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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 09:24:08 PM

Title: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
https://www.catholicscomehome.org/donate.php

This shit is everywhere on the friggin' television over here. It's driving me bonkers. They make commercials to get you to donate money so... they can make more commercials?!? Please, if your God was the One True God, you wouldn't need to have this crap all over the fucking television! Frig...
The blog section is nearly devoid of comments. Now, I am no troll (I have yet to comprehend the subtleties of the artform) and no doubt the place is over-moderated, but I can't help but to think that someone should throw a monkey-wrench into this crap. I dunno... maybe I'm wasting my RAGE ...
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
muhaha

I'll get to this on Sunday.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
muhaha

I'll get to this on Sunday.

But... That's the Lords day, shouldn't you be resting?

But seriously, let me know if you give these guys what for (or wut 5), I'd like to sit in and observe a professional at work, if you wouldn't mind.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:32:29 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 29, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
muhaha

I'll get to this on Sunday.

But... That's the Lords day, shouldn't you be resting?

But seriously, let me know if you give these guys what for (or wut 5), I'd like to sit in and observe a professional at work, if you wouldn't mind.

Trolling is the Lord's Work, Dimo.  I am a Holy Man™.  Do not question it.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 09:34:30 PM
Ok, but can I watch, or must I divert mine unworthy, unclean gaze?
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 09:38:21 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 29, 2010, 09:34:30 PM
Ok, but can I watch, or must I divert mine unworthy, unclean gaze?

You may watch.  Religious instruction is one of my many duties.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 10:04:29 PM
My thanks to you. As usual, I am in your debt.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 29, 2010, 10:04:29 PM
My thanks to you. As usual, I am in your debt.

Good.  Send me women.  Richter has become very unreliable in this regard recently (that last round of trannies was the last straw), and I need a new supplier.

Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 10:22:20 PM
Are you aware of the type of slovenly hags there are to be found West of Warwick? I fear you must be misinformed as to the degree of quality.

This is considered a "looker," top o' the line. Poop in the turlet and all.
(http://cautionmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/normal_photobombers-com_flush-the-toilet-first.jpg)

I get my women imported directly from Warwick or Mass...
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2010, 10:26:57 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 29, 2010, 10:22:20 PM
Are you aware of the type of hags there are to be found West of Warwick?

Can't be worse than here.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on January 29, 2010, 10:43:03 PM
Don't make me have to buy you a night at the Sportsman, Dimo.
Title: Re:
Post by: Dimocritus on January 29, 2010, 11:12:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 29, 2010, 10:43:03 PM
Don't make me have to buy you a night at the Sportsman, Dimo.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dysnomia on January 30, 2010, 03:11:30 AM
you should come to CA.  Teh laydeez are much hawter and shallower.   :fap:
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 30, 2010, 06:09:16 PM
Man, I am a complete douche. I've managed to derail my own thread... :facepalm:
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 31, 2010, 05:24:42 AM
Dimo, there will be a delay.  I got roped into dealing with a problem tomorrow.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dimocritus on January 31, 2010, 04:24:13 PM
No worries, patience is my middle name. Well, actually it's Robert, but I was thinking about changing it to patience. That, or Danger.
Title: Re: Crusades, anyone?
Post by: Dysnomia on January 31, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
You should change your name to Sir Dimo the Elder McSexypantz.