Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Salty on February 01, 2010, 02:34:29 AM

Title: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 01, 2010, 02:34:29 AM
Not because of Catcher in the Rye, though I loathed that book. I may have judged it in error anyway. I was a lot dumber when I read it, and perhaps I found it so dull only because so many people had coveted it before me and its themes were too imprinted into society for me to see it as anything but a statement of the obvious. At the time of it's publication I'm sure it was incendiary. Also, I may just have horrible taste.*

No. His failure had little to do with his work. His was a social problem, shared, no doubt, by others who just happened upon concentration camps or witnessed similar horrors. You get the bad taste of humanity in your mouth, nothing really washes it away for good.

He did what so many like him have done: He Sought. He sought and sought. That fucker looked everywhere. He seemed to have rejected Dear Sweet Jesus right away, and I can't reall blame him for that.

Wikipedia:
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After abandoning Kriya yoga, Salinger tried Dianetics (the forerunner of Scientology), even meeting its founder L. Ron Hubbard, but according to Claire he was quickly disenchanted with it.[70][71] This was followed by adherence to a number of spiritual, medical, and nutritional belief systems including Christian Science, homeopathy, acupuncture, macrobiotics, the teachings of Edgar Cayce, fasting, vomiting to remove impurities, megadoses of Vitamin C, urine therapy, "speaking in tongues" (or Charismatic glossolalia), and sitting in a Reichian "orgone box" to bathe in "orgone energy."[72][73][74][75]

I read that and I could feel this icy grip, shaming me, humiliating me. Not only had much of my own "studies" and practices been done to death well before I was capable of understanding that Shit's Fucked Up (or understanding anything at all for that matter), but they were shared by a distant (ha) somewhat aloof (haha) recluse, who died mostly alone (BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

What this shows me, as much as it shows me anything, is that in all his religious searching and explorations of other belief based systems of thought, he never got to discordianism. Or, at least, he didn't GET IT if did get to it.

One thing that discordianism has shown the value of is the ability to Stick Apart Together and HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN. I feel Salinger could have used those lessons.

Many of us want to rip the core of the earth apart and have been left with a deep distaste for the status quo (whatever the fuck that is). Some of us just hate generally, up and down and across the board. And that's okay. Nothing wrong with hate. Beats apathy or forced Positive Thinking hands down, IMHO.

But that doesn't mean we lock ourselves away, or find some mountain cave to hide in. Monks and priests and the anti-social make this excuse, that truth can be found in solitude, in quiet contemplation. But this is a lie, another "escape" that amounts to no more than spartan window dressing.

This is also the biggest flaw in analytical philosophy. All that jargon, just another mountain to hide in. You can tell because any FUNCTIONAL system of belief or truth or explanation must be catered to nature of humans as SOCIAL animals.

These things, these beliefs, even Mega-dosing Vit.C. They are often just ways to avoid needing people, being close to them, and feeling the very real ups and downs that people bring with them wherever they go.

You need people, I need people. J.D. Salinger thought he didn't need people. And maybe he didn't, maybe he was just happy as a clam tucked away with is supplements and Ancient Texts and no one to talk to but his typewriter.

I don't want that. For me, that is just another kind of hell. The Hell of the Lonely Bastard, and until recently it was the same hell I was heading towards.

Now though, I'm going to go ahead and do what he was afraid to do, what I've been afraid to do.  I'm going to risk myself and see if I can't make some motherfucking friends. Even ones who occasionally tell each other to go fuck themselves. Even if I lose some here and there. There's a risk there, as with anything worth doing. Hell, I'm taking a risk just by posting this for you vicious bastards to read.

It's better this way, better than living death.



*Burns has countered this and I am liable to put my faith in his judgement.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 01, 2010, 03:36:05 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Wizard on February 01, 2010, 03:52:58 AM
Good epiphany. Salinger mindfucked you from the grave.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Freeky on February 01, 2010, 03:53:12 AM
At first I was like  :mittens:

and then I was  :x :mittens:

And then :cry: :mittens:

That's good stuff.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: the last yatto on February 01, 2010, 09:39:06 AM
:mittens:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 01, 2010, 11:54:27 AM
I'm glad I didn't need to have read Catcher in the Rye to appreciate this.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 01:35:45 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on February 01, 2010, 03:18:12 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 01, 2010, 03:11:56 PM
QuoteI'm glad I didn't need to have read Catcher in the Rye to appreciate this.

they made us in school. then picked it to tiny yucksucky little pieces and analysed the fail fragments.  :argh!:

Same.

Alty, great piece.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2010, 03:40:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 01, 2010, 11:54:27 AM
I'm glad I didn't need to have read Catcher in the Rye to appreciate this.

They need to start advertising that as "the favourite book of loser, would-be assassins everywhere!"
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2010, 03:53:08 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 01, 2010, 03:11:56 PM
QuoteI'm glad I didn't need to have read Catcher in the Rye to appreciate this.

they made us in school. then picked it to tiny yucksucky little pieces and analysed the fail fragments.  :argh!:

I had a fantastic English teacher when we read Catcher in the Rye, which was on the Ban List. He wouldn't let anyone get away with not reading it, and if you even mentioned serial killers, he would remind you that this was English class, and not Forensic Psychology. If you continued to complain and brought your parents into it, he would assume you weren't intelligent enough for Honors English and had you removed to go study with the rest of the kids. Naturally, this was the first book we read that year (the Great Gatsby was the 2nd.).

My parents made SURE I read that book. And I liked it. Maybe because I "got it" or I had a teacher that helped me "get it", but either way, it made a lot of sense to me. Holden Caulfield was perfectly fine; it was the rest of the world that was fucking crazy.

Guaranteed now that Salinger is dead, they will be making a movie of it. They had tried before, and he basically shot them down. I think that if it's done right, it can be really awesome, but at the same time, there will be a lot of people with very neo-conservative views that will protest the fuck out of it, not to mention the gays, since there is a lot of homophobic mentionings (but you're also talking about a story taking place in the 1950s). I'd be curious to see what could become of this.

Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2010, 03:53:08 PM


I had a fantastic English teacher when we read Catcher in the Rye, which was on the Ban List. He wouldn't let anyone get away with not reading it, and if you even mentioned serial killers, he would remind you that this was English class, and not Forensic Psychology.

THIS.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 01, 2010, 05:18:33 PM
Still not sure what exactly it is that the killers see in it.  I would understand if they were all caught carrying copies of the Fountainhead.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 01, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
How many of them were even factually connected with that book? People (and by people, I mean that horrible Mel Gibson movie) mention the Oklahoma Bombing, but that was The Turner Diaries.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Lee Harvey Oswald put it under his elbow to steady his aim, and John Wilkes Booth was known to carry a copy.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
John Wilkes Booth was known to carry a copy.


:lulz:

Time traveling presidential assassins FTW.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Mark David Chapman also quoted it during his trial. This is because he's fucking psycho and killed John Lennon, not because the book made him do it.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
John Wilkes Booth was known to carry a copy.


:lulz:

Time traveling presidential assassins FTW.


Crazy but clever, that guy.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 01, 2010, 05:52:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Mark David Chapman also quoted it during his trial. This is because he's fucking psycho and killed John Lennon, not because the book made him do it.

Yes.  What part did he quote?  Any idea?
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2010, 05:56:16 PM
He referred to himself using the name of the main character several times, and I believe he wrote a letter to his wife signed Holden Caufield as well.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:56:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:52:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 01, 2010, 05:37:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Mark David Chapman also quoted it during his trial. This is because he's fucking psycho and killed John Lennon, not because the book made him do it.

Yes.  What part did he quote?  Any idea?

QuoteAnyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around — nobody big, I mean — except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff — I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Fuquad on February 01, 2010, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Lee Harvey Oswald put it under his elbow to steady his aim.
To be fair he was hiding behind boxes full of the thing. It's not like he chose the book.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 06:21:51 PM
Quote from: Fuquad on February 01, 2010, 06:16:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 05:26:00 PM
Mark David Chapman was carrying it when he got caught, and I think Hinkley was connected to it in some way also, wasn't he?

Lee Harvey Oswald put it under his elbow to steady his aim.
To be fair he was hiding behind boxes full of the thing. It's not like he chose the book.

That's just what they want you to think.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 01, 2010, 06:42:47 PM
I have really mixed feelings about the OP.

My first impression of it is that it is yet another "I'm better/more enlightened/having more fun than that person" rant, based almost entirely on minimalizing the accomplishments and life of a literary icon, not just as a literary icon but as a human being. Maybe there's more to it than that, and I might read it again to see if I'm missing something. To assume that Salinger didn't know how to have fun is quite a stretch, considering so little is known about his later years. To say  that he thought he "didn't need people" seems quite a stretch as well, considering that he left behind a widow, and appears to have had several people close to him in the years leading up to his death.

The only book of Salinger's I've read was Franny and Zooey, and it was OK. Not the level of "OMG that is my favorite book now" that I was led to expect, but basically, I don't care, as my favorite book is also not everyone else's, and if it was I would find the world a lot less interesting.

Anyway, what was the point of this again? I feel like I MUST have missed something.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Payne on February 01, 2010, 07:02:17 PM
I had a big assed reply on the go saying much the same as the ConVol, but my computer died. Suffice tosay that i did not agree with OP and when I can use a keyboard to type instead of a PS3 controller, I will elaborate.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 01, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I don't think I'm more enlightened than anyone, in fact I find the goal of enlightenment to be just another escape. For me, anyway.

My point was I could see so much of my own actions and beliefs in this man's life, of which I admittedly know little of beyond what wikipedia has to say, and it sort of scared me.

I have over the last few years become increasingly closed off from other people. I've always been aloof, but recently have driven all but a handful of people out of my life. I don't have a lot of friends and the ones I do have I rarely see. I don't "go out", I don't "have fun".

My point was sitting at home with supplements, "esoteric" knowledge, and writing was the life that I wanted, was heading towards. I just wanted to find peace in being alone.

And I don't think that's healthy.

I don't really care about Salinger one way or another, really. This rant wasn't so much about him as much as it's about how I don't want to die hermetic and alone.

It may be my style putting you off, which is funny because this was me in a chipper mood, happy to be free of another shackle and looking forward to making connections with people.

QuoteMy first impression of it is that it is yet another "I'm better/more enlightened/having more fun than that person" rant

Where are these other ones again? I don't see a whole lot of people professing to be better than others around here, and those instances in which that does happen seem to me to be tongue-in-cheek.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 07:08:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 01, 2010, 07:04:56 PM
I have over the last few years become increasingly closed off from other people. I've always been aloof, but recently have driven all but a handful of people out of my life. I don't have a lot of friends and the ones I do have I rarely see. I don't "go out", I don't "have fun".

My point was sitting at home with supplements, "esoteric" knowledge, and writing was the life that I wanted, was heading towards. I just wanted to find peace in being alone.

And I don't think that's healthy.

Of course it isn't.  Try this instead:

Bounce screaming down the side of a mountain in a beat-to-shit jeep, shooting out the window, and not paying much attention to where you're going.  When you wreck, blame it on the wildlife.

This has always worked for me, and if it hasn't enlightened me, it has emptied my bowels, thus at least making me lighter.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 01, 2010, 07:18:02 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to be alone.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 07:18:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 07:18:02 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to be alone.

I do.  It's hard to vent my spleen on monkeys when there aren't any around.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Hangshai on February 01, 2010, 08:30:32 PM
Alty that was awesome.  The main message I jive with is the part about having fun.  Too many times it seems that things get bogged down with fights and arguments over the 'finer points'.  Well, I for one have calloused my fingers(and soul) from trying to keep them on the pulse of whats 'real' to the point that I can barely even feel anymore. The main meaning I get from discordianism is, above all, have fun!  Enjoy life!  Laugh and be absurd!  Because if you're not seeing the absurdity in it all, and the ease of it all, then you're looking to hard or in the wrong place.  All the other gods were arrogantly bickering and arguing over who was the prettiest or most handsome (or smartest, or best at anything, or whatever), and Eris comes along and showed them (and me) that not only are they missing the point completely, but the answer isn't something that needs to be hunted down, it can be seen if only you can get over yourself first.  Sure, it almost seems like what resonates as the truth (to me) has been obfuscated over time, but that seems like something we(humans) have done ourselves, as a consequence of not being able to see whats right in front of us.  Muddying the waters by agitating them so much through our fevered shivering while searching through life for a speck of meaning, like a dope sick junkie on the bathroom floor at 3 a.m. looking for a sliver of junk to calm his nerves.

(Sorry, Alty, not trying to hijack, and im not trying to define anything(especially discord), just saying what it means to myself.)

Great post again, Alty.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 02, 2010, 05:09:41 AM
ConVol:

I think you brought up some valid points. I had a point to make and Salinger was the simplest vehicle for for me. I took some liberties.  I don't believe he left a widow behind though. From what I read she left him when he turned her into a prisoner in their home.
I was trying to imprint my experiences onto someone else's, a thing one should always be on guard for.   

Thank you for helping me to look at this with more clarity.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2010, 03:38:19 PM
Before I begin, I'd like to express my apologies and regrets for arriving to my first Apple Talk letter three days late (school eated my forum-browsing time). I haven't read the rest of the read besides the OP, so if I cover ground that's already been covered, my bad.

Quote from: Alty on February 01, 2010, 02:34:29 AM
Not because of Catcher in the Rye, though I loathed that book. I may have judged it in error anyway. I was a lot dumber when I read it, and perhaps I found it so dull only because so many people had coveted it before me and its themes were too imprinted into society for me to see it as anything but a statement of the obvious. At the time of it's publication I'm sure it was incendiary. Also, I may just have horrible taste.*

No. His failure had little to do with his work. His was a social problem, shared, no doubt, by others who just happened upon concentration camps or witnessed similar horrors. You get the bad taste of humanity in your mouth, nothing really washes it away for good.

He did what so many like him have done: He Sought. He sought and sought. That fucker looked everywhere. He seemed to have rejected Dear Sweet Jesus right away, and I can't reall blame him for that.

Wikipedia:
Quote
After abandoning Kriya yoga, Salinger tried Dianetics (the forerunner of Scientology), even meeting its founder L. Ron Hubbard, but according to Claire he was quickly disenchanted with it.[70][71] This was followed by adherence to a number of spiritual, medical, and nutritional belief systems including Christian Science, homeopathy, acupuncture, macrobiotics, the teachings of Edgar Cayce, fasting, vomiting to remove impurities, megadoses of Vitamin C, urine therapy, "speaking in tongues" (or Charismatic glossolalia), and sitting in a Reichian "orgone box" to bathe in "orgone energy."[72][73][74][75]

I read that and I could feel this icy grip, shaming me, humiliating me. Not only had much of my own "studies" and practices been done to death well before I was capable of understanding that Shit's Fucked Up (or understanding anything at all for that matter), but they were shared by a distant (ha) somewhat aloof (haha) recluse, who died mostly alone (BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

What this shows me, as much as it shows me anything, is that in all his religious searching and explorations of other belief based systems of thought, he never got to discordianism. Or, at least, he didn't GET IT if did get to it.

One thing that discordianism has shown the value of is the ability to Stick Apart Together and HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN. I feel Salinger could have used those lessons.

Many of us want to rip the core of the earth apart and have been left with a deep distaste for the status quo (whatever the fuck that is). Some of us just hate generally, up and down and across the board. And that's okay. Nothing wrong with hate. Beats apathy or forced Positive Thinking hands down, IMHO.

But that doesn't mean we lock ourselves away, or find some mountain cave to hide in. Monks and priests and the anti-social make this excuse, that truth can be found in solitude, in quiet contemplation. But this is a lie, another "escape" that amounts to no more than spartan window dressing.

This is also the biggest flaw in analytical philosophy. All that jargon, just another mountain to hide in. You can tell because any FUNCTIONAL system of belief or truth or explanation must be catered to nature of humans as SOCIAL animals.

These things, these beliefs, even Mega-dosing Vit.C. They are often just ways to avoid needing people, being close to them, and feeling the very real ups and downs that people bring with them wherever they go.

You need people, I need people. J.D. Salinger thought he didn't need people. And maybe he didn't, maybe he was just happy as a clam tucked away with is supplements and Ancient Texts and no one to talk to but his typewriter.

I don't want that. For me, that is just another kind of hell. The Hell of the Lonely Bastard, and until recently it was the same hell I was heading towards.

Now though, I'm going to go ahead and do what he was afraid to do, what I've been afraid to do.  I'm going to risk myself and see if I can't make some motherfucking friends. Even ones who occasionally tell each other to go fuck themselves. Even if I lose some here and there. There's a risk there, as with anything worth doing. Hell, I'm taking a risk just by posting this for you vicious bastards to read.

It's better this way, better than living death.



*Burns has countered this and I am liable to put my faith in his judgement.

You know, I felt the same damn way about Catcher in the Rye. I tried like a bastard to grasp and appreciate the themes and genius of it and to hold up Salinger as a paragon of modern American literature... and I couldn't. It was the diatribe of a man trapped in a thought, a single ever-perpetuating thought that had been pretty clearly expressed by the end of the first chapter and somehow carried him through the whole damn book. However, I suppose it does stand as a unique forerunner and should be respected for that.

But like you say, he tried desperately to hide from the ugliness, and he needed to build his own little hidden world in order to do that. The monks and ascetics, the ones who claim to find truth in solitude, are able to do so because they can construct a world of solitude. Their truth, like the truth of anyone else's Black Iron Prison, very often only works for the context in which they found it (or made it up).

People like us, we need dynamo every once in a while. Some people start screaming for the world to stop and let them get off, and they can never stop screaming because every single time it turns it feels like a fresh new horror. So they try their damndest to build their own little secret world with a foundation and soundproof walls and, most importantly, a minimum of people. People make a great big mess of things, and they're often stupid, and often horrible, but god damn it I'm people too and it's as much of a filthy lie to pretend that I'm not as was every single lie and bit of bullshit spoken by one of the "phonies" that Holden could never manage to get the fuck over.

I wanted to smack that kid a quarter of the way through the book. Yeah, everyone's a phony, Holden, we get it. Our civilization is practically built on being phony, fake, false, and fraudulent. It's the society of the spectacle, bitch. Why let that stop you from enjoying yourself, from following through on something, anything, that might make life enjoyable for ten minutes? My Discordianism says that I won't let the scum of the world, in all its viscous, pungent, putrid mass stop me from having a good time.


edit: minor grammarfail
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 03:40:02 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 03:42:23 PM
Agreed.  Nice way to come back to the forums Cainad.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 04:11:02 PM
The funny thing for me about Salinger is that he was apparently still writing for all those years, just not publishing.  What could he have to say?  If your entire world is limited to a handful of people, wouldn't your ideas tend to become cyclical in a sense?

And, by the way, how many have read the last story in Nine Stories, "Teddy"?  It's insufferable.  If that's what the rest of his writing was to be like, maybe we haven't been missing much.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2010, 04:27:54 PM
TGRR and LMNO: Thanks. I needed something like this to get my hackles up, especially since some people IRL are expecting me to perform as the angry Right Reverend.

Hoopla: to my discredit, I've never bothered with any of Salinger's other work. But, as you say, someone who lives a life as far away from other people as possible would probably develop very cyclical thoughts, something J.D. was no doubt familiar with if Holden's stream of consciousness is any indicator of how the author's mind worked.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2010, 04:46:21 PM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 01, 2010, 06:42:47 PM
I have really mixed feelings about the OP.

My first impression of it is that it is yet another "I'm better/more enlightened/having more fun than that person" rant, based almost entirely on minimalizing the accomplishments and life of a literary icon, not just as a literary icon but as a human being. Maybe there's more to it than that, and I might read it again to see if I'm missing something. To assume that Salinger didn't know how to have fun is quite a stretch, considering so little is known about his later years. To say  that he thought he "didn't need people" seems quite a stretch as well, considering that he left behind a widow, and appears to have had several people close to him in the years leading up to his death.

The only book of Salinger's I've read was Franny and Zooey, and it was OK. Not the level of "OMG that is my favorite book now" that I was led to expect, but basically, I don't care, as my favorite book is also not everyone else's, and if it was I would find the world a lot less interesting.

Anyway, what was the point of this again? I feel like I MUST have missed something.

The point that I got out of it was that the obsession with how awful the world is and letting it ruin every moment of your day is almost as sick as being one of the people who make it so awful. Equating J.D. Salinger with his most famous character, Holden Caulfield, is probably fallacious, but the important part is that Holden, while not crazy, is infuriating and immature. I could only sympathize with him so far, before my moping gland was squeezed dry and and I wanted to kick him in the butt and hand him a ticket to go skydiving or some shit.

I dunno. Maybe it's a point that makes the most sense to people who felt the same way I did about Catcher in the Rye. In retrospect, maybe we can re-interpret the author's intention as trying to infuriate the reader with Holden's inability to cope with a world that isn't as honest and real as he wanted it to be. And maybe I should stop typing before my mind goes completely off the rails.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 02, 2010, 04:51:10 PM
Ha! I knew I addressed this to the right person. You clarfied my point with more elagance than I was able to manage. 

Thanks!
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 02, 2010, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 02, 2010, 04:51:10 PM
Ha! I knew I addressed this to the right person. You clarfied my point with more elagance than I was able to manage. 

Thanks!

You're too kind. Some thoughts require an extra brain or two to help sort them out.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 02, 2010, 05:09:41 AM
ConVol:

I think you brought up some valid points. I had a point to make and Salinger was the simplest vehicle for for me. I took some liberties.  I don't believe he left a widow behind though. From what I read she left him when he turned her into a prisoner in their home.
I was trying to imprint my experiences onto someone else's, a thing one should always be on guard for.   

Thank you for helping me to look at this with more clarity.

You "don't believe" he left a widow behind?

Why is that? Maybe you shouldn't write about subjects you're not very familiar with. I'm sorry, but... taking liberties with an actual human being's life is a bit more of a stretch than I can sympathize with.

Yes, his wife DID leave him in 1966, which, according to his daughter's biography, was because he was isolating and controlling. He remarried in the 80's, and that wife is now his widow. Simple enough to look up; if you're motivated enough to write about the man you should be motivated enough to read a few pages of biographical information first.

The fact remains, aside from the fact that he continued to write, no one really knows a whole lot about Salinger's later years, including whether he had much of a social life. Assuming that he was sitting cloistered in his home the whole time is a stretch, to say the least. Have you seen so much as a picture of him taken within the last 45 years? Perhaps he was a total recluse. Perhaps not.

I think I see the basic premise of your rant, but I think it could stand to be rewritten to be about yourself rather than baseless assumptions about an author with whom you aren't familiar enough to write about.

And I don't believe I agree with the rant, even then. Unless, again, I have missed something profound. But I don't think I have.

Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 02, 2010, 04:46:21 PM


The point that I got out of it was that the obsession with how awful the world is and letting it ruin every moment of your day is almost as sick as being one of the people who make it so awful.

This, I can agree with completely. Absolutely. I was not able to find that point in the piece, unfortunately.


QuoteEquating J.D. Salinger with his most famous character, Holden Caulfield, is probably fallacious, but the important part is that Holden, while not crazy, is infuriating and immature. I could only sympathize with him so far, before my moping gland was squeezed dry and and I wanted to kick him in the butt and hand him a ticket to go skydiving or some shit.

I dunno. Maybe it's a point that makes the most sense to people who felt the same way I did about Catcher in the Rye. In retrospect, maybe we can re-interpret the author's intention as trying to infuriate the reader with Holden's inability to cope with a world that isn't as honest and real as he wanted it to be. And maybe I should stop typing before my mind goes completely off the rails.


It's not just fallacious. It's idiotic. It makes absolutely no sense. Not only that, but everything the OP expressed was expressed much better in Salinger's own Franny and Zooey, which, as I mentioned, did not rock my world, but was at least well-written and comprehensible.

It's not particularly clear whether Holden Caulfield was meant to be a sympathetic character. When I attempted to read Catcher in the Rye, I made it barely 20 pages in before realizing it was unlikely that I would sympathize with Caulfield or enjoy the book, so I stopped. Salinger was certainly a skilled enough writer to invent deeply flawed protagonists. As much as Catcher in the Rye is a 7th-grade classic, I'm not sure the average 7th-grader is sophisticated enough to really grasp the depth of characters who are more meant to be examined than to be emulated.

My suggestion to Alty; explore the Holden Caulfield angle a little more. Stop conflating the author with the character. Clarify that you are writing about your own fears rather than projecting a life of which you are fearful on an author you know too little about. This could be a good piece, with some reworking.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 02, 2010, 08:23:18 PM
I am glad I wrote it just as I did because:

-I was able to express something, to the best of my ability at the time, and have it understood by people. 

-Your posts, which have caused me to look deeper at my method and motivations than I would have otherwise. I would rather risk having my pride and ego wounded or be called an idiot or be accused of thinking I'm better than people,  than fall under some delusion, or make the same mistake over and over again, especially when trying to communicate something important to me. Above all, I seek clarity.  

I believe I will rewrite it (though Cainad really did make the point better than I did, which was also my reason for writing it), but I'm a slow-but-steady learner so it'll take a bit to untangle my mind.  
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
A lot of people seem to miss the fact that Holden was crazy.  Like, really crazy, not wacky crazy.

It's been well over a decade since I read it, but I recall a part where he is concerned he will not make it to the other side of the street.  I remember reading that part and suddenly a light bulb went off.  "Ah, this all now makes sense."
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:00:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
A lot of people seem to miss the fact that Holden was crazy.  Like, really crazy, not wacky crazy.

It's been well over a decade since I read it, but I recall a part where he is concerned he will not make it to the other side of the street.  I remember reading that part and suddenly a light bulb went off.  "Ah, this all now makes sense."

I disagree, I think he had a very different point of view than the rest of the world around him. His brother was a psychotherapist and his parents were rich enough to not give a fuck about him, so of COURSE the entirety of the book would be him narrating his 3 day ordeal in NYC to a shrink. They think there is something wrong with him because he left school, so they locked him up because they could afford it and didn't really care otherwise rather than approach the problems he could be facing. Problems that essentially any teenager could face. It's about reaching the point in maturity when childhood meets adulthood, and being apprehensive about growing up. He's displeased with the way the world is changing around him, and it depresses him. He describes his younger sister as having similar point of views on things as him as well. This doesn't make him "crazy".

Its the same idea as putting a 15 year old girl on antidepressants today because she is having hormonal mood swings, but instead claiming she's bipolar and crazy and letting the drugs doing the parenting.

The book is very relevant even 50 years later.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 09:07:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:00:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
A lot of people seem to miss the fact that Holden was crazy.  Like, really crazy, not wacky crazy.

It's been well over a decade since I read it, but I recall a part where he is concerned he will not make it to the other side of the street.  I remember reading that part and suddenly a light bulb went off.  "Ah, this all now makes sense."

I disagree, I think he had a very different point of view than the rest of the world around him. His brother was a psychotherapist and his parents were rich enough to not give a fuck about him, so of COURSE the entirety of the book would be him narrating his 3 day ordeal in NYC to a shrink. They think there is something wrong with him because he left school, so they locked him up because they could afford it and didn't really care otherwise rather than approach the problems he could be facing. Problems that essentially any teenager could face. It's about reaching the point in maturity when childhood meets adulthood, and being apprehensive about growing up. He's displeased with the way the world is changing around him, and it depresses him. He describes his younger sister as having similar point of views on things as him as well. This doesn't make him "crazy".

Its the same idea as putting a 15 year old girl on antidepressants today because she is having hormonal mood swings, but instead claiming she's bipolar and crazy and letting the drugs doing the parenting.

The book is very relevant even 50 years later.

For most of the book I would agree with you, but toward the end of the book he clearly becomes unglued.  It's been over a decade since I read it but there is a part when he is wandering around the town and is afraid he won't be able to get to the other side of the street, either because the street will be gone, or he will be... I can't quite remember.  I will find the passage tonight when I get home and quote it in this thread... but that is not just a different point of view, that's crazy.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:22:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 09:07:26 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:00:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
A lot of people seem to miss the fact that Holden was crazy.  Like, really crazy, not wacky crazy.

It's been well over a decade since I read it, but I recall a part where he is concerned he will not make it to the other side of the street.  I remember reading that part and suddenly a light bulb went off.  "Ah, this all now makes sense."

I disagree, I think he had a very different point of view than the rest of the world around him. His brother was a psychotherapist and his parents were rich enough to not give a fuck about him, so of COURSE the entirety of the book would be him narrating his 3 day ordeal in NYC to a shrink. They think there is something wrong with him because he left school, so they locked him up because they could afford it and didn't really care otherwise rather than approach the problems he could be facing. Problems that essentially any teenager could face. It's about reaching the point in maturity when childhood meets adulthood, and being apprehensive about growing up. He's displeased with the way the world is changing around him, and it depresses him. He describes his younger sister as having similar point of views on things as him as well. This doesn't make him "crazy".

Its the same idea as putting a 15 year old girl on antidepressants today because she is having hormonal mood swings, but instead claiming she's bipolar and crazy and letting the drugs doing the parenting.

The book is very relevant even 50 years later.

For most of the book I would agree with you, but toward the end of the book he clearly becomes unglued.  It's been over a decade since I read it but there is a part when he is wandering around the town and is afraid he won't be able to get to the other side of the street, either because the street will be gone, or he will be... I can't quite remember.  I will find the passage tonight when I get home and quote it in this thread... but that is not just a different point of view, that's crazy.

You could be interpreting it differently than I am though.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 09:24:40 PM
I agree with Hoops, I think.  In the beginning of the book, he's just an angsty, un-social kid.

At the end, he's in a serious breakdown, if not outright insane.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:26:53 PM
Well, New York City DOES have that effect on people, doesn't it?
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 09:35:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:26:53 PM
Well, New York City DOES have that effect on people, doesn't it?

Not on me.  I love that town.  Especially Brooklyn.  It is the only place I love that loves me back.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:22:36 PM
You could be interpreting it differently than I am though.

Oh, certainly.  Without a doubt.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 02, 2010, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
QuoteEquating J.D. Salinger with his most famous character, Holden Caulfield, is probably fallacious, but the important part is that Holden, while not crazy, is infuriating and immature. I could only sympathize with him so far, before my moping gland was squeezed dry and and I wanted to kick him in the butt and hand him a ticket to go skydiving or some shit.

I dunno. Maybe it's a point that makes the most sense to people who felt the same way I did about Catcher in the Rye. In retrospect, maybe we can re-interpret the author's intention as trying to infuriate the reader with Holden's inability to cope with a world that isn't as honest and real as he wanted it to be. And maybe I should stop typing before my mind goes completely off the rails.


It's not just fallacious. It's idiotic. It makes absolutely no sense. Not only that, but everything the OP expressed was expressed much better in Salinger's own Franny and Zooey, which, as I mentioned, did not rock my world, but was at least well-written and comprehensible.

It's not particularly clear whether Holden Caulfield was meant to be a sympathetic character. When I attempted to read Catcher in the Rye, I made it barely 20 pages in before realizing it was unlikely that I would sympathize with Caulfield or enjoy the book, so I stopped. Salinger was certainly a skilled enough writer to invent deeply flawed protagonists. As much as Catcher in the Rye is a 7th-grade classic, I'm not sure the average 7th-grader is sophisticated enough to really grasp the depth of characters who are more meant to be examined than to be emulated.

My suggestion to Alty; explore the Holden Caulfield angle a little more. Stop conflating the author with the character. Clarify that you are writing about your own fears rather than projecting a life of which you are fearful on an author you know too little about. This could be a good piece, with some reworking.

wow.

can we say "thread roont" now?

Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 11:18:22 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 09:38:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 02, 2010, 09:22:36 PM
You could be interpreting it differently than I am though.

Oh, certainly.  Without a doubt.

When we read this in school, the different ways the students took it was vast. So it doesn't surprise me that even as we have this discussion that there would be differences. There really is no right or wrong interpretation either though, and it's hard to say what Salinger may have wanted us to think, since, well, he never told anyone.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 11:39:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 02, 2010, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 02, 2010, 06:35:18 PM
QuoteEquating J.D. Salinger with his most famous character, Holden Caulfield, is probably fallacious, but the important part is that Holden, while not crazy, is infuriating and immature. I could only sympathize with him so far, before my moping gland was squeezed dry and and I wanted to kick him in the butt and hand him a ticket to go skydiving or some shit.

I dunno. Maybe it's a point that makes the most sense to people who felt the same way I did about Catcher in the Rye. In retrospect, maybe we can re-interpret the author's intention as trying to infuriate the reader with Holden's inability to cope with a world that isn't as honest and real as he wanted it to be. And maybe I should stop typing before my mind goes completely off the rails.


It's not just fallacious. It's idiotic. It makes absolutely no sense. Not only that, but everything the OP expressed was expressed much better in Salinger's own Franny and Zooey, which, as I mentioned, did not rock my world, but was at least well-written and comprehensible.

It's not particularly clear whether Holden Caulfield was meant to be a sympathetic character. When I attempted to read Catcher in the Rye, I made it barely 20 pages in before realizing it was unlikely that I would sympathize with Caulfield or enjoy the book, so I stopped. Salinger was certainly a skilled enough writer to invent deeply flawed protagonists. As much as Catcher in the Rye is a 7th-grade classic, I'm not sure the average 7th-grader is sophisticated enough to really grasp the depth of characters who are more meant to be examined than to be emulated.

My suggestion to Alty; explore the Holden Caulfield angle a little more. Stop conflating the author with the character. Clarify that you are writing about your own fears rather than projecting a life of which you are fearful on an author you know too little about. This could be a good piece, with some reworking.

wow.

can we say "thread roont" now?



Why?  Because she doesn't agree?

So rants are basically just circle jerks?
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 02, 2010, 11:44:31 PM
Thanks, Hoopla.

If this was in "Bring & Brag" I might offer writing critique, but I wouldn't debate the content. It's not in Bring & Brag, so I assumed the content was fair game.

I don't think anything I said was out of place or out of line, especially considering the title of the rant. And I meant my last sentence.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 02, 2010, 11:49:01 PM
No for creating a big deal about something that's obviously not the point of the rant.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2010, 11:49:19 PM
Here's the passage I mentioned earlier, feel free to interpret as you will about the intended mindset of the central character:


Anyway, I kept walking and walking up Fifth Avenue, without any tie on or anything.  Then all of a sudden, something very spooky started happening.  Every time I came to the end of a block and stepped off the goddam curb, I had this feeling that I'd never get to the other side of the street.  I thought I'd just go down, down, down, and nobody'd ever see me again.  Boy, did it scare me.  You can't imagine.  I started sweating like a bastard–my whole shirt and underwear and everything.  Then I started doing something else.  Every time I'd get to the end of a block I'd make believe I was talking to my brother Allie.  I'd say to him, "Allie, don't let me disappear.  Allie, don't let me disappear.  Allie, don't let me disappear.  Please, Allie."  And then when I'd reach the other side of the street without disappearing, I'd thank him.  Then it would start all over again as soon as I got to the next corner.  But I kept going and all.  I was sort of afraid to stop, I think–I don't remember to tell you the truth.  I know I didn't stop until I was way up in the Sixties, past the zoo and all.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Suu on February 03, 2010, 12:01:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 02, 2010, 11:49:19 PM
Here's the passage I mentioned earlier, feel free to interpret as you will about the intended mindset of the central character:


Anyway, I kept walking and walking up Fifth Avenue, without any tie on or anything.  Then all of a sudden, something very spooky started happening.  Every time I came to the end of a block and stepped off the goddam curb, I had this feeling that I'd never get to the other side of the street.  I thought I'd just go down, down, down, and nobody'd ever see me again.  Boy, did it scare me.  You can't imagine.  I started sweating like a bastard–my whole shirt and underwear and everything.  Then I started doing something else.  Every time I'd get to the end of a block I'd make believe I was talking to my brother Allie.  I'd say to him, "Allie, don't let me disappear.  Allie, don't let me disappear.  Allie, don't let me disappear.  Please, Allie."  And then when I'd reach the other side of the street without disappearing, I'd thank him.  Then it would start all over again as soon as I got to the next corner.  But I kept going and all.  I was sort of afraid to stop, I think–I don't remember to tell you the truth.  I know I didn't stop until I was way up in the Sixties, past the zoo and all.

Hmm, I didn't remember that part. (It's been over 10 years for me too.) Thanks for the passage.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 03, 2010, 12:05:58 AM
No problem!  It was easier to find than I had feared it might be.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2010, 12:15:00 AM
Not reading far enough to realize that the man had been remarried, and making erroneous assumptions about the man in general was a Fuck-up. Certanly makes ME feel like a jackass. And for that I'm grateful, because it means more stupid out of my system.

So, I think it improved the thread.


Er...I mean everyone STFU AND KEEP THOSE MITTENS ROLLING!
:lulz:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: hooplala on February 03, 2010, 12:37:22 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 03, 2010, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 03, 2010, 12:15:00 AM
Not reading far enough to realize that the man had been remarried, and making erroneous assumptions about the man in general was a Fuck-up. Certanly makes ME feel like a jackass. And for that I'm grateful, because it means more stupid out of my system.

So, I think it improved the thread

Okee, never mind then.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2010, 10:13:39 PM
Thanks for understanding, Alty.

000, the reason I criticized it so harshly was because the very premise of the essay was the personality of an actual person, and if the basic assumptions about that person are incorrect, the premise is shot; the essay has no legs.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Payne on February 03, 2010, 10:17:21 PM
Pix: that was awesome!
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 10:19:21 PM
I liked it.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2010, 10:40:01 PM
I'm pretty satisfied with it as is, same for this thread. I love this fucking thread. Don't get me wrong, when I first read this:
QuoteYou "don't believe" he left a widow behind?

Why is that? Maybe you shouldn't write about subjects you're not very familiar with. I'm sorry, but... taking liberties with an actual human being's life is a bit more of a stretch than I can sympathize with.

Yes, his wife DID leave him in 1966, which, according to his daughter's biography, was because he was isolating and controlling. He remarried in the 80's, and that wife is now his widow. Simple enough to look up; if you're motivated enough to write about the man you should be motivated enough to read a few pages of biographical information first.

The fact remains, aside from the fact that he continued to write, no one really knows a whole lot about Salinger's later years, including whether he had much of a social life. Assuming that he was sitting cloistered in his home the whole time is a stretch, to say the least. Have you seen so much as a picture of him taken within the last 45 years? Perhaps he was a total recluse. Perhaps not.

I think I see the basic premise of your rant, but I think it could stand to be rewritten to be about yourself rather than baseless assumptions about an author with whom you aren't familiar enough to write about.

And I don't believe I agree with the rant, even then. Unless, again, I have missed something profound. But I don't think I have.

I was pretty damned pissed off, and the lack of food + two straight espresso shots in my belly magnified that quite a bit. But...for me, it just reaffirmed the point I was making. Like I said:
QuoteHell, I'm taking a risk just by posting this for you vicious bastards to read.

In my past, something like that would have just shut me down and compelled me to withdraw inwards, never venturing to read anything anyone here had to say. Stupid, yes. Yes.

The feel and the point is still there as I see it, regardless of the faults.

I'm thinking about exploring the idea under a totally different context, as I feel there's more and once I get stuck with an idea it's just that, stuck.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Salty on February 03, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
Also, I appreciate all youse guys' comments.

Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 03, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
Also, I appreciate all youse guys' comments.



I appreciate you writing it, and I hope you do some more.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 11:51:01 PM
Also really enjoyed this, please send us moar.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 04, 2010, 02:10:02 AM
Like Suu, they made us read it in english.  It was a big deal because it was the 80's and the book had received a lot of publicity.  I neither liked or disliked the book at the time. Maybe I should re-read it. 

As for the OP I liked it.  I understand where you were coming from.

:mittens: for you Alty and Cainad too!! Great discussion!!
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Post by: Suu on February 04, 2010, 03:22:46 AM
If only MORE threads could be like this.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Faust on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 01, 2010, 02:34:29 AM
Not because of Catcher in the Rye, though I loathed that book. I may have judged it in error anyway. I was a lot dumber when I read it, and perhaps I found it so dull only because so many people had coveted it before me and its themes were too imprinted into society for me to see it as anything but a statement of the obvious. At the time of it's publication I'm sure it was incendiary. Also, I may just have horrible taste.*

No. His failure had little to do with his work. His was a social problem, shared, no doubt, by others who just happened upon concentration camps or witnessed similar horrors. You get the bad taste of humanity in your mouth, nothing really washes it away for good.

He did what so many like him have done: He Sought. He sought and sought. That fucker looked everywhere. He seemed to have rejected Dear Sweet Jesus right away, and I can't reall blame him for that.

Wikipedia:
Quote
After abandoning Kriya yoga, Salinger tried Dianetics (the forerunner of Scientology), even meeting its founder L. Ron Hubbard, but according to Claire he was quickly disenchanted with it.[70][71] This was followed by adherence to a number of spiritual, medical, and nutritional belief systems including Christian Science, homeopathy, acupuncture, macrobiotics, the teachings of Edgar Cayce, fasting, vomiting to remove impurities, megadoses of Vitamin C, urine therapy, "speaking in tongues" (or Charismatic glossolalia), and sitting in a Reichian "orgone box" to bathe in "orgone energy."[72][73][74][75]

I read that and I could feel this icy grip, shaming me, humiliating me. Not only had much of my own "studies" and practices been done to death well before I was capable of understanding that Shit's Fucked Up (or understanding anything at all for that matter), but they were shared by a distant (ha) somewhat aloof (haha) recluse, who died mostly alone (BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

What this shows me, as much as it shows me anything, is that in all his religious searching and explorations of other belief based systems of thought, he never got to discordianism. Or, at least, he didn't GET IT if did get to it.

One thing that discordianism has shown the value of is the ability to Stick Apart Together and HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN. I feel Salinger could have used those lessons.

Many of us want to rip the core of the earth apart and have been left with a deep distaste for the status quo (whatever the fuck that is). Some of us just hate generally, up and down and across the board. And that's okay. Nothing wrong with hate. Beats apathy or forced Positive Thinking hands down, IMHO.

But that doesn't mean we lock ourselves away, or find some mountain cave to hide in. Monks and priests and the anti-social make this excuse, that truth can be found in solitude, in quiet contemplation. But this is a lie, another "escape" that amounts to no more than spartan window dressing.

This is also the biggest flaw in analytical philosophy. All that jargon, just another mountain to hide in. You can tell because any FUNCTIONAL system of belief or truth or explanation must be catered to nature of humans as SOCIAL animals.

These things, these beliefs, even Mega-dosing Vit.C. They are often just ways to avoid needing people, being close to them, and feeling the very real ups and downs that people bring with them wherever they go.

You need people, I need people. J.D. Salinger thought he didn't need people. And maybe he didn't, maybe he was just happy as a clam tucked away with is supplements and Ancient Texts and no one to talk to but his typewriter.

I don't want that. For me, that is just another kind of hell. The Hell of the Lonely Bastard, and until recently it was the same hell I was heading towards.

Now though, I'm going to go ahead and do what he was afraid to do, what I've been afraid to do.  I'm going to risk myself and see if I can't make some motherfucking friends. Even ones who occasionally tell each other to go fuck themselves. Even if I lose some here and there. There's a risk there, as with anything worth doing. Hell, I'm taking a risk just by posting this for you vicious bastards to read.

It's better this way, better than living death.



*Burns has countered this and I am liable to put my faith in his judgement.
Haven't read the rest of the thread, none the less:
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Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Hangshai on February 04, 2010, 04:03:43 AM
Quote from: Faust on February 04, 2010, 03:26:46 AM

Haven't read the rest of the thread, none the less:
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's ok, you pretty much got the gist of what the rest of the thread was about...

(ITT:[much deserved]Mittens for Alty!)

Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: . on February 04, 2010, 04:10:37 AM
This is a very good essay/rant whatever you would like to call it. I like the fact that you're putting that out there for everyone to read. It doesn't matter what people think, you find friends in the oddest places and in the oddest people. It's just part of that "I don't care what you think about me" attitude and people who don't respect you for that don't have any place in your life anyway, because, hell, if they don't like it that's their problem, because you got people around you that like you for that reason alone. I would like to see more like this out of you.
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: the last yatto on May 21, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267355/?tag=JD+Salinger :lulz:
Title: Re: You know, Cainad, Salinger was a fucking jackass.
Post by: Freeky on May 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on May 21, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267355/?tag=JD+Salinger :lulz:
:lulz:

"Can we PLEASE read this RIGHT NOW?!"