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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 01, 2010, 08:29:50 PM

Title: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 01, 2010, 08:29:50 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2010/01/29/mind-bending-optical-illusions
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2010, 08:57:37 PM
OMG HYPNOTISM!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: hooplala on February 01, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
Do people get paid to create those fucking things?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Richter on February 02, 2010, 12:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 01, 2010, 08:29:50 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2010/01/29/mind-bending-optical-illusions

:piss:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 02, 2010, 12:33:58 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:08:24 PM
Do people get paid to create those fucking things?

They seem to be always the same pics, though.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on February 02, 2010, 02:19:30 AM
Looking at those illusions after a while made my eyes all funky.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 02, 2010, 03:31:05 AM
I, for one, am just glad that there are valuable news organizations out there like Fox and CNN so I can read about this guy and his invention.


(http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/t1larg.jpg) (http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:35:55 AM
what the fuck. Is it necessary for it to talk?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 02, 2010, 03:38:57 AM
Is it necessary for it to look like the creepiest goddamn thing I've ever seen seen all day?

Picture, if you will, that guy plowing the shit out of it because you know he totally does. Just picture that right now in your brain. Enjoy your seizure.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 02, 2010, 03:40:53 AM
eww someone needs2lern facial proportions
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:41:53 AM
 :x :x :x THANK YOU DIPSHIT.

I wonder what some of its preprogrammed responses are

"Take it easy big guy ;)"
"Ooh that hurts"

and so forth ...

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 02, 2010, 03:42:59 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:41:53 AM
:x :x :x THANK YOU DIPSHIT.

:thanks:

I aim to horrify.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:43:36 AM
;)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Dimocritus on February 02, 2010, 03:44:21 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 01, 2010, 08:29:50 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2010/01/29/mind-bending-optical-illusions
Ever since I've seen Mind Warp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dll0jliMhlY), regular optical illusions will never cut it. Not sure if you'll get the full effect with the link, but the game itself can really fuck with your eyesight. I had to stop because I was afraid I'd permenantly damage my 20/20 vision. Either way, check out the warning disclaimer, it should be good for a chuckle.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:46:26 AM
I can't concetrate now ...

What if she crashs in the middle of it?

Sex-Bot : "I serve to please."
GP : "Lets have sex"
SB : "ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND."
GP : "Uh what?"
SB : "PLEASE REINSTALL OPERATING SYSTEM"

Every geeks dream/nightmare
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Freeky on February 02, 2010, 03:47:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 02, 2010, 03:31:05 AM
I, for one, am just glad that there are valuable news organizations out there like Fox and CNN so I can read about this guy and his invention.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html
(http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html)


I lol'd.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 02, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 03:46:26 AM
I can't concetrate now ...

What if she crashs in the middle of it?

Sex-Bot : "I serve to please."
GP : "Lets have sex"
SB : "ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND."
GP : "Uh what?"
SB : "PLEASE REINSTALL OPERATING SYSTEM"

Every geeks dream/nightmare

Nightmare, yes. I wouldn't even fuck this thing with your dick and the whole board pushing.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Rumckle on February 02, 2010, 06:43:11 PM
 :lulz:

It looks kinda like Katherine Tate.

If she got hit in the face a few times.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Richter on February 02, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
They need to make one with the face of Terry Schiavo.  Just because.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
They need to make one with the face of Terry Schiavo.  Just because.

:lulz:

You need help.

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: LMNO on February 02, 2010, 08:09:09 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
They need to make one with the face of Terry Schiavo.  Just because.

:hit:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 02, 2010, 10:20:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
They need to make one with the face of Terry Schiavo.  Just because.

:awesome:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on February 02, 2010, 11:05:32 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 02, 2010, 03:31:05 AM
I, for one, am just glad that there are valuable news organizations out there like Fox and CNN so I can read about this guy and his invention.


(http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/t1larg.jpg) (http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html)


I bet almost every nerd, geek, old lonely guy out there has bought one already.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: NotPublished on February 03, 2010, 12:23:21 AM
Not me.. Its a girl :D

(At that note I might add she alarmingly looks like a girl I dated )
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Pariah on February 03, 2010, 03:56:21 AM
Are you guys insulting Fox News?

But they are covering IMPORTANT NEWS

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/02/important-news/ (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580302,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a4:g4:r2:c0.000000:b0:z5)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 04, 2010, 10:45:14 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/02/04/reese.witherspoon.dating.again.ppl/index.html?eref=rss_latest&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fcnn_latest+%28RSS%3A+Most+Recent%29
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Jasper on February 05, 2010, 01:58:23 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
They need to make one with the face of Terry Schiavo.  Just because.

WHO WOULD EVEN NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE?

:lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 15, 2010, 06:42:57 PM
BREAKING: MADONNA OFFERS MARRIAGE ADVICE!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35834346/ns/entertainment-television/
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 18, 2010, 10:16:15 PM
BREAKING: HALF NAKED PHOTO OF GIRL FOR SALE!
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/03/18/half-naked-carla-bruni-helmut-newton/
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: GIGGLES on March 18, 2010, 10:27:57 PM
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1973372_2089545,00.html?cnn=yes&hpt=C2
BABBY HITLER!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: on March 18, 2010, 10:31:26 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 02, 2010, 11:05:32 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 02, 2010, 03:31:05 AM
I, for one, am just glad that there are valuable news organizations out there like Fox and CNN so I can read about this guy and his invention.


(http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/t1larg.jpg) (http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html)


I bet almost every nerd, geek, old lonely guy out there has bought one already.

I use mine to larp FATAL
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 07:08:12 PM
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/bullock_and_james_engage_in_phone_cqzROFfk0hChblongwH2fI

HOLY SHIT! THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO PUBLIC INTEREST IT BLOWS MY MIND!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 07, 2010, 07:13:09 PM
(http://imgur.com/UPgAP.png)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Jasper on July 08, 2010, 02:22:44 AM
Are you fucking joking?!  :lulz:

*googles*

It's REAL.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Jenne on July 08, 2010, 03:47:52 AM
:lulz: Slow day at Reuters in Eugene?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 11, 2010, 09:28:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CROP CIRCLE MAKES BEND TIME AND SPACE AFTER CREATING A 4 DIMENSIONAL CROP CIRCLE! HOLY FUCK!!1* (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293805/Maybe-thisll-help-win-Dutch-crop-circle-followers-spotted-dancing-200ft-cube-ahead-World-Cup-final.html)










*According to the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 14, 2010, 03:26:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bqpSJ.jpg)