YAY
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There's only one thing to do with something like this and that's share it with everyone I know.
Quote from: Signor Paesior on August 11, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 11, 2011, 08:04:03 PM
And that someone is ... ARCHIVE.ORG!! YAY
http://web.archive.org/web/20090309003236/http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/archives.html
INTERNET SAVED!
Now, not only can I go back to IJPEFFWA, but I know that you spags already know about it.
YOU CAN LIKE THEM ON FACEBOOK.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2415961099
Quote"The Love that Never Grows Extinct"
:lulz:
I just pissed a little.
:dream: