...that I apparently sound like a complete asshole in 75%* of my posts... I would like to make it clear that I am usually in no way an asshole, I just use heavy handed language I guess, without knowing it. I will attempt to watch that, but its really the way I talk and will be quite difficult.
If I was really mad at someone I think it would be very obvious. I tend to swear a lot more when I am angry.
If I have offended anyone recently with my blather, I apologize. I love y'all. Except Hugh. Go fuck yourself, cunt-nugget. See? I'd talk like THAT.
Hoopla
-all hugs and kisses, REALLY!
* I just made that statistic up, just like MOST statistics are made up! Ha!
Hoopla, the honest truth is that you're a rotten rat-bastard, and you are dangerously close to being expelled from Canada for having too many bad moods. We all know what you did to the town of Nappannee (didn't they have enough troubles?), and your infamous "colostomy bag raid" at the Maccassa old folks home and hospice in Hamilton has been heard of even here in the high desert...Really, Hoopla, if you needed condoms, you should have simply bought them, like normal people.
We're on to you, sir, and do not expect a friendly reception when Harper finally gets around to throwing you out. We have reserved a place for you in Boise, where you will work off your debt to mankind in the potato mines until such time as you learn manners, or your natural death, whichever comes first.
Up The Revolution,
The Good Reverend Roger
No comment on most of that, I can't talk about it while litigation is still in process, but as far as Nappannee goes... I have two words for you: Avril Lavigne.
They deserved it!
Quote from: Hoopla on January 29, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
No comment on most of that, I can't talk about it while litigation is still in process, but as far as Nappannee goes... I have two words for you: Avril Lavigne.
They deserved it!
Yes, Ms Lavigne...Whom, I might add, bears a passing resemblance to your very features (seriously, she looks just like you, only with all the character sucked out).
Colostomy condoms FIRST, mad rampage through Nappannee SECOND.
Damn, Hoops. I shouldn't have to explain this shit.
Where is this Noppanntsee place?
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 29, 2010, 09:29:14 PM
Where is this Noppanntsee place?
IT'S WHERE HOOPS SPAWNS DRUNKEN ASS-BABIES AND THEN DOESN'T DROWN THEM IN THE WELL LIKE HE SHOULD, SO THEY GO ON TO SPAG UP THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.
Also, it's a town in Ontario near the New York border, which is famous throughout Canada for being the home of horrible rednecks. I was arrested there in 1990, and I agree with their assessment.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 29, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
...that I apparently sound like a complete asshole in 75%* of my posts... I would like to make it clear that I am usually in no way an asshole, I just use heavy handed language I guess, without knowing it.
It would seem as if you and I have something in common.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 29, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
...that I apparently sound like a complete asshole in 75%* of my posts... I would like to make it clear that I am usually in no way an asshole, I just use heavy handed language I guess, without knowing it. I will attempt to watch that, but its really the way I talk and will be quite difficult.
If I was really mad at someone I think it would be very obvious. I tend to swear a lot more when I am angry.
If I have offended anyone recently with my blather, I apologize. I love y'all. Except Hugh. Go fuck yourself, cunt-nugget. See? I'd talk like THAT.
Hoopla
-all hugs and kisses, REALLY!
* I just made that statistic up, just like MOST statistics are made up! Ha!
At least you KNOW what people think of you.
~~~Payne: Is convinced that you are all just waiting for me to wander into the middle of a large number of you so that you can do that thing with the raw timber and the spiky head gear to me.
Quote from: Payne on January 29, 2010, 09:49:19 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 29, 2010, 09:11:25 PM
...that I apparently sound like a complete asshole in 75%* of my posts... I would like to make it clear that I am usually in no way an asshole, I just use heavy handed language I guess, without knowing it. I will attempt to watch that, but its really the way I talk and will be quite difficult.
If I was really mad at someone I think it would be very obvious. I tend to swear a lot more when I am angry.
If I have offended anyone recently with my blather, I apologize. I love y'all. Except Hugh. Go fuck yourself, cunt-nugget. See? I'd talk like THAT.
Hoopla
-all hugs and kisses, REALLY!
* I just made that statistic up, just like MOST statistics are made up! Ha!
At least you KNOW what people think of you.
~~~Payne: Is convinced that you are all just waiting for me to wander into the middle of a large number of you so that you can do that thing with the raw timber and the spiky head gear to me.
No, no, no.
Now close your eyes. Dirty Old Uncle Roger has a
surprise for you.
I've never thought of you as such, for what it's worth. My panties are in a twist today.
Payne put them there with his constant, unrivaled douchebaggery.
I vote to lynch Payne.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
Hoopla, the honest truth is that you're a rotten rat-bastard, and you are dangerously close to being expelled from Canada for having too many bad moods.
And we ALL know where Canadian people with too many bad moods end up, oh yes ...
And Hoopla, your head has a funny shape. This makes up for everything.
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 29, 2010, 10:22:37 PM
And Hoopla, your head has a funny shape. This makes up for everything.
He's from the Mayan part of Canada.
Yeah, I've met Hoopla in person, and he's totally NOT an asshole.
Hoopla isn't an asshole, he's more like an ass-black hole, a superdense entity of assholishness, that is so incredible that it bends the laws of reality around Hoopla, allowing him to violate the laws of physics as we understand them.
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2010, 11:03:31 PM
Hoopla isn't an asshole, he's more like an ass-black hole, a superdense entity of assholishness, that is so incredible that it bends the laws of reality around Hoopla, allowing him to violate the laws of physics as we understand them.
:lol: :lol:
Hoopla I don't think you have any need to change yourself. If your going to sensor yourself, its like taking the U out of U.N.
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2010, 11:03:31 PM
Hoopla isn't an asshole, he's more like an ass-black hole, a superdense entity of assholishness, that is so incredible that it bends the laws of reality around Hoopla, allowing him to violate the laws of physics as we understand them.
:lulz:
Can I quote you on that?
Quote from: Hoopla on January 30, 2010, 02:45:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 29, 2010, 11:03:31 PM
Hoopla isn't an asshole, he's more like an ass-black hole, a superdense entity of assholishness, that is so incredible that it bends the laws of reality around Hoopla, allowing him to violate the laws of physics as we understand them.
:lulz:
Can I quote you on that?
Sure, but unless you're applying to be the next Karl Rove, I don't think this will be considered a good character reference
Hell, it's the nicest thing anyone's said about me for months.
Quote from: Hoopla on January 30, 2010, 03:08:44 PM
Hell, it's the nicest thing anyone's said about me for months.
Well that's the last time I will call your headshape funny! :argh!: